Comments on: Billy's Balls

Billy's Balls

sluglicker — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:04:06 -0800

Your beer pong game sucks.

By: humannaire

humannaire — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:09:03 -0800

Amen.

By: billysumday

billysumday — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:11:47 -0800

I agree that beer pong games suck.

By: phaedon

phaedon — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:14:48 -0800

Living in your parents basement never looked so good.

By: sappidus

sappidus — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:18:17 -0800

Regarding the last trick on there, I found that despite a. it's very hard to see exactly what he does, especially at first flush, b. it may have taken 1000 takes... it was still completely, utterly awesome.

By: eyeballkid

eyeballkid — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:19:13 -0800

Where's the video that shows attempts #1-#500 for every one he made?

By: doctor_negative

doctor_negative — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:26:55 -0800

The "ABC Wide World of Sports" backing track is hilarious.

By: weapons-grade pandemonium

weapons-grade pandemonium — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:28:33 -0800

These things can't just happen by accident. This proves intelligent design.

By: googly

googly — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:30:06 -0800

This makes me shed a brief, silent tear for the legions of bored suburban youth who tirelessly honed useless skills for months on end, building up to jaw-dropping levels of prowess, only to have their dedication to their craft cruelly ignored and callously forgotten, because they had the terrible misfortune to live in the lonely, dark era before the dawn of the intarwebs.

By: Dr-Baa

Dr-Baa — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:32:06 -0800

Quarters.

By: pfafflin

pfafflin — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:38:35 -0800

Billy is pro skater Billy Marks.

By: Dizzy

Dizzy — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:48:26 -0800

That would explain the mullet.

By: johnny novak

johnny novak — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:48:39 -0800

he should stop smoking, it's bad for your health.

By: PeterMcDermott

PeterMcDermott — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:57:12 -0800

billysumday writes 'I agree that beer pong games suck.' Beer bong games, on the other hand, are a barrel of laughs.

By: shmegegge

shmegegge — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:03:49 -0800

that was awesome. I want to play beer pong really badly right now, just not against that guy.

By: null terminated

null terminated — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:11:22 -0800

re:eyeballkid Who cares if this novel is awesome--where's the 500 crappy manuscripts he didn't publish?!

By: robocop is bleeding

robocop is bleeding — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:19:48 -0800

The last time some kid put this much effort into something, Gotham's crime rate dropped to an all time low. I just hope that someone in Billy's entourage is good at costume design. Otherwise..

By: churl

churl — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:25:50 -0800

I don't use the word "hero" very often. But this man is the greatest hero in American history.

By: metasonix

metasonix — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:38:23 -0800

Wish I could do that. No, uh, wait.....maybe not....

By: peeedro

peeedro — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:38:55 -0800

A few months later they invited Billy and the beer-pong team to visit the White House. So he went again. And he met the President of the United States again.

By: Ogre Lawless

Ogre Lawless — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:46:32 -0800

If this is beer pong, where's the beer? Any BP player knows that the hardest challenge isn't decimating the cup, its finding someone gullible enough to play with you when you're a known gun. "Hey, wanna play some beer pong?" "FU, man, I've got to work next week..."

By: redsparkler

redsparkler — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:58:47 -0800

Sweet Jesus, that is not the sort of inspiration I need.

By: chuckdarwin

chuckdarwin — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:04:00 -0800

Pity the cameraman.

By: eyeballkid

eyeballkid — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:17:00 -0800

Who cares if this novel is awesome--where's the 500 crappy manuscripts he didn't publish?! Yeah. Except this isn't writing, it's beer pong. Anyone can make a trick pool shot after 500 tries. If this was actually a game, none of those shots would be made and there would be some serious alcohol poisoning from the attempts.

By: lostburner

lostburner — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:34:04 -0800

This is totally awesome and much-deserving of the intense soundtrack. eyeballkid, if none of the shots were made nobody could get alcohol poisoning.

By: grimmelm

grimmelm — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 13:10:28 -0800

Simply astounding. I love the fisheye shakycam.

By: Hat Maui

Hat Maui — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 13:49:09 -0800

The "ABC Wide World of Sports" backing track is hilarious. that's actually bill conti's "rocky" theme.

By: Mikey-San

Mikey-San — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 13:55:39 -0800

Yeah. Except this isn't writing, it's beer pong. Anyone can make a trick pool shot after 500 tries. If this was actually a game, none of those shots would be made and there would be some serious alcohol poisoning from the attempts. Hi, I'm eyeballkid, and I can't enjoy much of anything on the Internet.

By: miss lynnster

miss lynnster — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 14:01:56 -0800

Beer bong games, on the other hand, are a barrel of laughs. Or vomit. Whichever.

By: miss lynnster

miss lynnster — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 14:05:02 -0800

Note to self: to get more favorites, do more fpps involving unemployed slackers playing games with beer. Seems to be a fan favorite.

By: rollbiz

rollbiz — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 14:27:00 -0800

Re: the Quarters link upthread, it just isn't the same with the kid letting out his orgasmic screams after he hits a shot. Part of the awesomeness that is Billy is that there is no reactions to making the shot at all. Both are awesome links, by the way. I know what I'll be doing with the next few *dozen* weekends.

By: eyeballkid

eyeballkid — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 14:44:49 -0800

Hi, I'm eyeballkid, and I can't enjoy much of anything on the Internet. Wow. Got me there!

By: vito90

vito90 — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 15:31:56 -0800

That was alot of fun to watch. I hope fun is enough.

By: Hicksu

Hicksu — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 15:35:56 -0800

Note to self: I see the note that you sent yourself. Ha! Now I'll know your secret.

By: Hicksu

Hicksu — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 15:35:57 -0800

Note to self: I see the note that you sent yourself. Ha! Now I'll know your secret.

By: Hicksu

Hicksu — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 15:37:20 -0800

I guess I got a little excited

By: Dizzy

Dizzy — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 15:40:47 -0800

I can hear you whispering.

By: fidgets

fidgets — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 16:46:57 -0800

basketball!

By: FelliniBlank

FelliniBlank — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 17:13:32 -0800

Muchas gracias -- coincidentally, today in my American Folklore class, there was a student presentation on beer pong, so the kids will appreciate this one when I pass it along.

By: weapons-grade pandemonium

weapons-grade pandemonium — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 17:14:56 -0800

Sure, but top this basketball shot.

By: phaedon

phaedon — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 17:48:12 -0800

that was good. but try this nba game on for size.

By: phaedon

phaedon — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 17:53:53 -0800

and here's a depressing college 2-in-1 special.

By: cotterpin

cotterpin — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 18:29:19 -0800

and here's a depressing professional hockey play

By: poweredbybeard

poweredbybeard — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 20:14:11 -0800

Parkour for shut-ins. Nifty.

By: subaruwrx

subaruwrx — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 23:27:30 -0800

Truly best of the web