On-board Safety Cards Collection

March 22, 2007 4:57 AM

On-board Safety Cards Collection...and don't miss The international women of aircraft safety cards. [via Travelers Diagram]
posted by soundofsuburbia (11 comments total)

instarequest: a link to the fine parodies of the as cards ?
posted by elpapacito at 5:06 AM on March 22, 2007

These?
posted by fvw at 5:20 AM on March 22, 2007

Always useful to be wearing a mini-skirt when preparing to ditch at sea.
posted by rongorongo at 5:29 AM on March 22, 2007

The Russians sure know how to keep a hot woman safe. ROWR
posted by DU at 5:32 AM on March 22, 2007

And here I was thinking how hard up I am...or else my hip-detached-irony meter's way out of calibration from the lackanookie....
posted by pax digita at 5:38 AM on March 22, 2007

I'm not sure why I like this as much as I do.
posted by bobobox at 9:42 AM on March 22, 2007

Tajikistan's glowing terrorist ghosts is still one of my favorites.
posted by O9scar at 10:18 AM on March 22, 2007

I always carry a Sharpie with me on the plane. I'm the asshole who draws sharks in the water surrounding the downed plane. I'm sure you've seen my work.
posted by Thorzdad at 10:40 AM on March 22, 2007

Airplane safety is for suckers.
posted by jeffkay at 1:01 PM on March 22, 2007

10x fvw
posted by elpapacito at 3:16 PM on March 22, 2007

This one needs a desperately bleak yet somehow humorously sardonic caption.
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 5:48 PM on March 22, 2007