Gore would make a better prez than BushSo would Mike Tyson.
President wanted. White Christian-seeming male preferred, but willing to appear to consider others. Full head of hair a must. No fatties.(Emphasis not mine)
Let my love open the GoreMmm, oily-chested bearded GOR fighting for our rights! To party, to free speech, to have that pesky ol' habeas corpus, to drive cars powered by trash, to fight glaciers...
Let my love OPEN the Gore
Let my love open the Gore
the Al Gore
1, 2, 3, 4 Get your former vice prez on the floor
Gotta get up to get down
Look over there, it's MC Al Gore
He's hard to catch like the albacore
He's hard to destroy like uranium ore
A to the L to the G-O-R-E
Speaking his rhymes to the petite bourgeoisie
Smartypants in his pants is what he be needing
One taste of my ass and the man be pleading
"Please baby please baby Mimi baby please"
I say, "Al, cook me up some macaroni and cheese"
'Cause you know I like things that are many and boiled
And you know how I like it when your chest is all oiled
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Kerry ibid.
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posted by RavinDave at 12:35 AM on March 6, 2007