I don't want to make this about me, but. . .

May 7, 2007 7:34 PM

Goodbye everyone, Since there has been discussion regarding whether or not my posts to this community are relevant, I have decided to no longer post here. I've enjoyed my time here...meeting a lot of you, but I simply find this community's rules too restrictive, and since I write what I feel, without regard to content (Is it sexist? Is it parental? Is it political? Is it, God forbid, all three??), this community will only end up stifling my originality, and I have no intentions of letting myself be censored in this way. i hope you fall off your soap box someday and bust your ass. i'm out of here. i am not sad about it either.
posted by absalom (120 comments total)

via
posted by absalom at 7:35 PM on May 7, 2007

Refresh my memory... who are you?
posted by sbutler at 7:39 PM on May 7, 2007 [2 favorites]

I know it's a joke post, but the underlying observation has some truth to it
posted by jfrancis at 7:39 PM on May 7, 2007

Goodbye everyone, You people all absolutely disgust me. Well since no one here wants to hear people's opinions or views, and you must have to know someone who posts alot well not to be hounded everytime you post...then I will take leave of this place. BURN IN YOUR TANK QUONSAR! Well I tried pleasing everyone and it's just waisting my time. that was a disgusting waste of my inbox. BURN IN YOUR TANK QUONSAR! You don't feel creative? Are your friends changing? Maybe life is different. Maybe that's good. Maybe you need to spend a few years alone. this community would be much better if you didnt jump down every persons throat on almost every damn post. BURN IN YOUR TANK QUONSAR! I am soooo outta here. I left highschool a long time ago i don't need to be back there. BURN IN YOUR TANK QUONSAR!
posted by WolfDaddy at 7:40 PM on May 7, 2007

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Good one, man...

But seriously...
posted by orbis23 at 7:41 PM on May 7, 2007

Beautiful
posted by xthlc at 7:41 PM on May 7, 2007

I don't want to die (sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all.)
posted by griphus at 7:43 PM on May 7, 2007

Metafilter: Is it sexist? Is it parental? Is it political? Is it, God forbid, all three??

(it had to be done)
posted by griphus at 7:44 PM on May 7, 2007 [1 favorite]

lol
posted by thirteenkiller at 7:44 PM on May 7, 2007

(sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all.)

That's what you mother said!!!
posted by ericb at 7:45 PM on May 7, 2007

Can I have ur stuff?
posted by Riki tiki at 7:45 PM on May 7, 2007

Goodbye everyone, Well since no one here wants to hear people's opinions or views, and you must have to know someone who posts alot well not to be hounded everytime you post...then I will take leave of this place. that was a disgusting waste of my inbox. i hope you fall off your soap box someday and bust your ass. I hope all you fat cows die. I will never post here again.

Whee!
posted by jokeefe at 7:46 PM on May 7, 2007

Frick, I forgot I wasn't on the Warcraft forums.
posted by Riki tiki at 7:46 PM on May 7, 2007

Goodbye everyone, it's become clear that I can't post anything in this stupid forum without being the subject of ridicule and persecution without anyone even bothering to stop and wonder if they're being worse than the fluffies they pretend to despise. Well since no one here wants to hear people's opinions or views, and you must have to know someone who posts alot well not to be hounded everytime you post...then I will take leave of this place. DO NOT WANT. After the last few weeks or so of posts (and the often aggressively and needlessly snarky comment storm that accompanies several of them), I feel that I must leave this community. No, you mutated children, crossbreeds between hagfish and a puddle of babboon vomit, just FLAT OUT ASSUMED that I am some drugged-out fluffy who plays violent video games and names Deities after them. this community would be much better if you didnt jump down every persons throat on almost every damn post. DO NOT WANT. So long, suckers!
posted by thecaddy at 7:47 PM on May 7, 2007

Goodbye everyone, IS THIS A GOOD ENOUGH CUT FOR ALL YOU HATERS???? plop well you're not better than anyone, everyone makes mistakes and has problems, none of you know my mom, and can judge her like that. poop peep NONE OF YOU CAN READ HIGHER THAN A FOURTH-GRADE LEVEL! polyp peep
posted by thirteenkiller at 7:47 PM on May 7, 2007

p.s. your mom is my business.
posted by thecaddy at 7:49 PM on May 7, 2007

Hey everyone, I wrote to absalom and he said he's actualy for real about this. I won't repeat what he said about some of you specifically, but I can kind of see his point, and think some of you owe him an apology. *cough*TPS*cough*

Anyhow, since he's leaving I asked him if I could take over his account rather than letting it just sit unused forever (after all, that's one extra AskMe question every two weeks), and he wrote back and said: "I don't give a shit. Everyone on the site is so fake, they won't even notice. Have a ball."

