Filthy Filthy Food

March 4, 2007 10:19 PM

Food has never been so sexy(Probably NSFW). Will I ever look at a banana the same way ever again? Probably not.
posted by hafetysazard (36 comments total)

You've never thought a banana was phallic before? That's rather sad.
posted by fungible at 10:27 PM on March 4, 2007

That gets way kinkier than I thought it would.
posted by Brainy at 10:31 PM on March 4, 2007

I don't get it.
posted by Astro Zombie at 10:32 PM on March 4, 2007

Man, that's disturbing.

In a good way, of course.
posted by tkolar at 10:37 PM on March 4, 2007

That gets way kinkier than I thought it would.

Yeah. It kinda got all Aristocrats all the sudden.
posted by Kwantsar at 10:46 PM on March 4, 2007

Also by the same director: "Pornographic Apathetic" and the video for "Spanky Spanky" by Dick-n-Jayne. DNJ also provided the music for hafetysazard's link.
posted by infinitewindow at 10:47 PM on March 4, 2007

Dang, that was enlightening and kind of hot. To quote Peter Griffin, "I think I'll go heat up a bagel and have sex with it."
posted by fenriq at 10:55 PM on March 4, 2007

But the question remains: did Smedleyman eat the salami?
posted by homunculus at 11:02 PM on March 4, 2007

I used to date a bear-claw in college, but it was purely physical.
posted by Dizzy at 11:18 PM on March 4, 2007

Harlot.
posted by miss lynnster at 11:38 PM on March 4, 2007

Eh... One of the first times I got high, I actually made out with a Hostess Cupcake. Fer realz. French kissing the cream.

And then, another time (I don't recall if I was high or not, but I wouldn't doubt it)... I ate the perfect plum. The taste was heavenly, and looking at the vibrant flesh, with the thin veins seemed very physically erotic. Plum Pussy or something.

So yeah, it's more than bananas.

And pot makes you do some fucked up shit with food, no?
posted by symbioid at 11:41 PM on March 4, 2007

Is it porn masquerading as interesting links night on Metafilter?
posted by allen.spaulding at 11:44 PM on March 4, 2007

You've never thought a banana was phallic before? That's rather sad.

Sure I have. Except that's what's going to be stuck in my mind from now on whenever I see a girl eating a banana (or a dude).
posted by hafetysazard at 12:03 AM on March 5, 2007

Please avoid the zoo.
posted by IronLizard at 12:08 AM on March 5, 2007

fungible writes "You've never thought a banana was phallic before? That's rather sad."

I'm guessing you didn't watch it all the way to the end before? Sure, I've thought of bananas as phallic. But imagining something and seeing it are different, and I've never seen someone eating cookie dough in imitation of cophrophagia, or sucking off multiple bottles of heavy-cream-semen and then getting a golden shower of apple-juice-urine.
posted by Bugbread at 12:20 AM on March 5, 2007

this is probably more than probably nsfw.
posted by maryh at 1:59 AM on March 5, 2007 [1 favorite]

What was with the yellow lid?
posted by DenOfSizer at 2:24 AM on March 5, 2007

I think I remember seeing that in my dad's sock drawer.
posted by The Straightener at 5:02 AM on March 5, 2007

I love some simulated coprophagy with my morning coffee. Now if only she had fisted an overripe pumpkin.
posted by MaxVonCretin at 7:10 AM on March 5, 2007 [1 favorite]

Yeah it was all understandable except for the lid & the foil wrapper underneath. Do other dudes have some sort of twist-off plastic cap that some birth defect left me without? WTF was that supposed to represent?
posted by phearlez at 7:25 AM on March 5, 2007

What - no kumquats?
posted by Slack-a-gogo at 8:02 AM on March 5, 2007

"(Probably NSFW)" Where the heck do you work?
posted by Mitheral at 8:52 AM on March 5, 2007

It just wouldn't be a regular workday without someone pretending to eat poop.
posted by chundo at 9:03 AM on March 5, 2007 [1 favorite]

Somebody should make a video of a pretty young woman sitting in a chair holding up a sign that said "I am sexually receptive." That would be hot.
posted by Methylviolet at 9:07 AM on March 5, 2007

If you watch through the credits the peanutbutter is revealed to be a stand in for the anus.

I do not want to be exposed to peanutbutter anus.
posted by lekvar at 9:11 AM on March 5, 2007

Where can I get one of these screw-caps for my anus?
posted by chundo at 9:25 AM on March 5, 2007

Except that's what's going to be stuck in my mind from now on whenever I see a girl eating a banana (or a dude).

Well, it's always what I've thought of when I've seen a girl eating a dude.
posted by Astro Zombie at 9:33 AM on March 5, 2007 [1 favorite]

Some of those foods is lesbians.
posted by inconsequentialist at 10:19 AM on March 5, 2007

Just what we need. Another single link atomfilms post.
posted by Cyrano at 10:56 AM on March 5, 2007

Mmmmmm, fruit salad...

Okay, so I'm a whore...
posted by Samizdata at 11:01 AM on March 5, 2007

Peanut Butter Anus would be a flippin' awesome name for a punk band.
posted by fenriq at 11:25 AM on March 5, 2007

So funny... and yet also disturbing in some ways.
posted by clevershark at 4:43 PM on March 5, 2007

I know that was food, but I'm kind of grossed out.

*puts "have chocolate poop into my mouth" on list of things NOT to do.*
posted by grapefruitmoon at 7:14 PM on March 5, 2007

Annie Terrazzo looks like a real fun date!
posted by pax digita at 10:56 PM on March 5, 2007

Oh, and...speaking of Ms. T., I Googled her and found this -- I think it'll be my weekly music link to friends online.

Hopefully I'll find out who the music track is...
posted by pax digita at 11:10 PM on March 5, 2007

I liked it all. Except for the cookie dough. Not my scene.
posted by Savannah at 10:34 PM on March 6, 2007