Comments on: Uncle Chuck had his eye removed

Uncle Chuck had his eye removed

puke & cry — Mon, 21 May 2007 22:32:59 -0800

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By: CitrusFreak12

CitrusFreak12 — Mon, 21 May 2007 22:34:50 -0800

Eponysterical?

By: T.D. Strange

T.D. Strange — Mon, 21 May 2007 22:38:22 -0800

Eponysterical FTW.

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Mon, 21 May 2007 22:38:32 -0800

Eponysterical? Not so much the crying.

By: gottabefunky

gottabefunky — Mon, 21 May 2007 22:39:56 -0800

Uncle Upchuck.

By: gottabefunky

gottabefunky — Mon, 21 May 2007 22:41:03 -0800

The dude can breathe through his friggin FACE.

By: infinitywaltz

infinitywaltz — Mon, 21 May 2007 22:44:55 -0800

He seems like a really cool guy. Unfortunately, he died a few months after the video was made. And yes, gottabefunky, through his friggin' face.

By: Aloysius Bear

Aloysius Bear — Mon, 21 May 2007 22:45:11 -0800

How worried should we be that the video is in the category "Howto & D.I.Y"?

By: puke & cry

puke & cry — Mon, 21 May 2007 22:50:16 -0800

I know it's gross and offputting, but I found the frank conversation between everyone in the video (apparently all relatives) to be touching. They mention the surgery was done because of some kind of cancer, although I'm not sure what kind. Anyway, I thought it was more than just *omg eye missing*

By: maryh

maryh — Mon, 21 May 2007 22:55:11 -0800

No way am I going to click that link. No. Way.

By: milnak

milnak — Mon, 21 May 2007 22:58:09 -0800

No way am I going to click that link. No. Way. Not to mention that it was posted by someone named puke & cry, for heaven's sake.

By: infinitywaltz

infinitywaltz — Mon, 21 May 2007 23:00:54 -0800

puke & cry: They mention the surgery was done because of some kind of cancer, although I'm not sure what kind. Probably some kind of eye cancer.

By: rhapsodie

rhapsodie — Mon, 21 May 2007 23:25:37 -0800

I knew I shouldn't have clicked on that link. I knew it as I was clicking on it. And I clicked on it anyway. I can predict what my dreams will be tonight.

By: bcveen

bcveen — Mon, 21 May 2007 23:26:04 -0800

Whoever is conversing with him has an enviable amount of intestinal fortitude, because I'm struggling to hold down my dinner. Wow.

By: puddinghead

puddinghead — Tue, 22 May 2007 00:04:17 -0800

What a cool guy.

By: Brittanie

Brittanie — Tue, 22 May 2007 00:32:48 -0800

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. It's so weird I can't look away.

By: daninnj

daninnj — Tue, 22 May 2007 00:43:35 -0800

Is one of the side effects of having your eye removed your speech not in synced with your mouth? Kidding! Awesome, yet when he started touching his face, I squirmed...

By: PsychoKick

PsychoKick — Tue, 22 May 2007 00:46:22 -0800

It's disconcerting to be so graphically reminded that we're just so much meat, but it's encouraging to be reminded that said fact does not preclude us from having dignity and poise.

By: dgaicun

dgaicun — Tue, 22 May 2007 00:49:12 -0800

Yes, there was so much dignity in that video. "Har, har, fart, snort, hey gramp Chuck, Im'a stick my dick in that thing." "Whaaaa. . . Mildred is that you? *cough*" "You be quiet Kevin. Haw, always keepin' an eye out for ma, ey dad? Ha!" "Whaa . . . It's cold in here. *cough*" "I'm sure it is. Hey, gramps what should we have dinner tonight - just thought I'd pick your brain. Oh, I went there! Seriously though, gramps can I touch your brain?" ". . . *cough* . . . *cough* Whaa?. . ."

By: uri

uri — Tue, 22 May 2007 00:51:38 -0800

That video has some of the most despicable comments it's been my misfortune to read. Put me down as another vote for "what a cool guy."

By: sharpener

sharpener — Tue, 22 May 2007 01:10:48 -0800

Sounds like a bunch a people dealing with one of their own having a cancerous chunk of his face removed. They, and he, sound like he's happy to be alive. I think that if a loved one of mine survived some shit like that and still managed to have that disposition I'd be pretty impressed. I could give two shits what he looked like. This rocked.