So he gave me his password and I'm all set up. I just thought you guys should know, because it might be confusing for a little while. So when you see a post from absalom acting like a total homo, remember that he really is one now.

That said, the hermitosis username (with attendant posting history, favorites, and charisma) is now for sale. Bidding starts at $5.01!
posted by hermitosis at 7:49 PM on May 7, 2007 [2 favorites]

Farewell, cruel Metafilter. May a nuclear holocaust come and meld you all to your computers. Yes I know the same thing would happen to me and I DON'T CARE.
posted by orange swan at 7:50 PM on May 7, 2007 [2 favorites]

I hate your mother.
posted by Dizzy at 7:50 PM on May 7, 2007

Barrel roll.
posted by 31d1 at 7:51 PM on May 7, 2007

I WAS QUOTING SCIENCE
posted by Optimus Chyme at 7:51 PM on May 7, 2007 [2 favorites]

BTW -- trust me on the sunscreen.
posted by ericb at 7:51 PM on May 7, 2007 [1 favorite]

GBCW (goodbye, cruel world)
posted by Charles Wilson at 7:52 PM on May 7, 2007

oh dear, I thought this was your flounce out post and went looking in MeTa to see what happened. Always liked your posts and comments and was going to try and say something to coax you to stay.

The "GOODBYE I HATE YOU ALL" post generator is a hilarious idea, long overdue. Thanks.
posted by nickyskye at 7:52 PM on May 7, 2007

NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM .
posted by bhance at 7:55 PM on May 7, 2007

*flounces in and out*
posted by mediareport at 7:56 PM on May 7, 2007

I can kind of see his point, and think some of you owe him an apology. *cough*TPS*cough*

YOU CAN BOTH GO TO HELL

I'm taking my favorites and going home!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 8:02 PM on May 7, 2007 [1 favorite]

Hello everyone. I know I haven't been around much lately, but I still feel close to everyone in this community, and, while I must confess I have been seeing another Filter (or two), that doesn't make my love for the Ol' Meta any less strong. I ask you to see it in your collective and individual hearts to forgive me and welcome me back. And if you can't see yourselves clear to let me return, let me sleep on the couch for a few days and lend me a few bucks to put gas in my car and clean underwear on my underside, then you can all collectively and individually kiss my ass and go fuck yourselves and die in a fire. Thank you.
posted by wendell at 8:02 PM on May 7, 2007

Whatever happened to the man of tomorrow?
posted by Dreamghost at 8:03 PM on May 7, 2007

NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON.
posted by quonsar at 8:04 PM on May 7, 2007 [5 favorites]

*spits wine all over admin console*

Well done, sir.
posted by cortex at 8:05 PM on May 7, 2007 [2 favorites]

batman touched my junk liberally. he strapped me in to his batmobile and he couldnt keep his offensive hands off of me. he was performing many red flag touches. i couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. i told batman the city would not approve of a millionaire touching an underage kid for free.
posted by 29 at 8:07 PM on May 7, 2007 [9 favorites]

I bid $6.41

No price is too great to pay for her mitosis. Think of the eponysteria that my next cell-division post will create!
posted by googly at 8:09 PM on May 7, 2007

DID NOT WANT ANYWAYZ.
posted by po at 8:09 PM on May 7, 2007

this thread needs lolcat pics.
posted by Mach5 at 8:14 PM on May 7, 2007

oh my god becky... look at her butt. it's so... BIG.
posted by blikum at 8:15 PM on May 7, 2007

Goodbye everyone, I can't overthink a can of beans. You don't feel creative? Are your friends changing? Maybe life is different. Maybe that's good. Maybe you need to spend a few years alone. If I were a hacker, I swear to Goddess you people and your stupid forum would be down tonight and never come back. Toodles.

