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Eat Han First
May 14, 2007 7:24 AM   Subscribe

Carbonite Chocolate Han Goodness
posted by Stynxno (34 comments total) 4 users marked this as a favorite

 
That. is. so. beautiful.

Now go make Jabba The Hut out of a moldy potato.
posted by jonmc at 7:33 AM on May 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


I love it. But I hate that you already need the action figure (which of course makes perfect sense). If I had the action figure I wouldn't care so much about having a chocolate version of the action figure.
posted by OmieWise at 7:51 AM on May 14, 2007


That's nothing. I can hold two danishes against my head and totally look like Princess Leia.
posted by miss lynnster at 7:52 AM on May 14, 2007 [9 favorites]


Don't you get raspberry jam all over your hands?
posted by dreamsign at 7:53 AM on May 14, 2007


But, you know, in general this is my criticism of the Make stuff, of which Instructables is kind of a part. The coolest stuff always has an absurdly high barrier to entry: Make a nuclear powered sauna. Required: one nuclear reactor...
posted by OmieWise at 7:53 AM on May 14, 2007


The weird thing is, when I saw the movie in the theater for the first time....gee, was it really that long ago?....I flashed on the idea of a Han Solo chocolate bar (for Easter, maybe) and chuckled to myself.
posted by pax digita at 7:55 AM on May 14, 2007


Required: one nuclear reactor...

check the flea markets and surplus stores.
posted by jonmc at 7:57 AM on May 14, 2007



That's nothing. I can hold two danishes against my head and totally look like Princess Leia.
posted by miss lynnster at 4:52 PM on May 14 [1 favorite +][!]


The only reason I can think of for miss l's comment only having 1 favorite at this time is that MeFi StarWars fans are fapping themselves silly over a topless Princess Leia.
posted by romakimmy at 8:05 AM on May 14, 2007


thanks a lot, romakimmy. now my jam-hands comment sounds disgusting.
posted by dreamsign at 8:08 AM on May 14, 2007


Pocket Han!
posted by Pollomacho at 8:09 AM on May 14, 2007


just be glad you said 'raspberry jam' and not 'cream cheese', dreamsign.
posted by romakimmy at 8:18 AM on May 14, 2007


Second chocolate-related link I've read in the past two minutes.

I like this one better.
posted by notmydesk at 8:19 AM on May 14, 2007


Come to think of it, a Gummi Jabba would be kind of cool.
posted by jonmc at 8:22 AM on May 14, 2007


And they said a nerf herder would never be immortalized in chocolate.
posted by shmegegge at 8:25 AM on May 14, 2007


>Required: one nuclear reactor...

check the flea markets and surplus stores.


They've got one or two in Kiev Oblast they aren't using at the moment. You could probably work out a haul it yourself deal.
posted by b1tr0t at 8:30 AM on May 14, 2007


I'm watching my diet now, but that looks like something I'd have liked to chew bacc a few years.
posted by gsteff at 8:30 AM on May 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


I'm watching my diet now, but that looks like something I'd have liked to chew bacc a few years.

that was horrible.
posted by Stynxno at 8:37 AM on May 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


*flees*
posted by gsteff at 8:39 AM on May 14, 2007


I'm still pretty emotionally traumatized from those scenes where Han gets frozen/unfrozen. I would never eat one of these, more likely to reverently bury it and leave a flower on top.

Now a hollow chocolate Jabba, that is something I could eat! Especially if the tongue was made of peeps-style-marshmallow, with drips of caramel coming from the nose.
posted by parallax7d at 8:41 AM on May 14, 2007


*flees*

*reterns fleeing the other direction being chased by stormtroopers*
posted by Pollomacho at 8:41 AM on May 14, 2007


returns damnit returns!
posted by Pollomacho at 8:43 AM on May 14, 2007


* Tries to find the "Han Lives" button that he wore in 1980 *
posted by octothorpe at 8:47 AM on May 14, 2007


I'd eat that Han solo!
posted by Astro Zombie at 8:49 AM on May 14, 2007


Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry. Lone Starr!
posted by MtDewd at 8:51 AM on May 14, 2007


Star Wars is gay [NOT GAYIST]
posted by Mister_A at 9:26 AM on May 14, 2007


I of course, read the subject heading and immediately thought someone had finally discovered the long-lost scene where Han Solo, a rabbi and a Presbyterian Minister walk into a bar to buy some carbonite chocolate...
posted by Mike D at 9:59 AM on May 14, 2007


Star Wars is gay [NOT GAYIST]

O RLY?
posted by jonmc at 10:00 AM on May 14, 2007


At long last, my culinary skills are complete. Indeed, I will become powerful as the Emperor has foreseen.
posted by Tehanu at 10:03 AM on May 14, 2007


Don't get cocoay.
posted by dhartung at 11:00 AM on May 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


What if he gets eaten? He's worth a lot to me.
posted by Nahum Tate at 11:01 AM on May 14, 2007


What a fascinating...taste you've discovered.
posted by eriko at 11:20 AM on May 14, 2007


JarJar Binkie-Sprinkles!
At the dollar store!
posted by Dizzy at 11:24 AM on May 14, 2007


I wonder if its as scruffy tasting as it is scruffy looking...
posted by subaruwrx at 3:48 PM on May 14, 2007


Laugh it up, maltball...
posted by papercake at 7:41 PM on May 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


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