again, where were we supposed to meet at 4:20?
June 6, 2007 10:09 AM   Subscribe

do we click? any questions? ask mary. [possibly NSFW]
posted by gman (84 comments total)
 
Probably NSFW.
posted by fallenposters at 10:13 AM on June 6, 2007


dude.
posted by miss lynnster at 10:13 AM on June 6, 2007


yeah, no objections personally, but you prolly don't want to open that one up at work, ya hippie.
posted by M.C. Lo-Carb! at 10:14 AM on June 6, 2007


So the first profile on there is that of a woman who describes herself as a "MILF". Is that even grammatically or logically possible? Is she saying that she'd like to fuck herself, but is somehow unable to--perhaps because she doesn't live up to her own standards? Enquiring minds want to know.
posted by arto at 10:20 AM on June 6, 2007


wow...

THIS is why I come to MetaFilter instead of the dating sites where the hookers post phony ads...

oh, wait....
posted by HuronBob at 10:20 AM on June 6, 2007


great find, but inevitable.
posted by mrgrimm at 10:21 AM on June 6, 2007


Seriously, yo, change this post description NOW. I'm not trying to be a dick, but the unwary could get fired over this shit; a simple "NSFW" would suffice.
posted by kittens for breakfast at 10:22 AM on June 6, 2007


Am I being overly paranoid or would registering at a site like this be a bad idea from a legal standpoint?

Cops: So, Mr. Smith, do you use any illegal drugs?

Me: No. None at all.

Cops: So then why exactly do you have an account on, uhh... potpartner.com?

Me: Look. Out that window. A polar bear!
posted by Clay201 at 10:34 AM on June 6, 2007


Disclaimer added. Work is safe again!
posted by cortex at 10:35 AM on June 6, 2007


Thank you for safe keeping our workplaces cortex!
posted by fallenposters at 10:35 AM on June 6, 2007


Not Smoking Funky Weed?
posted by solipsophistocracy at 10:38 AM on June 6, 2007


arto- maybe she means MYLF
posted by InfidelZombie at 10:40 AM on June 6, 2007


my apologies for not putting down NSFW. for some reason, i forgot.
posted by gman at 10:40 AM on June 6, 2007


Hey, our site is 100% safe... this site needed to be created.. the smokers of the world needed something like this to be able to meet each other... read the description on the home page .. we stick to or policy 100% this is a dating site for smokers,, pure and simple.... btw... not a single fake profile..(atleast none inserted by us).
Richard
www.potpartner.com
posted by potpartner at 10:41 AM on June 6, 2007


Hmmm...i see this thread bieng closed in 3....2.....
posted by EastCoastBias at 10:46 AM on June 6, 2007


potpartner...you paid $5 to say that? good for you..

this one sounds like the girl next door, eh?

"Girl From Brasil, model & Strip CAm.FUnny ,Very Beutiful , nice body ,Open MInd and More surprizes , u canot wait more...let meet and enjoy a Joing togther!!"
posted by HuronBob at 10:47 AM on June 6, 2007


Hey, our site is 100% safe... this site needed to be created.. the smokers of the world needed something like this to be able to meet each other... read the description on the home page .. we stick to or policy 100% this is a dating site for smokers,, pure and simple.... btw... not a single fake profile..(atleast none inserted by us).

I believe this legit. You write like a huge pothead.
posted by Mayor Curley at 10:48 AM on June 6, 2007 [12 favorites]


a dating site for smokers. how original and quaint. we had these back in my day. it's called college.
posted by Stynxno at 10:48 AM on June 6, 2007


This is kind of sad?
posted by ageispolis at 10:48 AM on June 6, 2007


but wait...here's an idea...!

1. We find sites that are marginal and probably a front for something illegal.

2. We post a link here on MeFi.

3. We snark a bit.

4. Someone e/mails linked site owner about snarks.

5. Linked site owner pays $5 to defend his girls.

6. Profit (for Matt at least)
posted by HuronBob at 10:50 AM on June 6, 2007


potpartner , are the ellipses meant to simulate real speech, to indicate a laid-back attitude, or a conciliatory attitude, or what? Not to be (overly) snarky; I really have wondered why people on some sites tend to type like this.
posted by frobozz at 10:51 AM on June 6, 2007


He's a huge Céline fan.
posted by interrobang at 10:56 AM on June 6, 2007


1. We find sites that are marginal and probably a front for something illegal.

a front for something illegal? do tell.

