SubscribeThat McSweeney's bit gets less cute with each dayFrom GERARD VANDERLEUN:
With all due respect to Andrew Ross (letter below), he's got it backwards on the Eggers' story.
Rather than revealing (as is so easy to do) the awfulness of the Times and the writers that do their evil bidding, Eggers' open and endless email stack reveals what a preening and pedantic little pissant he's evolved into in his "Year of the Living Lit'rary Wunderkind."
Breathes there a person who has been subject of a profile that has ever felt the writer got it right? Never happens. There are *always* problems with people. "Not quoted right!" "That stuff was off the record!" "I can't believe I forgot I was talking to a *newspaper*."
Every writer knows that the subject will think he got it wrong and start to whine. The only solution is to let the subject have the story and give in to their every rewrite. And even then, odds are that it will be *wrong.* If
Eggers is as sophisticated as his pose, he knows this. Will the Times *get*it*wrong* from the subject's point of view? YES! Every time! And yet sooner or later they will be back for more. Usually when their fast fame is at a lower ebb and their "plenty of money" is running low.
What really galls me about the Times is that they were so ready to assume the position for Eggers as much as they did. Especially to accommodate his [location deleted] vacation at the other side of the world, and the kid needed to sleep, awww! Bad form on their side to be this coddling, but I guess they were too deep into the Suckupathon to quit. Spiking would have been too good for him.
The McSweeney's Bit was cute when it first came along (count me as another life member -- but so far the copies have been showing up, even though I never got the promised 'special gift'), but it is getting less cute with every passing day. And this little snit takes the cake for now.
I was willing to give Eggers the benefit of the doubt after his sister outed him as a prig in Harpers last year, but now I shall revise my opinion. Ditto about that box with the stupid bird on it. Face it, we just have that kind of stuff around our offices to impress the groundlings. Nobody really reads
it after the first try.
Prediction 1: Eggers may soon wake up and see that his email play is not exactly the smooth move and take it down. Make your copies now! (On the other hand, the whole incident reveals that he's probably beyond such feats
of self-examination.)
Prediction 2: This endless bit of email exhibitionism by Eggers will mark the moment his Sputnik began to slip off the radar screen as the NYC literary cabbage patch doll of the moment. Note to aspiring young literary things: The wunderkind position is open again. Gentlemen, start your websites!
posted by aaron at 7:40 PM on February 22, 2001
Off the record:
I'm not sure what the question is. Does Vintage want to sell books? Of course. Do I care? Not in the least.
Such elaborate stunts are the kind of marketing most authors only dream about, but Mr. Eggers insisted it made no difference to him. "Does Vintage want to sell books? Of course," he said by e-mail, the only form in which he would agree to answer questions. "Do I care? Not in the least."
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But speaking as someone who knows what it's like to get bent over a table by a journalist with an agenda, more power to him!
posted by mikewas at 12:51 PM on February 22, 2001