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April 3, 2007 3:03 PM   Subscribe

Questions From Your Girlfriend. Sort of a boyfriend survival guide.
posted by four panels (16 comments total)

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Man, I thought that first link was terrible. The second one is classic, however.
posted by jtron at 3:05 PM on April 3, 2007


What a crock of shit. This is what they want you to think.
posted by furtive at 3:05 PM on April 3, 2007


Bitches, man. Bitches.
posted by ColdChef at 3:07 PM on April 3, 2007


yeah, that first link is some juvenile shit right there. You see, women walk like this, but men walk like this...
posted by jonson at 3:09 PM on April 3, 2007 [1 favorite]


You ever notice how brontosauruses be all... but tyrannosauruses be like...
posted by nathancaswell at 3:11 PM on April 3, 2007 [3 favorites]


Ha! Chicks are like, totally saying one thing, but like, totally mean something else! We are supposed to be mindreaders! What's with Ovaltine?
posted by mckenney at 3:13 PM on April 3, 2007


whoa.... Just, whoa.... What a load of shit, insulting for both men and women alike. Was it really worth a post?

/ grabs popcron
posted by Sijeka at 3:14 PM on April 3, 2007


*wanders in wearing an "I'm with Ovaltine --->" t-shirt*
posted by nebulawindphone at 3:14 PM on April 3, 2007


LOLSEXISM
posted by roll truck roll at 3:14 PM on April 3, 2007 [1 favorite]


But actually, the second link is good. Even the book was pretty good.
posted by roll truck roll at 3:15 PM on April 3, 2007


I have nintety nine complications in my life and fortunately a woman is not one of those. Why yes I will have another glass of champagne, Mr. Timberland. Thank you.
posted by jimmythefish at 3:17 PM on April 3, 2007 [1 favorite]


The musical is gonna ROCK.
posted by Dizzy at 3:18 PM on April 3, 2007


The best thing about popcron is how you can schedule it to pop itself.
posted by jtron at 3:18 PM on April 3, 2007 [1 favorite]


The first link reads like something you'd find in novelty-board-game form in a Spencer Gifts shop.
posted by Rhomboid at 3:20 PM on April 3, 2007


my head now hurts from the sheer brick-wall inanity of the first link. The second link was ok... for the first 50,000 words... man that does go on a bit. That dude should really post a question to AskMe so hoards of people can tell him to RUN AWAY or some other bit of ill-inspired relatio-embiggening advice.

ALt-F
posted by edgeways at 3:23 PM on April 3, 2007


That dude should really post a question to AskMe so hoards of people can tell him to RUN AWAY or some other bit of ill-inspired relatio-embiggening advice.

Actually, you should read the emails section of his site. The man is actually quite in love with his crazy girlfriend.

In the novel version, his personna lashes out against a huge crowd of people in a stirring defense of bad relationships. It's marvelous.
posted by roll truck roll at 3:26 PM on April 3, 2007


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