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May 3, 2007 12:46 PM   Subscribe

David Hasselhoff Intoxicated. Home Video of David Hasselhoff drunk in his Las Vegas hotel room. The video is shot by his daughter. David is involved in a bitter divorce battle with his soon to be ex-wife.
posted by thebigpoop (45 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: this is not what metafilter is for -- jessamyn



 
OK, talk to you later.
posted by rxrfrx at 12:46 PM on May 3, 2007 [4 favorites]


David is involved in a bitter divorce battle with his soon to be ex-wife.

And posting shit like this on the front page is only going to help make this less traumatic for all involved.
posted by DragonBoy at 12:47 PM on May 3, 2007 [1 favorite]


Bleh - give that poster back the $5, quick!
posted by fish tick at 12:49 PM on May 3, 2007


And posting shit like this on the front page is only going to help make this less traumatic for all involved.

I'd LOVE to think that David or Mrs. Hasselhoff are Metafilter regulars, but somehow I'm not sure that's true.
posted by Aloysius Bear at 12:49 PM on May 3, 2007


I wish there was a flag for 'Stop adding fuel to the fucking soulless flames of celebrity worship, you fuck.'

But there's not.
posted by NationalKato at 12:51 PM on May 3, 2007 [4 favorites]


He still has a show?
posted by xmutex at 12:54 PM on May 3, 2007


Obligatory.
posted by mullingitover at 12:55 PM on May 3, 2007 [1 favorite]


I found the video very useful, but then again I had the sound turned off and was ventriloquizing a stirring monologue of seduction and kvellage over the fried zucchini (?!) I made for my darling hairless Hoff as an acto of shameless foodie foreplay.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 12:55 PM on May 3, 2007


Or a 'Was this really necessary' tag.
posted by mephron at 12:55 PM on May 3, 2007 [1 favorite]


Lame, lame, lame, lame, lame.

Lame?

Lame.
posted by kbanas at 12:56 PM on May 3, 2007 [1 favorite]


Wow, I think this FPP might have been a little ill-advised.
posted by thirteenkiller at 12:56 PM on May 3, 2007 [1 favorite]


We need a "no" tag.

Simple and to the point.
posted by fleetmouse at 12:56 PM on May 3, 2007 [3 favorites]


Immediately followed by the "No, it wasn't" tag.
posted by MarshallPoe at 12:56 PM on May 3, 2007 [1 favorite]


Oh, wait, that's before I noticed it was an Entertainment Tonight exclusive!

On second thought, FUCKING LAME.
posted by kbanas at 12:57 PM on May 3, 2007 [1 favorite]


xmutex writes "He still has a show?"

He's on a show called "America's Got Talent" which is still in production. A friend of mine who had a gofer job on the show had some funny stories about Simon Cowell (who is executive producer) ripping Hasselhoff a new one backstage.
posted by mullingitover at 1:00 PM on May 3, 2007


eponysterical.
posted by poweredbybeard at 1:00 PM on May 3, 2007 [3 favorites]


Look Hasselhoff could make money selling weed, but the last time he did that he was working like way more than he was working at the job he has now. So he's just trying to eat half-eaten burrito and he so totally knows his boss is giving piss tests tomorrow because he's been given the warning twice now but his fried Justin brought over some Miller because his old lady just left him and could you please get off my back now about this and get that camera out of my face, dude?
posted by geoff. at 1:01 PM on May 3, 2007


lolclist
posted by the painkiller at 1:01 PM on May 3, 2007


MisbehavingCelebrityDads'MessyDivorceFilter: First -- Alec Baldwin; Second -- David Hasselhoff; Next -- ???
posted by ericb at 1:04 PM on May 3, 2007


In related news: The Real K.I.T.T. is Up for Sale.
posted by ericb at 1:07 PM on May 3, 2007


PEREZ IS SO RIGHT ON ABOUT THIS!!! GET A LIFE LOSER FANS!
posted by psmealey at 1:07 PM on May 3, 2007


I guess the whole publicly-releasing-embarassing-recordings thing is the new celebrity divorce tactic of choice
posted by brundlefly at 1:07 PM on May 3, 2007


Or, what ericb said.
posted by brundlefly at 1:08 PM on May 3, 2007


I'm looking forward to a time about twenty years in the future when we have ceased to be EVEN THE TINIEST BIT FUCKING SURPRISED that celebrities get drunk, yell at the kids, are major league A-holes, fuck each other, etc etc etc

I'm looking forward even more to the word 'celebrity' being dropped from the language as obsolete, like 'petard' or 'rammikin', because the object it refers to is no longer of any importance to anyone.
posted by unSane at 1:08 PM on May 3, 2007


Well, I hope this thread isn't deleted before I get home and can watch it (no headphones at work). Maybe I should post a comment to make it easier for me to find later?
posted by delmoi at 1:08 PM on May 3, 2007


Bleh - give that poster back the $5, quick!

He's been here since 2000....so he owes everyone else $5 in this case.
posted by Burhanistan at 1:09 PM on May 3, 2007


Who gives a shit if he's drunk? Looks like good pizza.
posted by Peter H at 1:14 PM on May 3, 2007


He was close to 100%
posted by prostyle at 1:16 PM on May 3, 2007


Last night, I was shocked to find a petard in my rammikin!
posted by washburn at 1:17 PM on May 3, 2007


why hassle the hoff ?
posted by Flood at 1:18 PM on May 3, 2007


He's headlining a show called The Producers. I just got back from Vegas and his face is plastered all over that town.

Hey, maybe he was drunk at the same time I was!! WOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by LordSludge at 1:19 PM on May 3, 2007


I just got back from Vegas and his face is plastered all over that town.

Pun intended?
posted by Peter H at 1:22 PM on May 3, 2007


I think my life would be okay without celebrity news.
posted by LexRockhard at 1:22 PM on May 3, 2007


Not to say this wasn't entertaining =)
posted by LexRockhard at 1:23 PM on May 3, 2007


IB4TL!
posted by jimmythefish at 1:23 PM on May 3, 2007


Seriously though, who gives a freaking shit if someone is drunk at their home, eating a fucking pizza? The only thing I get from this video is that kids today are too self-righteous with camcorders.
posted by Peter H at 1:23 PM on May 3, 2007


PS - I don't think he said anything about Jews, either.
posted by jimmythefish at 1:25 PM on May 3, 2007


the freshest panties

like a death

on Space Mountain
posted by four panels at 1:25 PM on May 3, 2007


The only thing I get from this video is that kids today are too self-righteous with camcorders.

You know what other society had self-righteous kids that would tattle on their parents?
posted by psmealey at 1:25 PM on May 3, 2007


Kiefer Sutherland tackling a Christmas tree, this is not.
posted by chrominance at 1:27 PM on May 3, 2007


OK, that was lame.
posted by chimaera at 1:28 PM on May 3, 2007


You know what other society had self-righteous kids that would tattle on their parents?

Star Trek episode 59?
posted by found missing at 1:29 PM on May 3, 2007


hey, a shirtless dad going through a messy divorce drunk on his hotel floor eating shitty food and barely coherent while his kid lectures him about his imminent firing is funny!

or it's just fucking sad. if hasselhoff's life is falling apart, i'd really rather not watch it happen, myself.
posted by shmegegge at 1:31 PM on May 3, 2007


David Hasselhoff drunk and eating a pizza? Meh. Now, if David Hasselhoff got drunk and peed on tkchrist, then we'd have something.
posted by fandango_matt at 1:32 PM on May 3, 2007


Raise your hand if you haven't been that drunk. This is lame.
posted by eyeballkid at 1:32 PM on May 3, 2007 [1 favorite]


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