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Truth is Creepier than Fantasy

Chinese Jet Pilot — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 12:29:30 -0800

Lancelot the Living Unicorn (actually a white angora goat whose horn buds were grafted onto the center of its skull by mystic Oberon Zell-Ravenheart), a popular attraction of the Marin County Renaissance Faire, Marine World Africa USA and Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus, continues to elicit fond memories in spite of being exhibited by a horrific murderer.

By: thecjm

thecjm — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 13:23:37 -0800

I saw Lancelot, or something very similar at a Ringling Bros show in the early-mid 80s. I can recall what a let-down it was even as a four year old. It's just a goat with a horn in the middle!

By: OmieWise

OmieWise — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 13:36:06 -0800

That last link is quite a mindfuck.

By: stinkycheese

stinkycheese — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 13:43:40 -0800

Merzbow and Consumer Electronics teamed up about twenty years ago to put out a really great noise album called "Horn Of The Goat". The cover has the very striking image of Leonard Lake smiling, holding Lancelot the Living Unicorn while a woman appears to be giving Lancelot a rather friendly kiss. Very, very creepy.

By: goodnewsfortheinsane

goodnewsfortheinsane — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 13:55:42 -0800

I don't know, I mean I kind of like rainbows better.

By: wemayfreeze

wemayfreeze — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 14:00:37 -0800

That Archer link (first one) is hilarious. He's such a stoner hippie-cynic! I had an Archer over my bed in high school and it's nice to know we're on the same page on that.

By: stinkycheese

stinkycheese — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 14:03:45 -0800

Here's a little larger version of the Leonard Lake pic.

By: goodnewsfortheinsane

goodnewsfortheinsane — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 14:10:59 -0800

Indeed OmieWise, that last link is a truly great read.

By: Challahtronix

Challahtronix — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 14:18:25 -0800

Funny this was posted today- I saw the unicorn on Saturday night. It's stuffed and on display at the Palace of Wonders on H street in DC (free admission!) along with some gruesome pics of how the horn was "made". They apparantly got it from Baltimore's now defunct Dime Museum. The owner of the Dime struck a deal with the PoW owner and has a lot of similar curiousities on display in the bar- a stuffed five legged dog, "alien skulls", a cloak of inivisibility, etc... Much better than the stuff on the walls at TGIFriday.

By: MrMoonPie

MrMoonPie — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 14:31:49 -0800

I saw both the actual living unicorn at the Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus in Charlotte, NC (on a high-school date), AND the stuffed version at the Palace of Wonders, thus bringing my life full circle. Or something.

By: mckenney

mckenney — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 14:35:43 -0800

Dude, spend a couple of hours reading up on serial killers at Crimelibrary.net and you'll never look at your quiet, unassuming neighbor the same way again.

By: mckenney

mckenney — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 14:36:36 -0800

.com, I mean.

By: puke & cry

puke & cry — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 14:50:51 -0800

I knew about Lake, I think they've had shows about him on courttv. Never knew about that goat though.

By: Baby_Balrog

Baby_Balrog — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 15:01:15 -0800

Eeeyargh.... that last link is completely horrifying...

By: Baby_Balrog

Baby_Balrog — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 15:01:44 -0800

Also this post is completely fantastic and deserves some sort of award.

By: exogenous

exogenous — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 15:14:42 -0800

Funny this was posted today- I saw the unicorn on Saturday night. It's stuffed and on display at the Palace of Wonders on H street in DC Jeebus, I knew that goat looked familiar somehow. And this has got to be the most creepy post ever.

By: Fenriss

Fenriss — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 15:25:26 -0800

You know, I can't walk into the Palace of Wonders without some unbelievably weird coincidence occurring (former coworkers, ex lovers, etc.) I'm glad to know that the stuffed goat is there, because I clearly remember being given lots cards and magazines featuring him as a child, and I think if I'd walked in there and seen that goat without being forewarned, I'd have freaked.

By: taosbat

taosbat — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 15:51:10 -0800

I read about Otter and Morning Glory Zell's 'unicorns,' back in the day, in Drawing Down the Moon: Witches, Druids, Goddess-Worshippers, and Other Pagans in America Today, by Margot Adler.

By: dirtynumbangelboy

dirtynumbangelboy — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 16:16:07 -0800

Same here, taosbat. Was one of the final nails in the coffin of my brief flirtation with 'organized' neo-Paganism.

By: taosbat

taosbat — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 16:39:19 -0800

I really enjoyed Margot Adler's public radio articles, dirtynumbangelboy; so, I was eager to read the book when it came out. I thought it was very interesting. I have friends who moved to California and have visited some of the temples and festivals she wrote about more recently, like the Egyptian temple...they said it was thriving.

By: palmcorder_yajna

palmcorder_yajna — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 16:45:29 -0800

It has taken several hours, but I am pleased to find that I can now recall the words "Master Kumara does not barf," without spitting my drink all over my keyboard. This is a brillaint post, Chinese Jet Pilot.

By: dirtynumbangelboy

dirtynumbangelboy — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 17:52:21 -0800

Oh, oops, I should have been more clear. Adler's book is extremely good. The Zells, and their bizarre unicorn thing (amongst other weirdness)... I have no words. They were some of the final nails.

By: taosbat

taosbat — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 18:33:49 -0800

Yeah, well, I heard that. Thanks to Chinese Jet Pilot for an oddly, terribly, interesting post.

By: yodelingisfun

yodelingisfun — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 18:51:07 -0800

Funny, Adler's book was also what made me decide that paganism wasn't for me though I thought the book itself was great and still have a moldy copy. Poor goat.

By: spiderskull

spiderskull — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 18:58:27 -0800

Am I the only one who is completely dumbfounded by the sheer batshitinsanity of grafting a horn onto an animal?

By: Sticherbeast

Sticherbeast — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 19:01:46 -0800

I was already familiar with Leonard Lake and Charles Ng, whose crimes rank among the most bone-chilling and bizarre out there, but I had no idea they had a connection to wizards and unicorns. I think my head is going to implode from sheer awesome, and I thank you.

By: abulafa

abulafa — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 20:53:51 -0800

Is this the "I saw it at Barnum et al's Circus in the 80's" and "[I saw it at] Palace of Wonders [is awesome]" meetup? Count me in for two.

By: Mocata

Mocata — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 03:48:14 -0800

That crimelibrary link, while interesting, is very odd. No dates, for example - you have no idea when the story is taking place. Also the weird way the chronology is done. And then the writer suddenly gets indignant about Canada not handing people over to a country that has the death penalty, as if Canada is the strange place in this scenario. Better written serial killer voyeurism, please.

By: dgaicun

dgaicun — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 12:55:01 -0800

This was definitely one of my favorite scenes from Borat.