The Spirit of Truth

April 10, 2007 5:19 PM

The Spirit Of Truth.
posted by hama7 (22 comments total)

Fred Phelps?
posted by wigu at 5:33 PM on April 10, 2007

Caller: Shut up motherfucker you ain't bad... [click]
Reverend: BUT I AM, BEE-YATCH!

This is known as the Descartes-Inglewood interpretation
posted by phaedon at 5:35 PM on April 10, 2007 [1 favorite has favorites]

How great would it be to somehow sneakily arrange for this dude to speak at Westboro Baptist and film it? Come to think of it, that would make such a terrific traveling tent revival...only the choicest of the extreme batshitinsane as opposed to your run-of-the-mill types like Haggard and Tilton.
posted by well_balanced at 5:55 PM on April 10, 2007

Presented as a public service: a black preacher who makes Sharpton look good.
posted by wendell at 5:55 PM on April 10, 2007 [1 favorite has favorites]

Thanks for that... I've been looking for the second link for years now.
posted by furtive at 6:10 PM on April 10, 2007

Nice, um, tonsure?
posted by fleetmouse at 6:10 PM on April 10, 2007

I've seen that guy's face before. 99% sure he's a professional comedian.
posted by delmoi at 6:11 PM on April 10, 2007 [1 favorite has favorites]

Well wait, no further reflection I think it's not the same guy.
posted by delmoi at 6:13 PM on April 10, 2007 [1 favorite has favorites]

Man this guy is absolutely insane. But I bet this is the model of most prophets of the "lawd". He's charismatic and absolutely out of his mind. I'd bet a lot of religions around the world have been started by people like him.
posted by delmoi at 6:21 PM on April 10, 2007

If nothing else, I learned a completely new way to answer the phone from him:

"MOTHERFUCKER, WHAT?"
posted by psmealey at 6:21 PM on April 10, 2007 [2 favorites has favorites]

This is almost as old as that laughing yogi.
posted by dobbs at 6:23 PM on April 10, 2007 [1 favorite has favorites]

This has got to be a double although the second video and wiki entry are awesome as well.
posted by photoslob at 6:28 PM on April 10, 2007

I take that back - that wiki entry has some serious racist shenanigans going on.
posted by photoslob at 6:30 PM on April 10, 2007

WTF? Did Pope Doctor Imus EssJay the Canon Lawyer write that Wikipedia entry?????????
posted by orthogonality at 6:45 PM on April 10, 2007

That second link flowing straight from the deadsea scrolls is new to me. Thanks for that.
posted by creeptick at 6:46 PM on April 10, 2007

Well wait, no further reflection I think it's not the same guy.

They all look alike...Comedians, I mean.
posted by ColdChef at 6:49 PM on April 10, 2007 [1 favorite has favorites]

It's so hard not to give in to snickering base impulses. So hard.
posted by longsleeves at 8:13 PM on April 10, 2007

What is the deal with the white guy behind him? How could someone stand in the presence of The Almighty Pimp and not wet himself with laughter?

I had the South Park "shit" counter in my head counting every time he said "Motherfucker" but I was laughing so hard that I lost count.
posted by SteveTheRed at 9:08 PM on April 10, 2007

Technically, "mothafucka" is not taking the Lord's name in vain, and therefore not a motherfucking swear, bitch.
posted by dirigibleman at 9:36 PM on April 10, 2007

swear -> sin. Whatever, beeyatch.
posted by dirigibleman at 9:39 PM on April 10, 2007

I almost died laughing when I first saw this about a year ago. (House nigger !?) But I was living abroad at the time an none of my French/Spanish/Czech etc. friends got even half a laugh from it no matter how strong their English was. One friend let his cigarette hang and fall, stunned the whole time like Ray in Ghostbusters.
posted by CeruleanZero at 1:00 AM on April 11, 2007

"Yo' muthafuckin' communications is corrupted."
posted by solipsophistocracy at 9:24 AM on April 11, 2007