Uncle Chuck had his eye removed
May 21, 2007 10:32 PM   Subscribe

 
Eponysterical?
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 10:34 PM on May 21, 2007


Eponysterical FTW.
posted by T.D. Strange at 10:38 PM on May 21, 2007


Eponysterical?

Not so much the crying.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 10:38 PM on May 21, 2007 [2 favorites]


Uncle Upchuck.
posted by gottabefunky at 10:39 PM on May 21, 2007


The dude can breathe through his friggin FACE.
posted by gottabefunky at 10:41 PM on May 21, 2007 [1 favorite]


He seems like a really cool guy. Unfortunately, he died a few months after the video was made. And yes, gottabefunky, through his friggin' face.
posted by infinitywaltz at 10:44 PM on May 21, 2007 [1 favorite]


How worried should we be that the video is in the category "Howto & D.I.Y"?
posted by Aloysius Bear at 10:45 PM on May 21, 2007


I know it's gross and offputting, but I found the frank conversation between everyone in the video (apparently all relatives) to be touching. They mention the surgery was done because of some kind of cancer, although I'm not sure what kind. Anyway, I thought it was more than just *omg eye missing*
posted by puke & cry at 10:50 PM on May 21, 2007


No way am I going to click that link. No. Way.
posted by maryh at 10:55 PM on May 21, 2007


No way am I going to click that link. No. Way.


Not to mention that it was posted by someone named puke & cry, for heaven's sake.
posted by milnak at 10:58 PM on May 21, 2007


puke & cry: They mention the surgery was done because of some kind of cancer, although I'm not sure what kind.

Probably some kind of eye cancer.
posted by infinitywaltz at 11:00 PM on May 21, 2007 [3 favorites]


I knew I shouldn't have clicked on that link. I knew it as I was clicking on it. And I clicked on it anyway.

I can predict what my dreams will be tonight.
posted by rhapsodie at 11:25 PM on May 21, 2007


Whoever is conversing with him has an enviable amount of intestinal fortitude, because I'm struggling to hold down my dinner. Wow.
posted by bcveen at 11:26 PM on May 21, 2007


What a cool guy.
posted by puddinghead at 12:04 AM on May 22, 2007


Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. It's so weird I can't look away.
posted by Brittanie at 12:32 AM on May 22, 2007


Is one of the side effects of having your eye removed your speech not in synced with your mouth?

Kidding! Awesome, yet when he started touching his face, I squirmed...
posted by daninnj at 12:43 AM on May 22, 2007 [1 favorite]


It's disconcerting to be so graphically reminded that we're just so much meat, but it's encouraging to be reminded that said fact does not preclude us from having dignity and poise.
posted by PsychoKick at 12:46 AM on May 22, 2007 [1 favorite]


Yes, there was so much dignity in that video.

"Har, har, fart, snort, hey gramp Chuck, Im'a stick my dick in that thing."

"Whaaaa. . . Mildred is that you? *cough*"

"You be quiet Kevin. Haw, always keepin' an eye out for ma, ey dad? Ha!"

"Whaa . . . It's cold in here. *cough*"

"I'm sure it is. Hey, gramps what should we have dinner tonight - just thought I'd pick your brain. Oh, I went there!

Seriously though, gramps can I touch your brain?"

". . . *cough* . . . *cough* Whaa?. . ."
posted by dgaicun at 12:49 AM on May 22, 2007


That video has some of the most despicable comments it's been my misfortune to read.

Put me down as another vote for "what a cool guy."
posted by uri at 12:51 AM on May 22, 2007


Sounds like a bunch a people dealing with one of their own having a cancerous chunk of his face removed. They, and he, sound like he's happy to be alive. I think that if a loved one of mine survived some shit like that and still managed to have that disposition I'd be pretty impressed. I could give two shits what he looked like.

This rocked.
posted by sharpener at 1:10 AM on May 22, 2007


dgaicun, did you actually watch the video, or are you just basing your comments off the brain-dead Youtube commentary?
posted by PsychoKick at 1:14 AM on May 22, 2007


Meh, that's nothing.
posted by BrotherCaine at 1:26 AM on May 22, 2007



That was a little too unpleasant.
posted by From Bklyn at 2:35 AM on May 22, 2007


Wow. Going outdoors on a cold, windy day must be really uncomfortable.
posted by pax digita at 3:42 AM on May 22, 2007


"Har, har, fart, snort, hey gramp Chuck, Im'a stick my dick in that thing."

Uncle Chuck, the perfect skullfuck!
posted by PeterMcDermott at 4:05 AM on May 22, 2007


What a cool guy. I like that (despite the comments - not that comments on YouTube serve any real purpose in life) he was happy to talk about what had happened to him, and explain the details.
posted by saturnine at 5:06 AM on May 22, 2007


NSFPeopleWhoHaveRecentlyEaten
posted by rough at 5:15 AM on May 22, 2007


The dude can breathe through his friggin FACE pick his nose from EITHER WAY.

What PsychoKick and sharpener said; people can be pretty damn awesome.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 5:43 AM on May 22, 2007


Am I the only one who thinks this is a CGI-powered fake?
posted by Pastabagel at 6:31 AM on May 22, 2007


On the something awful forums, they have an appropriate warning for this kind of thing: Not Mind Safe.
posted by Mark Doner at 7:11 AM on May 22, 2007


5 seconds of that was enough. Why was that clip linked to here? Is this Best O' Th' Dubya Dubya Dubya?
posted by davy at 9:32 AM on May 22, 2007


Webster was much possessed by death
and saw the skull beneath the skin...
posted by nanojath at 9:41 AM on May 22, 2007


I was fascinated as well by the fact that, for many people, this would be a horrifying disfigurement - one would expect a significant change in self-image and personality. Instead, he just seems to be taking it in stride.

I was impressed - I'd like to be a bit more like Uncle Chuck, personally.
posted by FormlessOne at 9:57 AM on May 22, 2007


GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
posted by BobFrapples at 10:40 AM on May 22, 2007


When I first clicked on this thread, I thought you guys were talking about Chuck Norris. I expected a lot of talk about how Chuck Norris don't need no eyeballs cuz he's so cool. So you can imagine my disappointment. No. I haven't clicked on the link. Sounds gross.
posted by ZachsMind at 1:03 PM on May 22, 2007


This was the banner ad that showed up when I looked at the comments without being logged in. Hehe.
posted by squalor at 1:06 PM on May 22, 2007


OK, I can't do it. I can't look, can someone just tell me what the guy looks like? I'm guessing a horribly disfigured guy without an eye and maybe you can see his brain or something. Just tell me.

I had a friend whose father contracted a fungus from their dairy barn that litterally ate his face. It go into his sinuses and worked it's way through his head. They kept removing parts hoping to save him, but it killed him in the end.

I now have a fear of barns.
posted by Belle O'Cosity at 1:48 PM on May 22, 2007


Yikes. NSFanything. I'm going to have the jeebers for a while now.
posted by Ogre Lawless at 4:42 PM on May 22, 2007


Ach. I just fast forwarded through the "that's nothing"...

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posted by Ogre Lawless at 4:44 PM on May 22, 2007


Yeah Ogre Lawless, the worst part of that was realizing that was what the guy looked like after reconstructive surgery. Sorry I had to share the horror. I really feel for the guy, and his wife.
posted by BrotherCaine at 5:52 PM on May 22, 2007


.

(for the eyeball)
posted by hardshoes at 9:36 PM on May 22, 2007


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