The ultimate weenie roaster

March 4, 2007 6:23 PM

The Ultimate Weenie Roaster(maybe NSFW if your boss is a total prude) is a customizable hot dog holder that ensures that your, um, weiner gets proper heat distribution or something. Although it looks like you really need two to tango.
posted by Burhanistan (15 comments total)

(sorry, couldn't resist)
posted by Burhanistan at 6:27 PM on March 4, 2007

"But I hate the black crispies that are induced upon grilled dogs where they touch the grill. Yuck."

Jeeze. Just microwave the fuckers then. Why bother with a grill?
posted by BeerFilter at 6:28 PM on March 4, 2007

Getting those black lines on the hot dog is the reason grills were invented in the first place.
posted by DU at 6:30 PM on March 4, 2007

I never sausage a thing.
posted by cerebus19 at 6:45 PM on March 4, 2007 [2 favorites]

From the comments:

Any geek knows that the proper way to cook a hot dog is to shove some 10 gauge solid copper wire about an inch into each end, and apply a 110 VAC power supply. It cooks in about twenty to thirty seconds (depending on conductivity, which seems to be a function of how salty they are), from the inside out. Yum.

Now that I want to see.
posted by Faint of Butt at 6:55 PM on March 4, 2007

"I never sausage a thing."

That's the punniest thing I've ever read. :)
posted by tayknight at 6:57 PM on March 4, 2007

FoB: Now that I want to see.

Ask, and you shall receive.
posted by davey_darling at 6:59 PM on March 4, 2007

What's the wurst that could happen? "Ich burn ein Frankfurter."
posted by rob511 at 7:03 PM on March 4, 2007 [1 favorite]

Funny joke but not worth the 15 bucks. I'll stick with the microwave.
posted by puke & cry at 7:12 PM on March 4, 2007 [1 favorite]

oh, no. the best example of the electrocuted hotdog is the Presto Hot Dogger.
posted by Woney at 8:14 PM on March 4, 2007

Penises are funny.
posted by longsleeves at 8:49 PM on March 4, 2007

The money shot: LOL (and yummy.)
posted by NewBornHippy at 9:16 PM on March 4, 2007

My father-in-law has both a male and a female version: (the female version is for marshmallows apparently.) He got them from somebody who handmakes them in his hometown.
posted by Jaybo at 9:37 PM on March 4, 2007 [1 favorite]

I think Mr Weenie Roaster should go hang out with that chick in the Filthy Food post a few posts up. Oops, until that part at the end where she starts biting everything.
posted by fenriq at 11:05 PM on March 4, 2007

Nothing can ever touch the majesty of the Hot Diggity Dogger. I brought this thing up camping for May 24 once. All my buddies were laughing at me but it turned out to be the hit of the weekend because it made such perfect dogs.
posted by autodidact at 6:30 AM on March 5, 2007