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April 23, 2007 5:55 PM

Make Bjork's next music video. She'd love for you to take a stab at making the video for Innocence (streaming music on her myspace page), if you're up to the challenge. Lyrics. Previously.
posted by MythMaker (22 comments total)

q: what do you get when you cross wee icelandic bizarro-chanteuse bjork with a sabre-tooth tiger?
posted by Hat Maui at 5:57 PM on April 23, 2007

a: the ugliest myspace page ever?
posted by Mach5 at 6:06 PM on April 23, 2007 [1 favorite]

I don't remember if it's more fashionable to love or hate Bjork, all I remember is that the one song I've heard by her sounded like she was singing from the inside of 3 layers of gym socks.
posted by DU at 6:08 PM on April 23, 2007

I've submitted my treatment - me having sex with Bjork for the duration of the song. Fingers crossed my Mefi brethren.
posted by fire&wings at 6:08 PM on April 23, 2007

Make Bjork's next music video.

Just re-run the one with the dancing mailbox.
posted by Fuzzy Monster at 6:09 PM on April 23, 2007

Sorry, forgot to include a point with that last post: So I don't know about a music video, but if she needs to upgrade her sound system I bet Fisher Price would be willing to chip in a My First Soundboard.
posted by DU at 6:10 PM on April 23, 2007

I'm really not into any of the songs i've heard from the new album - the worst Timbaland produces tracks i've heard yet.
posted by mary8nne at 6:17 PM on April 23, 2007

I can't wait to see what next week's bjork post is about! Maybe we should start bjork.metafilter.com!
posted by eyeballkid at 6:24 PM on April 23, 2007 [1 favorite]

I can't wait to see what next week's bjork post is about! Maybe we should start bjork.metafilter.com!

I'll be catching her at Coachella later this week! I'm on it!
posted by Mach3avelli at 6:26 PM on April 23, 2007

Availsble?

Modest Mouse goes a few steps further, teaming up with Apple and providing lots of content to work with. With the Modest Mouse guys filmed in front of green screens, seems like it would be easy to give them cameos in Bjork's video.
posted by emelenjr at 6:29 PM on April 23, 2007

I like high art as much as the next guy, but I like actual music more. But what do you expect from someone who shares a bed with Matthew Barney?
posted by Roman Graves at 7:29 PM on April 23, 2007

I really thought that said "screaming music on her myspace page", which given the nature of MySpace would make perfect sense to me. And given the nature of Bjork, for that matter.
posted by medialyte at 7:42 PM on April 23, 2007

My competition takes far less skill. All you have to do is make me rich by sending your money to me. When i'm rich, you win!
posted by wumpus at 8:37 PM on April 23, 2007

Bjork this weekend on Saturday Night Live: 1 2
posted by emelenjr at 8:38 PM on April 23, 2007

I was looking forwards to that, but the levels seem way off to me.

Which is weird, do they even do anything live?
posted by Artw at 9:47 PM on April 23, 2007

When she has a contest to translate the lyrics into English, I'm in.
posted by staggernation at 10:53 PM on April 23, 2007

No, Bjork, I will not make your next music video.

that felt good.
posted by Citizen Premier at 11:25 PM on April 23, 2007

Madwebcarpenters.

Angrily, we build tubes. Out of hollowed logs.
posted by From Bklyn at 2:19 AM on April 24, 2007

Yeah, they never tell you except in the fine print how you have to both be selected and win in a knife fight against Michael Gondry.

He doesn't just hand over the reins, you know.
posted by jscott at 3:38 AM on April 24, 2007

I used to be cool enough for her music, but now I'm not.
And the cover art?
Yikes.
posted by Dizzy at 6:14 AM on April 24, 2007

The only thing I find more incomprehensible than Bjork's music would be fans of Bjork's music.
posted by rocket88 at 1:07 PM on April 24, 2007

a: i don't know, but keep it away from my cock.
posted by Hat Maui at 12:09 AM on April 29, 2007