By: PsychoKick

PsychoKick — Tue, 22 May 2007 01:14:14 -0800

dgaicun, did you actually watch the video, or are you just basing your comments off the brain-dead Youtube commentary?

By: BrotherCaine

BrotherCaine — Tue, 22 May 2007 01:26:44 -0800

Meh, that's nothing.

By: From Bklyn

From Bklyn — Tue, 22 May 2007 02:35:31 -0800

That was a little too unpleasant.

By: pax digita

pax digita — Tue, 22 May 2007 03:42:22 -0800

Wow. Going outdoors on a cold, windy day must be really uncomfortable.

By: PeterMcDermott

PeterMcDermott — Tue, 22 May 2007 04:05:46 -0800

"Har, har, fart, snort, hey gramp Chuck, Im'a stick my dick in that thing." Uncle Chuck, the perfect skullfuck!

By: saturnine

saturnine — Tue, 22 May 2007 05:06:35 -0800

What a cool guy. I like that (despite the comments - not that comments on YouTube serve any real purpose in life) he was happy to talk about what had happened to him, and explain the details.

By: rough

rough — Tue, 22 May 2007 05:15:54 -0800

NSFPeopleWhoHaveRecentlyEaten

By: Alvy Ampersand

Alvy Ampersand — Tue, 22 May 2007 05:43:15 -0800

The dude can ~~breathe through his friggin FACE~~ pick his nose from EITHER WAY. What PsychoKick and sharpener said; people can be pretty damn awesome.

By: Pastabagel

Pastabagel — Tue, 22 May 2007 06:31:48 -0800

Am I the only one who thinks this is a CGI-powered fake?

By: Mark Doner

Mark Doner — Tue, 22 May 2007 07:11:50 -0800

On the something awful forums, they have an appropriate warning for this kind of thing: Not Mind Safe.

By: davy

davy — Tue, 22 May 2007 09:32:14 -0800

5 seconds of that was enough. Why was that clip linked to here? Is this Best O' Th' Dubya Dubya Dubya?

By: nanojath

nanojath — Tue, 22 May 2007 09:41:25 -0800

Webster was much possessed by death and saw the skull beneath the skin...

By: FormlessOne

FormlessOne — Tue, 22 May 2007 09:57:25 -0800

I was fascinated as well by the fact that, for many people, this would be a horrifying disfigurement - one would expect a significant change in self-image and personality. Instead, he just seems to be taking it in stride. I was impressed - I'd like to be a bit more like Uncle Chuck, personally.

By: BobFrapples

BobFrapples — Tue, 22 May 2007 10:40:00 -0800

GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

By: ZachsMind

ZachsMind — Tue, 22 May 2007 13:03:19 -0800

When I first clicked on this thread, I thought you guys were talking about Chuck Norris. I expected a lot of talk about how Chuck Norris don't need no eyeballs cuz he's so cool. So you can imagine my disappointment. No. I haven't clicked on the link. Sounds gross.

By: squalor

squalor — Tue, 22 May 2007 13:06:25 -0800

This was the banner ad that showed up when I looked at the comments without being logged in. Hehe.

By: Belle O'Cosity

Belle O'Cosity — Tue, 22 May 2007 13:48:58 -0800

OK, I can't do it. I can't look, can someone just tell me what the guy looks like? I'm guessing a horribly disfigured guy without an eye and maybe you can see his brain or something. Just tell me. I had a friend whose father contracted a fungus from their dairy barn that litterally ate his face. It go into his sinuses and worked it's way through his head. They kept removing parts hoping to save him, but it killed him in the end. I now have a fear of barns.

By: Ogre Lawless

Ogre Lawless — Tue, 22 May 2007 16:42:45 -0800

Yikes. NSFanything. I'm going to have the jeebers for a while now.

By: Ogre Lawless

Ogre Lawless — Tue, 22 May 2007 16:44:13 -0800

Ach. I just fast forwarded through the "that's nothing"... .

By: BrotherCaine

BrotherCaine — Tue, 22 May 2007 17:52:32 -0800

Yeah Ogre Lawless, the worst part of that was realizing that was what the guy looked like after reconstructive surgery. Sorry I had to share the horror. I really feel for the guy, and his wife.

By: hardshoes

hardshoes — Tue, 22 May 2007 21:36:36 -0800

. (for the eyeball)