It's funny because I've seen it so many times.
posted by ziz at 8:17 PM on May 7, 2007

I bid $6.66 (CDN)
posted by newfers at 8:17 PM on May 7, 2007

Well, that's not very nice.
posted by jonmc at 8:22 PM on May 7, 2007

Now if only someone would make a "Don't Let The Door Hit You In The Ass on the Way Out" response generator, we could once and for all turn responsibility for one-third of our unproductive and unattractive emotions over to machinery.
posted by Western Infidels at 8:24 PM on May 7, 2007 [2 favorites]

I hope all you fat cows die.
posted by yhbc at 8:24 PM on May 7, 2007

I'm done. This board is full of boring sheep who wouldn't know an honest sexual emotion if it came up and licked their frenulum. I've enjoyed my time here...meeting a lot of you, on- and offline, especially at the meet-up where we went to Plato's Palace afterward, but I simply find this community's rules too repressed, and since I write what I feel, without regard to content (Is it bi? Is it gay? Is it trans? Is it, God forbid, all three??), this community will only end up stifling my originality, and I have no intentions of letting myself be censored in this way. This place claims to be all "Free thinking" and pro-poly but really it's a front for a bunch of hetero-conditioned prudes. The abysmal way I was treated in the "How many piercings is too many" thread was the last straw. Good luck with your pathetic vanilla lives.
posted by pineapple at 8:28 PM on May 7, 2007

A good MetaFilter FlameOut®™©№Ω can never be made by a MACHINE. It takes a Real Human Total Nutcase Asshat to do it right.
posted by wendell at 8:28 PM on May 7, 2007 [2 favorites]

p.s. those of you who are still my FRIENDS can still email me off-board at [e-mail], and don't forget the Hot Tub Potluck on the 19th. xxxxooooo
posted by pineapple at 8:29 PM on May 7, 2007 [1 favorite]

Goodbye everyone, You're all mean bitches. Your soil reaps of evilness. No, you mutated children, crossbreeds between hagfish and a puddle of babboon vomit, just FLAT OUT ASSUMED that I am some drugged-out fluffy who plays violent video games and names Deities after them. Not looking for sympathy or anything either. Just pointing something out before I take my leave of this community.

(er, what's a fluffy?)
posted by maryh at 8:30 PM on May 7, 2007

I kind of wanted an option for "Unwilling to continue to enable the self-perpetuating cycle of co-dependency I'm sadly witnessing here."
posted by BT at 8:32 PM on May 7, 2007 [1 favorite]

So where's the "Sheepishly Rejoins and Hopes No-One Notices" generator?
posted by lekvar at 8:33 PM on May 7, 2007 [2 favorites]

Metafilter: Goodbye everyone, it's become clear that I can't post anything in this stupid forum without being the subject of ridicule and persecution without anyone even bothering to stop and wonder if they're being worse than the fluffies they pretend to despise. nonchalant but secretly devastated that was a disgusting waste of my inbox. Plus, one of my posts was deleted by Jessamyn. Well, several actually. i hope you fall off your soap box someday and bust your ass. Mathowie and Jessamyn are obviously incestual fraternal twins. I am soooo outta here. I left highschool a long time ago i don't need to be back there. Fuck off! Fuck OFF! FUCK OFF!!!! EVERYBODY CAN JUST FUCK OFF!!!!! Okay?
posted by unSane at 8:34 PM on May 7, 2007

This is so gay. Never email me again.
posted by Citizen Premier at 8:35 PM on May 7, 2007

AND THE PONY YOU RODE IN ON
posted by dreamsign at 8:38 PM on May 7, 2007

Your favorite special snowflake is a drama queen.
posted by Extopalopaketle at 8:40 PM on May 7, 2007

...that sucks.
posted by Extopalopaketle at 8:41 PM on May 7, 2007

I'm Doug and I'm outta heeeeere . . .
posted by four panels at 8:42 PM on May 7, 2007 [1 favorite]

Your forum, my severed right hand. Two great tastes that taste great together.
posted by the_bone at 8:44 PM on May 7, 2007

ROFLMFAO! WTF, AYFKM? DIAF! TANSTAAFL. QYB, MOFO. WYSIWYG! IRS SOS PBJ... HRH... MF BBQ!



HHOJ!
posted by katillathehun at 8:46 PM on May 7, 2007

That's it. I was going to wait until my 1,000th favorited comment before quitting Metafilter once and for all. But you people have finally gone & worked my last good nerve. May you all DBTHOACORDTISAOPCDH.* Goodbye.

*(Die By The Hand Of A Crusty Old Rock Dude That I Shall Accidentally-On-Purpose Call Don Henley)
posted by miss lynnster at 8:46 PM on May 7, 2007 [2 favorites]

I have leukaemia.
posted by porpoise at 8:49 PM on May 7, 2007

I've enjoyed my time here...meeting a lot of you, but I simply find this community's rules too restrictive

CHATFILTER!

CHAAAAATFILTER!

DELETE IT!

Can't! Flag! It! Fast! Enough!

