CHICKEN! CHICKEN, CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN? CHICKEN. posted by Mister_A at 2:11 PM on May 20, 2007
MPDSEA: Chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken stfu chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken. posted by Alvy Ampersand at 2:11 PM on May 20, 2007
Cluck cluck bwwaack! posted by taosbat at 2:11 PM on May 20, 2007
I missed a couple.
Chicken Buffalo buffalo chicken buffalo chicken Buffalo buffalo chicken. posted by yhbc at 2:12 PM on May 20, 2007 [6 favorites]
via duck? via not a chicken? posted by hortense at 2:13 PM on May 20, 2007
I love the research article.
I'll tell ya, I thought it was just me that all the articles piled up next to my computer this morning were starting to read like that. I titled the review I was writing: p53: Im in yur nucleuz, suppressin yur tum0rz. I thought it was a really good idea to turn it in that way. It seemed really funny to me then. I should have just gone with chicken.
So, in short, MPDSEA -- yes. posted by Methylviolet at 2:14 PM on May 20, 2007
Methylviolet: I know a grad student who submitted a news and views article about RNA bases several years ago and called it "All your base are belong to us." The editors renamed it for him, chicken chicken chicken. posted by grouse at 2:21 PM on May 20, 2007
Now, if you'd said "Buffalo chicken Buffalo chicken buffalo buffalo Buffalo chicken," that would be crystal-clear. posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 2:31 PM on May 20, 2007 [1 favorite]
It's the age-old question: What came first, the chicken chicken chicken or the [perfectly scrambled] egg [s] ? posted by heatherbeth at 2:33 PM on May 20, 2007
Producing one 42-gallon barrel of renewable diesel requires... on average, two steers, or 16 hogs or 1,300 chickens. posted by alms at 2:34 PM on May 20, 2007
Duck off. posted by rhymer at 2:35 PM on May 20, 2007
Or "Chicken chicken chicken chicken buffalo buffalo chicken chicken"? posted by mendel at 3:36 PM on May 20, 2007
Is that even a word? It stopped looking like a real word halfway through the comments. Chicken. Someone must have made that up. posted by goatdog at 3:40 PM on May 20, 2007
BOKM BOK BOK, BOKKING BOK BOK. posted by YoBananaBoy at 3:41 PM on May 20, 2007
Tastes like chicken. posted by wendell at 3:44 PM on May 20, 2007
This will chicken. posted by grouse at 3:54 PM on May 20, 2007
Good point, mr_crash_davis. That comment is obviously overboard. Completely absurb, at least in my bok. posted by YoBananaBoy at 4:10 PM on May 20, 2007
That badger badger song just pops right back into my head at the slightest provocation. posted by stavrogin at 4:11 PM on May 20, 2007
Malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich. posted by b1tr0t at 4:14 PM on May 20, 2007
Chicken! Chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken! posted by Malor at 4:51 PM on May 20, 2007
I have nothing witty to add, but that Powerpoint presentation made me laugh harder than I've laughed in a week. Thanks for a great post. posted by Devils Rancher at 4:57 PM on May 20, 2007
The chicanery must stop. I felt like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight, but the rain has foiled my BBQ plans. (flaps arms like wings, sadly...) Chickens**t mother nature!! posted by porn in the woods at 5:00 PM on May 20, 2007
Does anybody here know an online resource that can translate from Chicken to Malkovich or vice versa? Thanx. posted by wendell at 5:18 PM on May 20, 2007
You know, I quite often scan the comments of an FPP, especially when it doesn't make a lot of sense, to see if I want to click through. Usually the comments are quite informative.
Tonight, not so much. posted by Zinger at 7:33 PM on May 20, 2007
Is there anybody in here besides you chickens? posted by trip and a half at 7:36 PM on May 20, 2007
hmmmmm... this reminds me of a patient in a convalescent hospital where i worked years ago. sweet little old lady, she used to walk around with her hair up in a bun and an apron on, saying "chicken, chicken, chicken," all day long. we figured she must have lived on a farm at some point in her life.
one day she was saying "chicken, chicken, chicken," and out of the blue, she added "canned crab." we only heard it that one time, never again. never did figure that one out.
i think this whole subject must be channeling that lady... posted by doplgangr at 7:36 PM on May 20, 2007 [4 favorites]
Is that even a word? It stopped looking like a real word halfway through the comments. Chicken. Someone must have made that up.
I know. It gets funnier the more you hear it.
Chicken chicken chicken chicken.
(Kattullus showed the powerpoint to my dad earlier today and my dad loved it - and his idea of humor is not terribly refined. Chicken! Everybody loves it!)
I mean...
Kattullus chicken chicken chicken my dad chicken chicken chicken chicken. posted by grapefruitmoon at 7:38 PM on May 20, 2007
ChickenFilter threads never wendell because people who don't believe in chicken always come in and vent their gizzards. posted by dw at 11:56 PM on May 20, 2007
What was really being said here is, "Blah blah blah."
Except that it's about how people - human beings - know how to stand up in front of a presentation screen and impersonate serving a purpose.
Alright. Well, I have an idea. It's not a very good one, but it's still alright.
Whenever any of us happen to be included in one of these pointless sessions of dry-humping our very existence away, let's re-evaluate our own lives.
I mean, I live on the island of Key West. There are chickens everywhere. And roosters. And baby chickens, too. But you know what? It really fucking bites here. It just does.
So chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken?
You bet your sweet ass. posted by humannaire at 12:25 AM on May 21, 2007
Yes, you can make chicken puns. Stop beating your breast and crowing about it... you had to comb to find those. posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 12:26 AM on May 21, 2007
Seriously, I am the official source of this particular meme.
My closest friends will tell you that I randomly insert the word CHICKEN into sentences, have been doing this for a couple of years now. This means that you will ALL be contacted by the CCSA, and be forced to pay ME royalties for your gratuitous use of the word Chicken.
Have a Chicken Chicken. posted by dbiedny at 4:04 AM on May 21, 2007
I chicken, therefore I am chicken. posted by LordSludge at 6:25 AM on May 21, 2007
Gods, I miss the Parking Lot is Full posted by ChrisR at 7:17 AM on May 21, 2007
On non-preview, and reading the damned post links (I just looked at the domains, and didn't recognize anything! Honest!) I'm, well, gonna tuck my tailfeathers in and flee this thread before I embarrass myself again. posted by ChrisR at 7:18 AM on May 21, 2007
flabdablet flabdablet flabdablet flabdablet flabdablet flabdablet flabdablet flabdablet flabdablet flabdablet. Chicken. posted by flabdablet at 8:35 AM on May 21, 2007
what a bunch of cocks. posted by tkchrist at 2:18 PM on May 21, 2007
You people are so easy. Over 100 comments? About freakin' chicken. posted by miss lynnster at 8:04 AM on May 22, 2007
Only on reading languagehat's blog again today did I remember that the scientific name for the ancestor of the domestic chicken is Gallus gallus gallus. Which is basically Latin for "chicken chicken chicken." posted by grouse at 4:56 PM on May 22, 2007
Chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken. Chicken 100 chicken? Chicken chicken' chicken. posted by The Deej at 10:06 PM on May 22, 2007
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