Comments on: Put. The. Bedazzler. Down.

Put. The. Bedazzler. Down.

beaucoupkevin — Thu, 24 May 2007 06:38:05 -0800

"Bling Ballz" is a song by The Bassturd featuring MC Keef and Hermes. It is about the fine art of testicular enhancement through the application of "bling." [One-link YouTube Post / More songs on MySpace]

By: beaucoupkevin

beaucoupkevin — Thu, 24 May 2007 06:38:49 -0800

Er. That's "Bling Ballz." Dammit.

By: pompomtom

pompomtom — Thu, 24 May 2007 06:54:55 -0800

I generally dislike onelinkyoutubefpp's, and I generally dislike rap, but this was excellent. ta.

By: rubyeyo

rubyeyo — Thu, 24 May 2007 06:57:58 -0800

The title of this post made me laugh really loud and spit my coffee all over my desk. Everyone looked at me like I was crazy. BEDAZZLER!!!!

By: three blind mice

three blind mice — Thu, 24 May 2007 07:19:05 -0800

Let me guess, these cats are white.

By: LordSludge

LordSludge — Thu, 24 May 2007 07:21:47 -0800

So... if I already enhanced my balls with "blin", where does that leave me?

By: The Straightener

The Straightener — Thu, 24 May 2007 07:21:50 -0800

Too slow, dudes, I already have a jeweler living in my vans deferns who hand-coats each individual sperm in diamond dust.

By: Elmore

Elmore — Thu, 24 May 2007 07:32:08 -0800

This is a load of bollox.

By: uri

uri — Thu, 24 May 2007 07:39:28 -0800

blingballz The little tag that could

By: runtina

runtina — Thu, 24 May 2007 07:40:52 -0800

Wow, it's like Genius of Love for the 21st century.

By: arcticwoman

arcticwoman — Thu, 24 May 2007 07:49:31 -0800

That was hilarious.

By: Joe Invisible

Joe Invisible — Thu, 24 May 2007 08:34:55 -0800

I can't decide what's more surprising, that someone would turn a one-liner ("ha, ha, bedazzler on yer ballz, yo") into a 3-minute rap, or that someone would take the time to make an animated video for a 3-minute rap about blingballz. Either way, my inner 13 year old thought that was damn funny and will be repeating "Blingballz! Bedazzler! Rhinestone ya nuts!" all weekend.

By: keef

keef — Thu, 24 May 2007 08:51:18 -0800

SO THIS IS WHAT FAME FEELS LIKE

By: ob

ob — Thu, 24 May 2007 09:14:56 -0800

I'm entertaining the idea

By: arcticwoman

arcticwoman — Thu, 24 May 2007 09:45:49 -0800

If I dig through my boxes, I may still have the Bedazzler I got for Christmas when I was 10. Since I don't have any balls (or ballz, even) I could pass it on to any of you who do... provided you reciprocate with pictures of your rhinestoned nuts.