Russian Bear Cartoons

March 10, 2007 12:32 PM

There is a bear in the woods.Some people say he is adorabley blotto. Some people say he is a ponderous Pooh. Still others say he is as cute as a bug's bottom. Since nobody really knows for sure, isn't smart to be smarter than the average bear? If there is a bear? YouTubery Ahoy
posted by maryh (17 comments total)

wtf is this
posted by delmoi at 12:51 PM on March 10, 2007

No maryh, I think delmoi was referring to the music video cartoon featuring a big-boobed/butted girl who's sooo crazy sexy that she overwhelms Da Vinci & Freud and somehow inspires Bush & Bin Laden to have a Bed In.
posted by miss lynnster at 1:01 PM on March 10, 2007

(delmoi, if you still see that 'over 18' warning since the admins fixed the link, it's only for scenes depicting vodka drinking bears. Nothing horrifying, unless you're a teatoller. BTW, thanks admins.)
posted by maryh at 1:02 PM on March 10, 2007

Serious, miss lynster?? Suffice to say, that was not the intended link...
posted by maryh at 1:04 PM on March 10, 2007

I know, but I think maybe he discovered something else by clicking around the page that was accidentally linked to before. Click on the link that delmoi posted. You'll see what I think he was talkin' about.
posted by miss lynnster at 1:24 PM on March 10, 2007

Cheburashka is not bear! Cheburashka is funny little animal unknown to science! Very nice links, very nice post, большое спасибо!
posted by languagehat at 1:58 PM on March 10, 2007

Does it shit in the woods?
posted by anthill at 2:46 PM on March 10, 2007

You're thinking of the Pope, anthill.
posted by trondant at 2:52 PM on March 10, 2007

No.
posted by maryh at 2:53 PM on March 10, 2007

Does it shit in the woods?

Yep.
posted by ericb at 3:07 PM on March 10, 2007

thanks for the link to Russian winnie pooh - "I'm a little black cloud!, tuchka tuchka tuchka" - the Russian winnie pooh is better than the disney version. lol.
posted by gnomesb at 4:59 PM on March 10, 2007

Bear vs. Bear (with bonus shot).
posted by Burhanistan at 6:12 PM on March 10, 2007

"'Don't discuss polar bears": memo to scientists
posted by homunculus at 7:17 PM on March 10, 2007

Don't think of a white bear
posted by conch soup at 9:45 PM on March 10, 2007

Lovely post--Russian Winnie and Cheburashka are charming. If you want to see more, you might check out Magia Russica, a beautiful documentary about Russian animation.
posted by hurdy gurdy girl at 10:13 PM on March 10, 2007

In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in the country, the President narrowed the field to three finalists, the CIA, the FBI, and the N.Y.P.D. The three remaining contenders were given the task of catching a rabbit which was released into the forest.

The CIA went into the forest. They placed animal informants throughout.

They questioned all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation they concluded that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI went into the forest. After two weeks without a capture, they burned the forest killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They made no apologies. The rabbit deserved it.

The N.Y.P.D. went into the forest. They came out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear was yelling " Okay, Okay, I am the mother fuckin rabbit, I am the mother fuckin rabbit".
posted by rossination at 11:43 PM on March 10, 2007

Scientist stalks sleeping bears
posted by homunculus at 12:07 PM on March 17, 2007