Comments on: 103 DISEASES CURABLE BY COW URINE

103 DISEASES CURABLE BY COW URINE

bigmusic — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 22:27:15 -0800

Cow piss heals (a guide)

By: cortex

cortex — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 22:29:58 -0800

Surely this could have been "cow urine heals". Surely.

By: Krrrlson

Krrrlson — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 22:33:06 -0800

Bovine micturition medicine (a reference).

By: Jimbob

Jimbob — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 22:34:42 -0800

96. FEMALE DISEASE Finally, a cure!

By: Jimbob

Jimbob — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 22:35:20 -0800

84. THIRST Surely there are easier ways...

By: Krrrlson

Krrrlson — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 22:37:50 -0800

45. INSANITY

By: Krrrlson

Krrrlson — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 22:39:02 -0800

Stop everything. This is timeless literature: "Amongst urines, cow urine is best."

By: Jimbob

Jimbob — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 22:40:51 -0800

But is it vegan?

By: pruner

pruner — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 22:47:31 -0800

The only cure is more cow~~bell~~ piss.

By: UbuRoivas

UbuRoivas — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 22:57:52 -0800

Does cow piss cure dying goldfish?

By: UbuRoivas

UbuRoivas — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 23:01:02 -0800

Gold has capability to cure diseases. Gold can counter all kinds of poisons, that is why it is used in teeth, ears, nose and finger as ornaments. So that food, air, water enters the body through mouth, eyes and nose enter after touching gold. Even to this extent that for maintaining personal hygiene the gold ring is put on left hand finger so even while washing anus gold comes into contact with body.

By: UbuRoivas

UbuRoivas — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 23:04:09 -0800

Just by smelling bull's urine, infertile woman can conceive child. I dunno about that, but I sure can tell bullshit when I smell it.

By: UbuRoivas

UbuRoivas — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 23:08:04 -0800

Gaumutrasav (a fermented preparation from cow urine) Oh, dear sweet Lord Krishna, make this stop!

By: UbuRoivas

UbuRoivas — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 23:15:20 -0800

COW DUNG TOOTH POWDER

By: katillathehun

katillathehun — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 00:01:26 -0800

104. COSPLAY

By: growabrain

growabrain — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 00:54:53 -0800

This website is truly a reflection of how great the internet is, in that "it" keeps on pooling out of itself more amazing & different "things" from smaller & smaller corners of the unknown vast human culture & observations

By: Meatbomb

Meatbomb — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 01:17:22 -0800

We should avoid condemning cows to abattoirs; instead establish their life-long dignity in every village and in every house. Despite the other wacky stuff on the linked page, I'm sure we can all agree on this sensible proposal.

By: Meatbomb

Meatbomb — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 01:18:48 -0800

3 What is cow? What is cow-urine? That's quite the FAQ.

By: Eideteker

Eideteker — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 03:51:40 -0800

Retardos, #1, Forever.

By: PenDevil

PenDevil — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 05:00:30 -0800

Cow piss heals. Absolute cow piss, heals absolutely.

By: and hosted from Uranus

and hosted from Uranus — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 05:48:44 -0800

LOLKRISHNAS

By: srboisvert

srboisvert — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 05:51:34 -0800

Now I wish I hadn't taken Bart Simpson's advice.

By: Zinger

Zinger — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 06:20:27 -0800

To be ill is human. The cure, bovine.

By: fidelity

fidelity — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 07:06:50 -0800

In a calm voice a cow Nandini says to King Dilip "Na kevalam payasa prasutim - ve hi man kam dugham prasannam" Trans : "Whenever I am pleased and happy I can fulfill all desires. Don't consider me to be just milk supplier"

By: humboldt32

humboldt32 — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 08:15:39 -0800

Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: What is that? Olga: Cow urine. Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: Cow urine? Olga: Boiled down. Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: No, no. Don't put that filth on me. Water, clean water. Olga: As you wish. Tomorrow the pus will run, and you'll have a fever. [he lets her put it on]

By: malthas

malthas — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:14:31 -0800

Dammit, humoldt32, I was just looking at this post to see if I should go find that quote.

By: humboldt32

humboldt32 — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 12:05:44 -0800

One of my favorite quotes from one of my favorite movies.

By: munchingzombie

munchingzombie — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 17:24:46 -0800

no, no, no. This site has it all wrong. Cow urine can't cure anything half as good as Russian Urine. http://www.englishrussia.com/?p=275 you can thank me in advance for informing you.

By: eritain

eritain — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 03:05:07 -0800

Re: Russian Urine. A friend of mine suffered a bad ankle sprain on a skiing holiday in Russia. Her host family were very particular that she treat it with urine. Theirs, not hers.

By: eritain

eritain — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 03:16:00 -0800

Er. Topically, not internally.