If I was Ryan, I would be pissed.

April 27, 2007 10:39 AM

Don't Tell Ryan!
posted by Addiction (35 comments total)

I bet Ryan will find out today.
posted by psmealey at 10:41 AM on April 27, 2007

That's all kinds of wrong.
posted by chrismear at 10:43 AM on April 27, 2007

I wondered when this would make it to MeFi.

Anyway, he appears to be looking at the camera right this very moment.
posted by roll truck roll at 10:43 AM on April 27, 2007

ObWithFriendsLikeHisWhoNeedsEnemies
posted by DU at 10:45 AM on April 27, 2007

I bet he finds out from someone before he finds a camera
posted by Addiction at 10:46 AM on April 27, 2007

I call hoax.
posted by aladfar at 10:47 AM on April 27, 2007 [1 favorite]

it may be. Although it appears pretty fresh, 250 hours isnt a long time. I would call 100% hoax if they said like 8 months.
posted by Addiction at 10:50 AM on April 27, 2007

If I were Ryan, I would use the subjunctive. But yeah, I'm voting hoax as well, unless theres' lots and lots of footage of him doing ... what boys his age often do. I'm at work, so I'm not going to click around to find out.
posted by Horace Rumpole at 10:50 AM on April 27, 2007

Does anyone else have a overwhelming urge to put this to the Lustra song from Eurotrip?

Ryan doens't know, oh.
Ryan doesn't know-oh.
So don't tell Ryan!
Ryan doesn't know,
Ryan doesn't know.
SO DON'T TELL RYAN!

No? Well it sounded funny in my head.
posted by quin at 10:54 AM on April 27, 2007

i call hoax.
posted by shmegegge at 10:55 AM on April 27, 2007

I just e-mailed Ryan.
posted by IronLizard at 10:56 AM on April 27, 2007 [2 favorites]

It had better be a hoax. Videotaping someone without their consent in New Jersey (which is where Ryan is) is against the law.
posted by Pastabagel at 10:59 AM on April 27, 2007

Ryan is probably a really smart guy who figured out how to get a lot of hits on his page.
posted by yohko at 11:00 AM on April 27, 2007

That's all kinds of wrong.

Yes. And. It's also all kinds of fake. But only one kind of stupid.
posted by tkchrist at 11:09 AM on April 27, 2007 [1 favorite]

This whole site is like those video clip ads for some mortgage company. As if the lady dancing like a moron in front of her laptop in an office is really that shocked that she's been caught on tape and ooh! Look at the rates!
posted by katillathehun at 11:17 AM on April 27, 2007 [1 favorite]

Ryan will never get laid until he tidies his room.
posted by gomichild at 11:17 AM on April 27, 2007

If I were Ryan, I would use the subjunctive.

Nope. I wouldn't if I were me.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 11:29 AM on April 27, 2007

I'm not sure if it's a hoax or just really, really stupid of them.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 11:29 AM on April 27, 2007

I'm not sure if it's a hoax or just really, really stupid of them.

It can't be both?
posted by Rangeboy at 11:34 AM on April 27, 2007

"Your Ad Here"
posted by Kirth Gerson at 12:10 PM on April 27, 2007

I wish someone would do this to me.

/peers up at corner of ceiling
posted by stupidsexyFlanders at 12:12 PM on April 27, 2007

we need ceiling cat
posted by caddis at 12:18 PM on April 27, 2007

i call hoax if he never spanks it.
posted by spish at 12:29 PM on April 27, 2007

This has to be a hoax because he's sitting at his desk reading a book. Clearly a boy his age, with unfettered internet access, would be surfing porn, not studying.
posted by desjardins at 12:36 PM on April 27, 2007

Man, now I'm nostalgic for the good ole chaos that was male dorm cleanliness.

Pizza box? Throw it here.
Underwear? Toss it there.
Condoms? Put'em in the pizza box.
Girlfriend's bra? Er, that one never came up (off).
posted by robocop is bleeding at 12:53 PM on April 27, 2007

I wonder if Ryan reads MetaFilter.
posted by inconsequentialist at 1:09 PM on April 27, 2007

Also: Justin.tv, a guy with a webcam taped to his head 24/7.
posted by rush at 1:14 PM on April 27, 2007

Ryan's monitor has good resolution.
posted by and hosted from Uranus at 1:15 PM on April 27, 2007

OH SHIT!
posted by ryanrs at 1:36 PM on April 27, 2007 [1 favorite]

wait a minute, that's not my porn!
posted by ryanrs at 1:36 PM on April 27, 2007

Awwww. I don't have permission to access / on that server!
posted by mr_roboto at 2:43 PM on April 27, 2007

If I weren't bored, I wouldn't bother posting that it's now 403'd.
posted by tarheelcoxn at 2:49 PM on April 27, 2007

Well, obviously they took it down so he could spank it in private.
posted by IronLizard at 3:32 PM on April 27, 2007

While he's wanking to amorphous buttocks, [your ad here].
posted by moonbird at 9:32 PM on April 27, 2007

I always think it's bizarre when (presumably straight) guys watch porn with other guys. He looks like he's about to rub one out in front of his two buddies.
posted by desjardins at 7:02 AM on April 28, 2007