4. Someone e/mails linked site owner about snarks.

THAT fast?
posted by gman at 10:57 AM on June 6, 2007


This is kind of sad?

this is kind of sad.
posted by gman at 10:58 AM on June 6, 2007


OK, I have a question.
If pot is so damned fun, and sex is so damned fun, why is it that sex while high is inevitably a letdown?
posted by lekvar at 10:59 AM on June 6, 2007 [1 favorite]


If pot is so damned fun, and sex is so damned fun, why is it that sex while high is inevitably a letdown?

try again.
posted by gman at 11:01 AM on June 6, 2007


This is kind of sad?

this is kind of sad.


This is a type of Caddilac?
posted by thanotopsis at 11:04 AM on June 6, 2007


A Cadillac car?
posted by boo_radley at 11:06 AM on June 6, 2007


Dave's not here.
posted by Koko at 11:07 AM on June 6, 2007 [5 favorites]


It is sad, but a PotPartner Stoner Spelling Bee would be hilarious.
posted by cmonkey at 11:07 AM on June 6, 2007


click on Featured members, they are all girls..

click on "who's online"...all guys...

owner of the site shows up less than an hour after the post hits metafilter...

I don't know, something just smells fishey here to me...but I was out bass fishing last weekend and it could just be something on my jeans....
posted by HuronBob at 11:10 AM on June 6, 2007


Hey, our site is 100% safe... this site needed to be created.. the smokers of the world needed something like this to be able to meet each other... read the description on the home page .. we stick to or policy 100% this is a dating site for smokers,, pure and simple.... btw... not a single fake profile..(atleast none inserted by us).

All those ellipses must be the writer trying to light the bong and type.

and miss lynnster, I believe properly that would be:

duuuuuuude

posted by YoBananaBoy at 11:12 AM on June 6, 2007


This is totally just for chicks who want to mooch my stash.
posted by chlorus at 11:13 AM on June 6, 2007 [2 favorites]


If pot is so damned fun, and sex is so damned fun, why is it that sex while high is inevitably a letdown?

What?

Sex while high a letdown? Uh, what are you smoking?

I mean, sometimes getting high makes me nervous about initiating sex, but it has never once made the act itself disappointing in the slightest
posted by solipsophistocracy at 11:15 AM on June 6, 2007


I'm trying to decide whether this complements or competes with the FPP.
posted by dhartung at 11:24 AM on June 6, 2007


<IMG TAG> Stoned lolcat </IMG TAG>
posted by alby at 11:28 AM on June 6, 2007


There's some shady bidness goin' on around here. I don't know what, eczackly, but it's somethin.
posted by exlotuseater at 11:31 AM on June 6, 2007 [2 favorites]


Did this start out as a parody site, but then some people actually signed up and created profiles? I can't believe that at least some of the featured profiles aren't parodies, but then they don't all strike me that way. Maybe I've just been away from stoner culture for too long to tell, or maybe this is just more evidence that Baudrillard was right all along.
posted by treepour at 11:45 AM on June 6, 2007


I'm a recovering over-user of ellipses, but man, never so many for so little effect.

And, is it just me or would this site make a great resource for cops needing to fill their arrest quota for the month?

Finally, yeah, all stoners are hot chicks looking to hook up and hang... at least that's what the site seems to show. (damn! ellipses sneaking in, off to do penance in the language sweatshop)
posted by edgeways at 11:47 AM on June 6, 2007


I just registered ellipsespartners.com

Any hot girls, 18 to 25, with hot pictures, can register today for free.

bring your own ellipeses

ok..i'm done now
posted by HuronBob at 11:49 AM on June 6, 2007


Koko FTW.
posted by jennaratrix at 11:54 AM on June 6, 2007


Pepsi Hemp?
posted by EastCoastBias at 12:05 PM on June 6, 2007


Doobieous post.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 12:07 PM on June 6, 2007 [1 favorite]


HI,
I AM SARA A M.I.L.F. WHO SMOKES.I LIKES ALL KINDS OF MUSIC. I WILL FINISH THIS PROFILE SOON

posted by LarryC at 12:07 PM on June 6, 2007


BUT FIRST... SOME BONG HITS...
posted by exlotuseater at 12:18 PM on June 6, 2007


Well... that all depends on which form of the word "dude" one wants to use... and the message they're putting down... you know... 'cuz like, "duuuuuuuuuuuude"... that implies a little more emotion than I was feeling... 'cuz you know... when I started typing it, it was a while ago & I was thinking "dude" as in... you know, just like "hey!"... but now I feel a little bit more like... "duuuuude!" Because I'm in a pretty good mood now and stuff... but hey! I want potato chips. You guys want potato chips? I'm going to go get potato chips...
posted by miss lynnster at 12:22 PM on June 6, 2007 [1 favorite]


Clay201 writes 'Am I being overly paranoid or would registering at a site like this be a bad idea from a legal standpoint?


