The Smoothie of the Lord!
May 18, 2007 7:51 AM   Subscribe

Pat Robertson can kick your ass with the power of the Lord his amazing Age-Defying Shake! Don't believe it? Watch the video.
posted by The Bellman (9 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: I would like to alert you, plaintively and without irony, to the fact that this post is a double. -- cortex



 
Watching the video, I was just imagining his knees suddenly popping out of his body. He'd better watch out, cuz if he keeps showing off like that, God's gonna make it happen.
NOT GOOD TO OVERLIFT HEAVY WEIGHTS, PEOPLE.
posted by miss lynnster at 7:57 AM on May 18, 2007


Huh. When the knees go flying then make a post. This was barely interesting this time last year.
posted by Wolfdog at 7:59 AM on May 18, 2007


Isn't this a double?
posted by xmattxfx at 8:00 AM on May 18, 2007


Way back in May 29, 2006 @ 2:11 PM.
posted by RMD at 8:01 AM on May 18, 2007


First, when I read "Age-Defying shake", I was fully expecting a video of Pat Roberston with delerium tremens.

Second, I love how the ad copy says he can press 2,000 lbs but the video (which is now borked) shows him pressing 1,000.

And has he no shame? Does he really need to sell some dumb fitness shake? I know I'm going out on a limb here, but I've been convinced for many many years that guys like Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell don't actually believe in God.
posted by Pastabagel at 8:01 AM on May 18, 2007


I just can't shake the feeling that I've read this somewhere before...
posted by NationalKato at 8:03 AM on May 18, 2007


My sincere apologies for the double. My search for all posts tagged with "Robertson" or "PatRobertson" didn't turn up the previous one -- I think maybe there's and underscore in there? Anyway, please feel free to delete if the CBS story and video are not sufficient new content. Again, sorry MeFi.
posted by The Bellman at 8:03 AM on May 18, 2007


Save this for his death thread. Doubles are encouraged then.
posted by T.D. Strange at 8:04 AM on May 18, 2007


The Bellman, I usually search for several terms that might pull up doubles. Seems like MeFi's going easy on you this time, though. It can get ugly.
posted by NationalKato at 8:07 AM on May 18, 2007


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