BURN THE HOBBITSESSSS!


Smell that? That's sarcasm.
posted by frogan at 8:53 PM on May 7, 2007 [1 favorite]

So, he's staying? Does he have to? Can someone delete his account?
posted by stavrogin at 8:54 PM on May 7, 2007

Goodbye everyone, You people all absolutely disgust me. That, and I'm covered with chicken eating spiders. This community would be much better if you didn't jump down every person's throat on almost every damn post. You screeching eyeball stupid shitbox clown shoes, camera having, uncircumcised, Creed loving, cat declawers. Go fuck yourselves with a plate of beans.

American beans. Not those pussy foreign ones.
posted by Cyrano at 8:55 PM on May 7, 2007 [1 favorite]

This post needs more dressage horses.
posted by miss lynnster at 8:56 PM on May 7, 2007 [2 favorites]

Bye.
posted by maxwelton at 8:57 PM on May 7, 2007

Dear Disgruntled Ranter,

Thank you for your letter of May 7. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your rejection of this bulletin board at this time.

This season has been a particularly busy one on the rejection front: you are lucky that your missive reached us at the Department of Loyalty for a quick and timely response. Despite your outstanding record in rejecting such esteemed websites as littlegreenfootballs.com, lactatingbitches.com, catsthatlooklikehitler.com and nationalreview.com, I find that your rejection letter does not meet our community’s exacting standards for disavowal and repudiation.

I hereby decline your rejection, and fully expect the usual inconsequential torrent of half-assed gibberish to continue flowing forthwith.

Best of luck in rejecting future inanimate computer servers and those who troll their half-baked lives on them,


Yours,


Metafilter
posted by lalochezia at 8:58 PM on May 7, 2007 [2 favorites]

Western Infidels: Now if only someone would make a "Don't Let The Door Hit You In The Ass on the Way Out" response generator, we could once and for all turn responsibility for one-third of our unproductive and unattractive emotions over to machinery.

At the risk of repeating myself (by repeating myself), a while ago I boiled the matter into a simple and easy to use formula:

x+p+n+(a+b)+(a+b)+p+y+c+q

where

x is a username

p is ','

n is the pronoun 'you'

a is any of these insult prefixes: fuck-, ass-, shit-, republi-, douche-, micro-, dick-.

b is any of these insult suffixes, -fuck, -ass, -assed, -head, -headed, -can, -bag, -douche, -truck, -tard, -tarded, -soft, -dick.

y is the words 'why don't you'

c is one of the following: go hop up your own ass, pull your head out, sit on a lawnmower, poke yourself in the eye, go find inner peace on Free Republic, make like the wind and get bent, go cry about it to your mommy, strap yourself to the tail of a 747 and see where it takes you, die like the dog you are, fuck off and cry.

q is '?'

With this simple formula taped to your wall you should be able to construct such one-size-fits-all insults as:

Kattullus, you republisoft fuckfuck, why don't you die like the dog you are?

Kattullus, you microtarded douchetruck, why don't you strap yourself to the tail of a 747 and see where it takes you?

I trust you can take it from there, Western Infidels, you dickassed asscan, why don't you go cry about it to your mommy?

[Warning: Side effects include: Merely typing someone elses username may lead you to spout invective uncontrollably, getting hit with a banhammer, being an insufferable ass, constructing sentences with double colons, losing your job and/or significant other because you spend all your time throwing insults at people who barely know you exist.]
posted by Kattullus at 8:59 PM on May 7, 2007 [6 favorites]

Goodbye everyone, I'm going to leave this community because of you. Right now. I no longer feel welcome here, or that kinship I was searching for. well you're not better than anyone, everyone makes mistakes and has problems, none of you know my mom, and can judge her like that. that was a disgusting waste of my inbox. No, you mutated children, crossbreeds between hagfish and a puddle of babboon vomit, just FLAT OUT ASSUMED that I am some drugged-out fluffy who plays violent video games and names Deities after them. Arseholes
posted by IronLizard at 8:59 PM on May 7, 2007

bandwidth overloaded :(

guess i'm fucking stuck here
posted by spiderwire at 9:01 PM on May 7, 2007

shit. I just joined and now i'm out.


...long time reader first time poster...

thanks for the all the FPP's
posted by orgvol at 9:04 PM on May 7, 2007

Mirror?