Nah.

If anyone ever asks, just say that you registered because you heard that all the pot-smoking chicks are into free love.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 12:24 PM on June 6, 2007


Man, I was gonna post some shit on the web computer thing called uh... uh... pot... pot buds or something ... .com but dude, I forgot. I just haven't had time and then my ride broke down. Hey, can I can borrow a twenty? Is that cool? Pay you back, I swear.
posted by StarForce5 at 12:24 PM on June 6, 2007


I, too, have fallen under the spell of the ellipsis at times, but c'mon, at least keep it consistent - 2 dots, 3 dots, 4 dots, 2 commas... somewhere Mr. Period is crying. Warning, link contains salty language
posted by pupdog at 12:33 PM on June 6, 2007


Anchower just hit the poon bonanza.
posted by davelog at 12:36 PM on June 6, 2007 [5 favorites]


You guys want potato chips?

Better yet, let's hit the drive-thru and get $100 worth of soft tacos. I'm ok to drive.
posted by CynicalKnight at 12:53 PM on June 6, 2007


Hey whats up? Well heres the skinny on me...I live with my grandparents and I just put in my two weeks last week @ my job so im going to be jobless in a couple of days but its cool im going to take a vacation a just RELAX!!!

Responding to this comment looks like a job for Capt. Louis Renault!
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 1:02 PM on June 6, 2007


female, 35 y/o, United States
hey,watz up? just lookn 4 smoke buddies. if u'r interested, hit me up! i'm sure we could work sumthin out. ttul!


Seems like an intelligent lady.
posted by Joeforking at 1:10 PM on June 6, 2007


One of my college boyfriends really really liked to smoke pot. The guy was always lighting up & I wasn't into it. Pot just makes me sleepy. We were both journalism majors when we met. He wanted to be a great writer & was working nights managing a Godfather's Pizza. That was 20 years ago or so.

Last I heard he's now managing a Boston Market. Just sayin'.
posted by miss lynnster at 1:19 PM on June 6, 2007


You pothead hippy types DISGUST me, with your drugs, and your bongs, and your free love, and your "I got the munchies". YOU are what's wrong with this country!!!

I would rant more, but I have to go meet the guys at the bar, get hammered, drive home drunk, beat the wife, try to have sex with the couch, and cry myself to sleep.

Yep. Busy evening planned.
posted by LordSludge at 1:33 PM on June 6, 2007 [1 favorite]


Last I heard he's now managing a Boston Market. Just sayin'.

Last I heard his ex girlfriend from college was sitting around talking about him to strangers on the internet. Just sayin'.
posted by prostyle at 1:34 PM on June 6, 2007 [9 favorites]


So what percentage of members are cops?
posted by OverlappingElvis at 1:42 PM on June 6, 2007


He wanted to be a great writer & was working nights managing a Godfather's Pizza. That was 20 years ago or so.

Last I heard he's now managing a Boston Market. Just sayin'.


Maybe he realized he needed to pay the bills instead of pretending to be a great writer, so he took a job to support his wife and kids. Just sayin'.
posted by BitterOldPunk at 1:46 PM on June 6, 2007


There's definitely some question whether this site may be aiding distribution but who cares, it's what the internet was created for, a kind of enormous amplifier for human folly, the tower of babel multiplied a billion times of over reaching ever higher and higher, pushing always to deeper and deeper depths until God shows up and declares the party's over and drowns everybody, man, woman and child, innocent and guilty alike, in a terrible lake of fire.

Until then def smoke up.
posted by nixerman at 1:54 PM on June 6, 2007 [1 favorite]


Wait, what was I just sayin'?
posted by eriko at 1:56 PM on June 6, 2007


So what percentage of members are cops?

Shhhh! You're going to foul up our honey pot! We're trying to log the IP addresses of narcs posing as potheads.

Man, you try to make things obvious enough so that the authorities bite, but then this happens. Such a delicate balance, such an intricate dance...
posted by krippledkonscious at 1:56 PM on June 6, 2007


I guess some of you doubting the site would be a real thing...ohh its real.....As far as me showing up .. well since I run analytics software on the site it was easy to notice a spike in traffic from here. So I had to see what was going on here.. so I figured I would reply to some of you.. (not to promote the site). Ohh yeah to answer on how the site came about , yes , when I put it up , I did not think it would work (since my other sites are just industry specific search engines...boring...) But from day one people have come in droves... As far as I can figure it just fills a need. People that smoke want to meet others that smoke...
posted by potpartner at 3:20 PM on June 6, 2007


Duuuuuuuuuude... potato chips so rock. And some of them... look like stuff. I just ate Africa... I swear.
posted by miss lynnster at 3:23 PM on June 6, 2007


Cops sometimes troll for drug users on dating sites. This would be like shooting fish in a barrel.
posted by delmoi at 3:47 PM on June 6, 2007


Some of those girls look pretty hot, but I don't think I could stand a whole evening of hearing someone talk about Phish, horoscopes, and the guy she met who hand blows some really trippy pipes.
posted by Astro Zombie at 4:11 PM on June 6, 2007 [1 favorite]


This would be like shooting fish in a barrel.

