Needs time to dry.

March 31, 2007 9:17 PM

Join Hitler and his pirate robots on a hacky journey of learning. Eight video tutorials on how to create a great video pilot (starring Jack Black, with a cameo by Andy Dick as a police car). Just be aware... true success in the entertainment business entails a lot more than just decent cinematography.
Courtesy Acceptable.tv and Channel101.com (of Yacht Rock fame.)
posted by miss lynnster (14 comments total)

Thinking of committing suicide when your pilot is rejected? Heartfelt advice from Shallow Hal: "If it's that easy to kill you, you're a waste of life."
posted by miss lynnster at 9:20 PM on March 31, 2007

4 in 96.
Superhuman.
posted by Dizzy at 9:24 PM on March 31, 2007

Guess who else joined Hitler,... George Bu.. Oh, wait, no.. The Nazis!
posted by Balisong at 9:37 PM on March 31, 2007

Yeah, but the Nazis sure made some kickass internet television pilots...!
posted by miss lynnster at 9:43 PM on March 31, 2007

Sadly, so far Acceptable.tv has been pretty unacceptable.
posted by GavinR at 9:58 PM on March 31, 2007

I've been laughing at Homeless James Bond.
posted by O9scar at 10:13 PM on March 31, 2007

To think: all the money I wasted on film school.
posted by dobbs at 10:13 PM on March 31, 2007

I thought Homeless James Bond was pretty clever, really. And Cirque du Soliel - Sex Crime Investigators actually made me chuckle a couple of times. Mostly just when the bird guy would crow at people.
posted by miss lynnster at 10:28 PM on March 31, 2007

Homeless James Bond is one of the better pieces, I agree. That said, acceptable.tv has a lot of entries that are ... well..., like GavinR said, pretty unacceptable.

Oh, Ryznar and Harmon, how you've fallen since your days of mocking smooth music.

I mean, honestly, if they just put old Yacht Rock episodes on VH1, they'd do better.
posted by theoddball at 11:24 PM on March 31, 2007

I liked the Bond and Cirque and Mr Sprinkles.
posted by dobbs at 11:25 PM on March 31, 2007

Homeless James Bond is fucking awesome.
posted by odinsdream at 8:56 AM on April 1, 2007

Homeless James Bond 2 is just as good - complete with 'car' chase...
posted by anthill at 3:00 PM on April 1, 2007

Chanel 101 on Acceptable.tv's use of Standards and Practices
posted by destro at 4:55 PM on April 1, 2007

Holy shit! Comedians using Jesus as a device for humor! How anti-establishment, original, and edgy!!!!!!!!!!!! You can tell how surprised I am by the amount of exclamation points I use!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by schleppo at 1:18 PM on April 2, 2007