Comments on: Naughty Knots

Naughty Knots

jacquilynne — Sat, 24 Mar 2007 08:47:06 -0800

Naughty Needles Knitting. Knit yourself a Pony Hood or become a Furmaid. If you're in Kansas City, you can stop by for the all-knitted burlesque show. [Some images on the site NSFW]

By: DenOfSizer

DenOfSizer — Sat, 24 Mar 2007 08:56:44 -0800

Who says knaughty knitting kneedles are only for self-administered abortions anymore?

By: DenOfSizer

DenOfSizer — Sat, 24 Mar 2007 09:00:24 -0800

Also, crocheted vulvas and knitted uteruses.

By: hermitosis

hermitosis — Sat, 24 Mar 2007 09:01:16 -0800

A lot of yarn comes pre-packaged in a convenient ball-gag shape.

By: Balisong

Balisong — Sat, 24 Mar 2007 09:06:33 -0800

My Grandma will be so excited! She's been looking for something to knit me for years.

By: miss lynnster

miss lynnster — Sat, 24 Mar 2007 09:18:12 -0800

Oh, there's all sorts of fun stuff you can make.

By: Wonderwoman

Wonderwoman — Sat, 24 Mar 2007 10:37:23 -0800

heh heh.... clamshell.... heh

By: hurdy gurdy girl

hurdy gurdy girl — Sat, 24 Mar 2007 14:39:45 -0800

See also: the Snatchel, and the Beanis [NSFW, of course].

By: Listener

Listener — Sat, 24 Mar 2007 15:06:29 -0800

Hmm, what if we all walked around in crocheted suits that would represent what is normally hidden under the clothes? That would be bizarre. Dali would be proud. Or maybe Claes Oldenburg.

By: squashy wol

squashy wol — Sat, 24 Mar 2007 15:25:09 -0800

Knitting is weird. At least on Metafilter.

By: Rhomboid

Rhomboid — Sat, 24 Mar 2007 15:44:47 -0800

KONIAKOW, Poland - For two centuries, the women of this small Silesian highlands town have hooked thread in intricate crochet patterns to create lace tablecloths and altar ornaments coveted by royalty across Europe. It was an art taught by mothers to daughters, done at home after the daily farming chores were finished, bringing honor and income to the 500-year-old village in southwest Poland still traversed by horse-drawn carts. Then came G-strings. Last fall, some lace makers trying to earn money spun a racy twist to the art, deciding that underwear would sell better than doilies. Since, the town of 3,000 has been in an uproar, neighbor pitted against neighbor, over the "stringi," Polish for string.

Stringi Koniakowskie

By: astruc

astruc — Sat, 24 Mar 2007 20:04:31 -0800

Someone once knit me a forehead cock.

By: ilsa

ilsa — Sat, 24 Mar 2007 20:32:44 -0800

*ahem*

By: portisfreak

portisfreak — Sat, 24 Mar 2007 22:08:36 -0800

Photo caption contest?