You mean shooting up with Phish in a barroom?
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 4:24 PM on June 6, 2007


This is the best thread EVER.
posted by scrump at 4:40 PM on June 6, 2007


Some of those girls look pretty hot, but I don't think I could stand a whole evening of hearing someone talk about Phish, horoscopes, and the guy she met who hand blows some really trippy pipes.
You just described the years 1990-1994 for me. It was either this, or playing Risk in the Mac lab with my friend Ken and then getting Sheetz dogs, making 32-ounce screwdrivers, and mourning our lack of sex lives.

Ah, Carlisle.

But here's what I'm really pissed about: we had grunge, and flannel, and angsty groaners like Eddie Vedder, and sincerity. And I so did not get laid, nor did anyone I knew, because we were all being sincere, man, and understanding. And all the girls were hiding their figures under the flannel and we were all deeply concerned about the earth and most of us weren't shaving ANYTHING.

Then I look up ten years later, all of a sudden it's all skin-tight PORN STAR t-shirts and totally gratuitous sex and "blowjobs don't rilly count so, like, what the hell" and Paris Hilton and THERE'S NO JUSTICE.

So thanks a lot, potpartners. Thanks a lot. Now I've got flashbacks.
posted by scrump at 4:46 PM on June 6, 2007 [1 favorite]


Duuuude. At least I'm in here while I'm getting paid good money to pretend to work. Besides, we're total buds in here, man. Not strangers. Don't be a hater and kill my mellow, man.
posted by miss lynnster at 5:28 PM on June 6, 2007


*fails to see appeal*
posted by Phire at 7:18 PM on June 6, 2007


Related : Naked Girls Smoking Weed NSFW
posted by Dave Faris at 7:30 PM on June 6, 2007


Hah!

Post created: Apr 25, 12:49
Filed under: Grand Opening
Ok, Here we go, We really wanted to roll out on April 20th! (Fourth Month 20th day) But it just didn’t happen. We are ready now! Please enjoy the site.
posted by Roger Dodger at 7:31 PM on June 6, 2007 [2 favorites]


Me, I was one of those, with the vd's to prove it. Then I got corporate and surpassed that "make-your-age" shit. These chicks would like my baby-mansion while I screw with futures and drink rich man's whiskey. Man, lemme put on some Frampton, and come-on over bb..
posted by wallstreet1929 at 8:04 PM on June 6, 2007


Pot Fairy Princess : One Love

female, 24 y/o, United States

I like to have fun in the sun. Where's the bong? I want to retire on the beach.


Attention span. None of it.
posted by tehloki at 9:06 PM on June 6, 2007


I just registered ellipsespartners.com

Any hot girls, 18 to 25, with hot pictures, can register today for free.

bring your own ellipeses


Oh darn... I'm too old for the HuronBob's demographic.
posted by amyms at 11:41 PM on June 6, 2007


where'd that "the" come from?
posted by amyms at 11:42 PM on June 6, 2007


Seriously, yo, change this post description NOW. I'm not trying to be a dick, but the unwary could get fired over this shit; a simple "NSFW" would suffice.

i'm not trying to be a dick either, but what country do you work in?
posted by gman at 4:47 AM on June 7, 2007 [1 favorite]


Something tells me that this site would be particularly dangerous to visit at work within the U.S., but an employer probably wouldn't look too fondly upon it anywhere.
posted by tehloki at 1:14 PM on June 7, 2007


My friend over at High Times just got fired for reading this thread. Thanks a lot, Metafilter.
posted by cortex at 1:33 PM on June 7, 2007 [1 favorite]


Tell him to give me a call, cortex. I could use a guy with his kind of connections in my organization.
posted by Dave Faris at 2:11 PM on June 7, 2007


Can do. Just don't call him "Woodrow"; he hates that.
posted by cortex at 2:25 PM on June 7, 2007 [1 favorite]


"why is it that sex while high is inevitably a letdown?"

Change dealers NOW
posted by Twang at 6:48 PM on June 7, 2007


^or change girlfriends
posted by tehloki at 7:23 PM on June 7, 2007


We click, reinvigorateSnoop dings. Just released.
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