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March 10, 2007 8:03 PM

Mediocre Films consists of films which are... mediocre, hence the name. Night of the Zombie. Batty Bat-Bat. Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show. Granted, it's not LG15 but I think that's what I like about it most. These short subject films are made by some guy named Greg, with help from other people whom you may have never heard of before. Occasionally they also feature a guy named Adam whom you might recognize but you may not be able to recall from where. It's funny. Well. I liked it. My girlfriend didn't. She said they were mediocre; to which I said, "exactly!" Sheesh. Women.
posted by ZachsMind (10 comments total)

Can you smell the freshness?
posted by ZachsMind at 8:03 PM on March 10, 2007

Paul Haggis has a website now?
posted by drjimmy11 at 8:41 PM on March 10, 2007

I liked Night of the Zombie for the most part.

Tiny Chicken Sprocket Riblets Parade however , they can keep.
posted by nola at 8:43 PM on March 10, 2007

Wish they had recruited a real Japanese person for "Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show". Because it's just stupid the way it is.
posted by KokuRyu at 9:20 PM on March 10, 2007

I mean, what is the f***ing point of imitating how a Japanese person pronounces English? Arrgh. This isn't mediocre. It's offensive and stupid. But so is Clerks, I guess, and everybody loves that fat bastard.
posted by KokuRyu at 9:33 PM on March 10, 2007

I thought it was supposed to be stupid, that was the point. Wasn't it? Or did I not get the joke? Were they being like, surreal and stuff? Like the Pee Wee Herman Show used to be? Cuz I thought it was just supposed to be stupid funny and got real pissed off when I found out Paul Reubens was deep and a serious performance artist who was willing to sacrifice his reputation just so he could pee on a crucifix in a jar in public. That really ticked me off. Why can't comedians just be stupid funny? Why's it gotta mean something all the time? I don't even think that guy was a real proctologist, but it was still funny to me.

Mating Season is safe. Lily's Magic Wand is cute. The Date is cringeworthy cuz I'm just like that guy. It was eerie. I think my favorite thus far is Hitting Hollywood cuz that one actually had me laughing so hard tears were in my eyes, but really I'm not a violent man.
posted by ZachsMind at 9:36 PM on March 10, 2007

The Date was some silly fun.
Thanks, ZachsMind.

I hope you don't mind me coppin' your underlining style.
posted by jaronson at 10:21 PM on March 10, 2007

No prob jaronson. Cop all ya like.

Cliff is very very cool.
posted by ZachsMind at 6:05 PM on March 11, 2007

batty batty batty!
posted by mrgrimm at 6:14 PM on March 11, 2007

Just got this from the proverbial horse's mouth. On a whim I sent a msg to his myspace page and Greg wrote back and told me that Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show Episode Two is scheduled to be done and ready by April! Like, YAY! And stuff!
posted by ZachsMind at 8:00 PM on March 29, 2007