I wanna mirror, or I'm leaving!
posted by mr_roboto at 9:06 PM on May 7, 2007

Don't let the door hit you in the butt.
posted by mike3k at 9:07 PM on May 7, 2007

Google Cache.
posted by niles at 9:10 PM on May 7, 2007

hay guyz whut I miss?
posted by subaruwrx at 9:15 PM on May 7, 2007

linga-pilleolus interruptus.
posted by boo_radley at 9:21 PM on May 7, 2007

Oh, if only there was an auto-snark machine to rebut this.
posted by klangklangston at 9:22 PM on May 7, 2007

When I go, I wanna go like the Luck Dragon guy:

I'm going to bed, but before I go, I'd just like to say, we shared some laughs, some tears, but I really think we all learned something from eachother, and as my account is deleted and off into some void where deleted accounts go, I'd just like to say, thanks guys, you were there for me when it mattered most.

Christ, that was one classy mofo. *sniff*
posted by maryh at 9:38 PM on May 7, 2007

i can has flounce?
posted by sperose at 9:45 PM on May 7, 2007

ex-Metafilter: "When I scratch my nails down someone else's back do ya feel it?"
posted by moonbird at 9:48 PM on May 7, 2007

Sssssshhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnn(ah)!
posted by darkstar at 9:54 PM on May 7, 2007

Oh, if only there was an auto-snark machine to rebut this.

!Futurelic is a monospaced family featuring a full ascii set, as well as major accented characters, the Euro and OpenType-implemented auto-snark. The lowercase is a slightly more-legible tweaking of the caps, with alternate noise patterns.

From !Exclamchine Type Foundry, where design meets destruction.
posted by dreamsign at 10:07 PM on May 7, 2007 [2 favorites]

I don't care about anything here except this phrase:

microretarded douchetruck

I am going to diligently work this into conversation for the next 12 years, with the hope that it will be common parlance for when my son gets to high school.
posted by Ynoxas at 10:10 PM on May 7, 2007 [3 favorites]

Hmmmm....

If this is real, it's an even race between what is funnier.

1. Someone started a one-link, self-linking post with "I don't want to make this all about me"

or...

2. This has become all about his bandwidth bill which will be more than his moment of snark could possibly have been worth.

If it's not real it's a shitty attempt to game a system a la Analle Newitz who it 100 times cooler than this f-wit.
posted by lumpenprole at 10:52 PM on May 7, 2007

Fouck you all.
posted by oats at 10:56 PM on May 7, 2007

First!
posted by blm at 11:00 PM on May 7, 2007

Shit. Do I care if I piss someone off in here? I mean, really. This place is like a rhetorical sandbox in blue for a bunch of self-righteous nincompoops. Jeez. One link post? Check. Farkfilter? Check. Self-link? Check. Well, dammit, I would DO all of that if I actually had the wherewithal to actually post something. Oh well. It's not like any of this really matters.
posted by stonesy at 11:04 PM on May 7, 2007

Goodbye everyone, I'm going to leave this community because of you. Right now. I no longer feel welcome here, or that kinship I was searching for. I THOUGHT THIS COMMUNITY WAS FULL OF LOVE BUT I SEE THEY ARE FULL OF HATERS AND PEOPLE WHO JUST COMMENT, JUST TO INSULT A FELLOW MEMBER. I've enjoyed my time here...meeting a lot of you, but I simply find this community's rules too restrictive, and since I write what I feel, without regard to content (Is it sexist? Is it parental? Is it political? Is it, God forbid, all three??), this community will only end up stifling my originality, and I have no intentions of letting myself be censored in this way. To the rest, enjoy your illusions of moral and intellectual superiority. I'd rather waste my time in groups where people actually talk topics. i hope you fall off your soap box someday and bust your ass. I hope all you fat cows die. I will never post here again.
posted by MythMaker at 11:09 PM on May 7, 2007

note: Help maintain a healthy, respectful discussion by focusing comments on the issues, topics, and facts at hand—not at other members of the site.
posted by lazymonster at 11:23 PM on May 7, 2007 [1 favorite]

.
posted by rob511 at 11:25 PM on May 7, 2007

. indeed. delete me, while you're at it. no really. do it. for the love of god.
posted by rhizome23 at 11:39 PM on May 7, 2007

stonesy, you douchetruck, why don't you poke yourself in the lawnmower, fuck the dog you are, and strap yourself to the tail of inner peace. Did I do that right?
posted by carsonb at 11:40 PM on May 7, 2007 [2 favorites]

