"Personally, I don't see much difference between giraffes and big spiders."

March 3, 2007 8:36 PM

GiraffobiaDotCom — the place for people what thinks giraffes is scary.
posted by Kattullus (22 comments total)

Via some awesome Jeff who wrote to Neil Gaiman.
posted by Kattullus at 8:38 PM on March 3, 2007

Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up, dogs?
Dog #1: What is it?
Dog #2: Hey, maybe it's a gy-raffe, the gy-raffe!
Spike: Nah, that ain't no gy-raffe. A gy-raffe's got a long neck like this
[Pulls on Bugs' neck]
Spike: Hey, fellows, it's a rabbit.
Dog #1: Oh, a rabbit.
Spike: Dog pile on the rabbit!
Dogs: [as they all jump on top of Bugs] Dog pile on the rabbit! Dog pile on the rabbit! Dog pile on the rabbit!...
Bugs Bunny: [Hopping on top of the dog pile] Dog pile on the rabbit! Dog pile on the rabbit! Dog pile on the rabbit!

This is what I think of every time I hear the word "giraffe." Every time.
posted by jessenoonan at 9:00 PM on March 3, 2007 [4 favorites]

Damn, but that Bugs episode is the epitome of *classic*. Wish there was some channel - any channel - that still showed the Looney Tunes, like the Cartoon Network used to years ago...
posted by davidmsc at 9:03 PM on March 3, 2007

Giraffe is scary?
Jar-Jar Binks is scarier.
Fun post, Kat!
posted by Dizzy at 9:12 PM on March 3, 2007

davidmsc, I would bet that Boomerang shows stuff like that, but I'm not sure, and it might not be available in your area.
posted by luftmensch at 9:32 PM on March 3, 2007

I once dated a girl who listed amongst her many phobias (to which she would react violently to): dinosaurs, comically large items that are normally small (pencils, eating utensils, etc.), and palm trees.


Palm Trees.



Seriously.
posted by JeremiahBritt at 9:35 PM on March 3, 2007 [1 favorite]

Giraffes isn't scary, Giraffes is cute and beautiful.
posted by exlotuseater at 9:39 PM on March 3, 2007

Updated may 04.

Surely you can do better than this?
posted by b1tr0t at 9:42 PM on March 3, 2007

J-Britt:
PLEEEZE tell me your first date with this woman wasn't at the La Brea Tar Pits.
posted by Dizzy at 9:44 PM on March 3, 2007

They are kinda ugly mothers.
posted by grytpype at 10:04 PM on March 3, 2007

Oh the nightmares that shall follow....
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 10:31 PM on March 3, 2007

Updated May 04. Surely you can do better than this?

LOL I forgot posts had to be from only one week ago maximum!!! It's very important to comment on how old a post is so that everyone knows it's a retarded post that is super old. b1tr0t totally saves teh day!!!!!!1
posted by ORthey at 12:28 AM on March 4, 2007 [1 favorite]

This may only be hilarious because it's 4 in the morning and I'm delirious from clubbing, but ... it's hilarious. Thanks for sharing.
posted by mykescipark at 12:43 AM on March 4, 2007

When I was a wee toddler a giraffe statue scared the bejeezus outta me. srlsy. What if it could move!? eeep!
posted by dabitch at 12:49 AM on March 4, 2007

GIRAFFE FIGHT!
posted by good in a vacuum at 1:01 AM on March 4, 2007

Giraffes? Giraffes!
posted by contraption at 2:10 AM on March 4, 2007

west of the beb.
posted by quarter waters and a bag of chips at 2:28 AM on March 4, 2007

contraption, I love that book and their Head book. I bought them for 20% at a Borders that had a stockpile. The clerk was talking about what a great deal they were.
posted by Brainy at 7:30 AM on March 4, 2007

Those giraffes aren't fighting; they're trying to start a mosh pit.
posted by Bort at 7:57 AM on March 4, 2007

They stink.
posted by jamjam at 9:14 AM on March 4, 2007

"Personally, I don't see much difference between giraffes and big spiders."

Fantastic .signature, that.
posted by dno at 9:15 AM on March 4, 2007

The giraffs at my tiny local zoo are friendly, and like being petted. Hurds of giraffs in the wild are extremely beautiful. I can't imagine anyone finding them frightening.
posted by Goofyy at 12:53 AM on March 5, 2007