February 23, 2001

9:07 AM

And that's Uncle Joe, he's a-movin' kinda slow at the Junction, Petticoat Junction!Folks, I'm going to leave you something today that will haunt you for the rest of your days. Sure, there are different strokes for different folks: from transvestism to babification, right up to the ultimate step of medical gender switching. But for me, this is a brand new switch on a really strange theme..
posted by Perigee (14 comments total)

Yikes!! Now I feel dirty, Oh so dirty ...

posted by quirked at 9:15 AM on February 23, 2001

Holy tutu Batman! I didn't need to see that! Must...warn...others...
posted by jdiaz at 9:15 AM on February 23, 2001

God help me, I dug a little deeper. Please please PLEASE Don't Click Here! I mean it. You'll regret it.
posted by jpoulos at 9:24 AM on February 23, 2001

Wow! Real "brotherly love" in Pennsylvania...forget Philadelphia, it's the poconos! Oddly enough, I didn't see them listed as a place to spend your honeymoon, or even a place to spend quality time with the family. We'll have to get them to update their listings :)

I'm scarred for life, thanks!
posted by samsara at 9:52 AM on February 23, 2001

Add an assault rifle and half a cake of Colombian snow and you've got a wonderful new toy for kids:

(Instead of Cabbage Patch Kids)

COCAINE PATCH BUMS!
posted by Capn_Stuby at 10:47 AM on February 23, 2001

BLIND, blind, I'm blind...
posted by Jairus at 11:01 AM on February 23, 2001

I love the web so very much. That page is fantastic.

My favorite part comes at the end: "To repeat what I wrote after Camp II, if you have ever dreamed of being a little girl then come and meet us; it is an experience you will treasure all your life, and which will sustain you through the most stressful times. And you can book by e-mailing the Rainbow Mountain Lodge."

posted by sixfoot6 at 11:38 AM on February 23, 2001

".... I just met a boy named Maria ... "
posted by dhartung at 12:55 PM on February 23, 2001

I agree, sixfoot6. There's something actually very sweet about that: "...which will sustain you through the most stressful times."
posted by jpoulos at 1:02 PM on February 23, 2001

Sal's places to vacation this summer:
1) Cancun
2) Grand Canyon
3) The Poconos
4) Disney World
posted by Sal Amander at 1:03 PM on February 23, 2001

Some day you might decide to have a sex change and then you will not laugh at those who led the way!
posted by Postroad at 3:16 PM on February 23, 2001

man, all of those little girls fell down the ugly tree and hit every branch.
posted by sugarfish at 3:36 PM on February 23, 2001

Postroad, women would look stupid in those outfits.

that's all I'm sayin'....
posted by amanda at 4:08 PM on February 23, 2001

Hmm. I feel that someone needs to present the case for the defence:
8 reasons why middle aged men who wear little girl's dresses rock

posted by davidgentle at 5:42 PM on February 23, 2001