Now that the shoe phone is obsolete...

April 25, 2007 2:56 PM

"Let your house be a meetinghouse for the sages and sit amid the dust of their feet and drink in the whiskey that comes out of their flip -flops with thirst."
posted by kosem (31 comments total)

More detailed photo.
posted by kosem at 2:57 PM on April 25, 2007

(Ick!)
posted by Dizzy at 3:03 PM on April 25, 2007

i also like drinking from footware, but only if it's glass
posted by rainman84 at 3:10 PM on April 25, 2007

These will go perfectly with my Precious Roy edible sandals!
posted by churl at 3:10 PM on April 25, 2007

These will go perfectly with my Precious Roy edible sandals!

You guys are SUCKERRRRRS!
posted by katillathehun at 3:26 PM on April 25, 2007

Oh the sick twisted things people do perfectly innocent Whiskey!

Please won't you think of the Whiskey for once?

There is only one portable container for Whiskey. And that is IN MY STOMACH!
posted by tkchrist at 3:26 PM on April 25, 2007

Just when you though American ingenuity was slipping.
posted by jonmc at 3:35 PM on April 25, 2007

walking: flip flop flip flop
walking while drinking: flip flip flip flip
posted by kuujjuarapik at 3:38 PM on April 25, 2007

Reef Dram Sandals Carry Relief for the Perpetually Thirsty Drunk.
posted by ericb at 3:39 PM on April 25, 2007

I will not drink the urine of the peeing shoes.

You can't make me.
posted by quin at 3:39 PM on April 25, 2007 [1 favorite]

Reef Dram Sandals Carry Relief for the Perpetually Thirsty Drunk.

You say that like it's a bad thing.
posted by jonmc at 3:41 PM on April 25, 2007

Reef's other alcohol-related sandal.
posted by porpoise at 3:42 PM on April 25, 2007

Whiskey Blue?
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 3:43 PM on April 25, 2007

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Oh ... no. I just ordered a pair. Heck, it's tough hugging a flask in your Speedo^® at the beach!
posted by ericb at 3:47 PM on April 25, 2007

Awesome, until you step in shit.
posted by sonofslim at 3:49 PM on April 25, 2007

Just remember ericb, the flask goes in the front of your Speedo.
posted by jonmc at 3:49 PM on April 25, 2007

Just remember ericb, the flask goes in the front of your Speedo.

A'int no room left there.
posted by ericb at 3:51 PM on April 25, 2007 [1 favorite]

Plus the sock would make it smell funny.

sorry, just too easy
posted by jonmc at 3:57 PM on April 25, 2007

I've been doing this for years, sure there's a little bit of a squish when you walk, but it's better than accidentally finding yourself sober.
posted by Divine_Wino at 4:03 PM on April 25, 2007 [1 favorite]

D_W, speaking of squish, at a kegger I saw a dude spill his beer on himself and then wring it out into his mouth rather than waste it. That's dedication, man.
posted by jonmc at 4:05 PM on April 25, 2007

sorry, just too easy

Bada-bing! You win!
posted by ericb at 4:06 PM on April 25, 2007

bitch better have my money through rain, sleet or snow (that boy's a shakespeare!)
posted by phaedon at 4:34 PM on April 25, 2007

Mmmmmm...toe-quila.
posted by ColdChef at 4:49 PM on April 25, 2007 [2 favorites]

Brings a whole new meaning to stillsuit.
posted by gwint at 4:50 PM on April 25, 2007

I will not drink the urine of the peeing shoes.

*nods sagely*

The sparrow flies at midnight, shitting erratically.
posted by gompa at 4:52 PM on April 25, 2007

Here, babe, have some foot juice. *pat on bikini bottom*
posted by LordSludge at 5:01 PM on April 25, 2007

Reef sandals are great, and well they should be, coming from a country that is mostly beach. Glad to hear they're moving in to "low tech" (geddit?) areas.

I wonder though, what happens if you run with these?
posted by telstar at 5:03 PM on April 25, 2007

Damn straight! You hippie left-wing flip-floppers deserve to get shoe bombed.
posted by jimmythefish at 5:10 PM on April 25, 2007

I can't believe they don't make these for women. Or kids, for that matter: how awesome would it be to fill little flip-flops up with apple juice and then lock the kids in the back yard for a while?
posted by padraigin at 5:43 PM on April 25, 2007

Nice Pirke Avot reference - I'm not sure if Yosi b. Yoezer would approve, but I do!
posted by ericbop at 7:16 PM on April 25, 2007

I wonder though, what happens if you run with these?

Or drive?
posted by spiderwire at 10:22 PM on April 25, 2007