Who would win a fight between a pride of lions, a herd of buffalo, and a couple crocodiles?
May 23, 2007 5:01 AM Subscribe
Tourists visiting Kruger National Park witnessed the answer to this hypothetical first hand, and fortunately captured it on video.
This post was deleted for the following reason: A couple of crocs, nine lions, fifty two and a half buffalo, six tourists, and two posts. -- cortex
Not seeing the title on the MeFi front page, I was expecting footage of a bear shitting in the woods.
posted by Faint of Butt at 5:08 AM on May 23, 2007
posted by Faint of Butt at 5:08 AM on May 23, 2007
Bah, the search box on the upper right is fairly worthless. Should have used tag search. Flagged.
posted by Manjusri at 5:11 AM on May 23, 2007
posted by Manjusri at 5:11 AM on May 23, 2007
Yes, but does the Pope do it in the woods too?
posted by Pollomacho at 5:18 AM on May 23, 2007
posted by Pollomacho at 5:18 AM on May 23, 2007
Those animals at it AGAIN? Can't they all just get along?
posted by flapjax at midnite at 5:20 AM on May 23, 2007
posted by flapjax at midnite at 5:20 AM on May 23, 2007
It still doesn't answer the zombie versus robot question.
posted by Smart Dalek at 5:25 AM on May 23, 2007
posted by Smart Dalek at 5:25 AM on May 23, 2007
Not seeing the title on the MeFi front page,
Yeah, Manjusri, I see this is your first post and all, so you probably didn't really think of this, but for the future you should keep in mind that people won't see your post title first, and if you refer to your post title in your headline, as you've done here, it probably won't make much sense to people when they first read the headline. Good luck with your next post, though!
posted by flapjax at midnite at 5:29 AM on May 23, 2007
Yeah, Manjusri, I see this is your first post and all, so you probably didn't really think of this, but for the future you should keep in mind that people won't see your post title first, and if you refer to your post title in your headline, as you've done here, it probably won't make much sense to people when they first read the headline. Good luck with your next post, though!
posted by flapjax at midnite at 5:29 AM on May 23, 2007
Wake me up when they film a polar bear fighting a great white shark.
posted by thirteenkiller at 5:35 AM on May 23, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by thirteenkiller at 5:35 AM on May 23, 2007 [1 favorite]
I definitely shit in the woods.
posted by Pope Guilty at 5:36 AM on May 23, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by Pope Guilty at 5:36 AM on May 23, 2007 [1 favorite]
Did anyone else get the impression that there was a disinterested teenager playing a handheld video game in the background?
There's all these beeping noises, and the man and woman sound like they're selling the experience really hard to someone who isn't interested.
I really love the way they say "baby."
posted by SassHat at 5:37 AM on May 23, 2007
There's all these beeping noises, and the man and woman sound like they're selling the experience really hard to someone who isn't interested.
I really love the way they say "baby."
posted by SassHat at 5:37 AM on May 23, 2007
Naw I was just kidding. This is awesome. Too bad it's apparently a double, because I hadn't seen it before.
posted by thirteenkiller at 5:38 AM on May 23, 2007
posted by thirteenkiller at 5:38 AM on May 23, 2007
I'm so glad I'm not a baby Wildebeest stuck between a pride of lions and a really really big croc.
Though some days baby, some days that's just how I feel.
(last post?)
posted by From Bklyn at 5:41 AM on May 23, 2007
Though some days baby, some days that's just how I feel.
(last post?)
posted by From Bklyn at 5:41 AM on May 23, 2007
Yah, but that baby buffalo got away! Though it will be lucky to survive all the injuries it received. Imagine the stories it could tell to it's kids....
posted by Eekacat at 5:48 AM on May 23, 2007
posted by Eekacat at 5:48 AM on May 23, 2007
Not seeing the title on the MeFi front page
Am I the only one who thought, "Finally, bear versus monkey!"?
posted by Terminal Verbosity at 5:56 AM on May 23, 2007
Am I the only one who thought, "Finally, bear versus monkey!"?
posted by Terminal Verbosity at 5:56 AM on May 23, 2007
SassHat - the bleeping noise is the CB radio (or similar) in the truck. It bleeps whenever anyone releases the talk button.
posted by twine42 at 6:07 AM on May 23, 2007
posted by twine42 at 6:07 AM on May 23, 2007
Yep, I too actually clicked thinking it was a bear in the woods defecation video... what does that say about me..? damn...
posted by HuronBob at 6:07 AM on May 23, 2007
posted by HuronBob at 6:07 AM on May 23, 2007
I'm glad it's a double, because I wanted to see it again, and I hate scrolling
posted by mattoxic at 6:10 AM on May 23, 2007 [3 favorites]
posted by mattoxic at 6:10 AM on May 23, 2007 [3 favorites]
The scene got my hopes up -- Africa, river, crocodiles, lions -- but, unfortunately, no missionaries crossing a river with cannibals were involved.
posted by pracowity at 6:20 AM on May 23, 2007
posted by pracowity at 6:20 AM on May 23, 2007
GO BUFFALO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also what's with post answering a question you can't see on the front page? Tsk tsk
posted by phaedon at 6:24 AM on May 23, 2007
Also what's with post answering a question you can't see on the front page? Tsk tsk
posted by phaedon at 6:24 AM on May 23, 2007
I was hoping the second time around the crocs would get more involved.
posted by Elmore at 6:25 AM on May 23, 2007
posted by Elmore at 6:25 AM on May 23, 2007
Lions, buffalumps & crocs? Pshaw! The real hypothetical everyone's been waiting for is lion vs. shark. Who would win that, you might ask? Whoever has the home field advantage, that's who.
posted by kcds at 6:29 AM on May 23, 2007
posted by kcds at 6:29 AM on May 23, 2007
Well, it's no monkey knife fight, but it'll do.
posted by Astro Zombie at 6:30 AM on May 23, 2007
posted by Astro Zombie at 6:30 AM on May 23, 2007
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