Oh, I've been to Nice and the isle of Greece
when I sipped champagne on a yacht
I moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo
and showed them what I've got
I've been undressed by kings
and I've seen some things that a woman ain't s'pose to see
I've been to paradise but I've never flamed out on Me(Fi...)
posted by maryh at 11:52 PM on May 7, 2007 [1 favorite]

Meh.
But, hey, what do I know, I'm just a drugged-out fluffy who likes to play violent video games.
posted by eclectist at 12:21 AM on May 8, 2007

*licks MetaFilter*
posted by liquorice at 1:04 AM on May 8, 2007 [1 favorite]

*puts his MetaFilter away*
posted by maxwelton at 1:53 AM on May 8, 2007

...bloody hell, now I've pissed myself...
posted by From Bklyn at 2:49 AM on May 8, 2007

I'm so confused right now.
posted by zardoz at 3:02 AM on May 8, 2007

Whoa, for a minute there I thought I had been redirected to LiveJournal. :/
posted by Zarya at 3:56 AM on May 8, 2007

I, for one, will miss our auto-generated (microretarded douchetruck) overlords.

This post generated by AutoSnark™
posted by effwerd at 4:05 AM on May 8, 2007

You know what I could go for right now? Cock.
posted by absalom at 4:20 AM on May 8, 2007 [1 favorite]

And I'm taking my cold, severed, hand with me.
posted by Sk4n at 5:29 AM on May 8, 2007

THIS SHIT'S OLD. JUST LIKE ALL YOUR TIRED ASSES.
posted by Smart Dalek at 5:45 AM on May 8, 2007

I HAS A FLAVOR
posted by Scoo at 6:11 AM on May 8, 2007

You bunch of #069-balled buttsexxxers can kiss the rings around my anus. If I were a hacker, I swear to Goddess your stoopid jrun would go down tonight and never get up again.
posted by and hosted from Uranus at 6:47 AM on May 8, 2007

I, for one, welcome a fluffier Absalom-free MetaLord.
posted by kozad at 7:11 AM on May 8, 2007 [1 favorite]

OLD RLY.
posted by chlorus at 7:52 AM on May 8, 2007

How can we miss you if you don't go away?
posted by sparkzy at 7:55 AM on May 8, 2007

I don't think I've laughed so hard at MetaFilter since ever. Kattullus, I want to have your (microtarded douchetruck) children
posted by jennaratrix at 8:23 AM on May 8, 2007

.
posted by jennaratrix at 8:23 AM on May 8, 2007

This thread is useless without pictures.
posted by jeversol at 8:40 AM on May 8, 2007

holy christ, people, i know the link is down, but if you read the rest of the thread and you'll figure out that this was a link to a flameout generator, not a genuine flameout. so. fucking. dense.
posted by shmegegge at 8:41 AM on May 8, 2007

How can it be that the Hat himself has not weighed in? Please activate the Hatsignal directly.
posted by GrammarMoses at 9:17 AM on May 8, 2007

posted by GrammarMoses at 9:18 AM on May 8, 2007

holy christ, people, i know the link is down, but if you read the rest of the thread and you'll figure out that this was a link to a flameout generator, not a genuine flameout. so. fucking. dense.

This is exactly the kind of stifling comment the poster posted about.
posted by bz at 10:00 AM on May 8, 2007 [1 favorite]

HOW DO I SHOT WEB
posted by Uther Bentrazor at 10:59 AM on May 8, 2007

An actual google cache link (Sorry niles).
posted by chairface at 11:11 AM on May 8, 2007

This is exactly the kind of stifling comment the poster posted about.
posted by bz at 1:00 PM on May 8 [+] [!]

yeah, well...

bz, you assass dickdick, why don't you go cry about it to your mommy?
posted by shmegegge at 11:21 AM on May 8, 2007

Hmph. Amateurs, the lot of you.
posted by konolia at 11:30 AM on May 8, 2007

bz, you assass dickdick, why don't you go cry about it to your mommy?
posted by shmegegge at 1:21 PM on May 8

Oh shmegegge baby, do try to keep up.

All the cool kids are saying microtarded douchetruck now.
posted by Ynoxas at 4:44 PM on May 8, 2007 [1 favorite]

there might be a "re" in there. Somewhere.
posted by Ynoxas at 4:45 PM on May 8, 2007

I never was very good at technology.
posted by shmegegge at 5:47 PM on May 8, 2007

Was it something I said?
posted by ancientgower at 7:11 PM on May 8, 2007 [1 favorite]

ancient gower, you assass dickdick microtarded douchetruck, why don't you go cry about it to your mommy?
posted by shmegegge at 10:38 PM on May 8, 2007