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Sexy Witch
April 8, 2007 4:58 AM   Subscribe

Sexy Witch: "This is a blog about sexy witches. Here you will find witches of all types: elegant, attractive, pretty, cute, hot, naughty or femme fatales; real life witches; people dressed up as witches: for halloween or fancy dress balls; fictional witches: witches in novels, plays and poems; movie witches; cartoon witches; witches in art: carved, painted, sketched and engraved: they are all here, or will be in time." (Some Images Not Safe For Work)
posted by LeeJay (14 comments total) 8 users marked this as a favorite

 
All ho's are witches and all witches are ho's.
posted by slimepuppy at 5:06 AM on April 8, 2007


¡Soy Niña Bruja!
posted by brujita at 5:21 AM on April 8, 2007


And how's about some sexy Swedish Easter witches for your resurrection...
posted by hovercraft at 6:29 AM on April 8, 2007


Yay just in time for Easter!!!!!
posted by The Deej at 6:35 AM on April 8, 2007


And all hos are greengrocers, apparently.
posted by ninebelow at 7:40 AM on April 8, 2007 [1 favorite]


I got 99 problems but a sexy witch ain't one.
posted by Drexen at 10:56 AM on April 8, 2007


Witches ain't shit but hos and tricks,
Lick on deez newts and suck the dick.
Gets the fuck out after you're done,
And I hops on my broom to make a quick run.
I used to know a witch named Glenda Wright,
We used to turn the boys to frogs and toads at night.
Tighter than a mutharfuckin' gangsta beats,
And we was ballin on the muthafuckin Salem streets.
posted by the_bone at 1:03 PM on April 8, 2007 [5 favorites]


the_bone wins. Thanks for playing!
posted by jeversol at 4:18 PM on April 8, 2007


Do Devils count? Liz Hurley in Bedazzled pwns any Halloween tart evah.
posted by Firas at 4:23 PM on April 8, 2007


Firas: there speaks someone who has never seen the original.
posted by Sparx at 4:44 PM on April 8, 2007


Nolo contendere.
posted by Firas at 4:45 PM on April 8, 2007


secretly puts 1967 movie on to-watch list
posted by Firas at 4:47 PM on April 8, 2007


Heh, I kind of want to keep going.

Witches ain't shit but hos and tricks,
Lick on deez newts and suck the dick.
Gets the fuck out after you're done,
And I hops on my broom to make a quick run.
I used to know a witch named Glenda Wright,
We used to turn the boys to frogs and toads at night.
Tighter than a muthafuckin' gangsta beats,
And we was ballin on the muthafuckin' Salem streets.
Peep that shit, got creeped and it was on,
Number one wrong after number one wrong,
Long as my muthafuckin' cauldron was fat
I didn't give a fuck 'bout my pointy hat.
But she was hanging with Snow White and doin' the shit she do,
Poisoning some fruit just to get a buck or two
In the lake that witch be floatin',
And now she's burnin' 'cause those spells she be turnin' ain't shit.
Witches can't hang with the streets.
She's tied to tha stake,
'Cause she made a big mistake
That's real coven-sation for your ass!

posted by the_bone at 10:32 PM on April 8, 2007 [1 favorite]


As I postcard collector, I've gotta say, those Sabbat potcards rule.
posted by palmcorder_yajna at 12:03 AM on April 9, 2007


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