Comments on: Fish Condo 2.0

Fish Condo 2.0

BuddhaInABucket — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:16:26 -0800

If you wanted a fish condo but couldn't afford to drop hundreds of dollars on your beta buddy, I have good news for you: Fish Bowl 2.0 is here to revolutionize the lives of your fish.

By: winston

winston — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:28:32 -0800

Hm. It says $85 on the page but shows up as $285 in the shopping cart

By: infinitywaltz

infinitywaltz — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:33:51 -0800

But remember, stylish decor is meaningless if you're drowning in your own piss.

By: Greg Nog

Greg Nog — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:41:42 -0800

I'm awfully glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid.

By: Artifice_Eternity

Artifice_Eternity — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:45:36 -0800

Does it use AJAX?

By: Wink Ricketts

Wink Ricketts — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 12:13:34 -0800

Joey Skaggs is a Visionary!!!!

By: davejay

davejay — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 12:48:54 -0800

But remember, stylish decor is meaningless if you're drowning in your own piss. I have known many a person over the years, drinking themselves to death in their overpriced, overdecorated condos, who fall into this category as well.

By: Ethereal Bligh

Ethereal Bligh — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 14:02:54 -0800

"...drowning in your own piss." Please, I prefer drowning in my own urine. Then, when I wake up swimming in a river of shit with shit coming out of my mouth in an never ending stream of shit that forms a vast shit river shared with my fellow shit-spewing-and-swimming damned, I'll scream a great agonized burst of shit from the pain of my acid etched cock and in terror of the enormous, throbbing thirty-foot long cock-monster with its lipless, toothy purple mouth alternately biting off the arms of the damned and spewing great gouts of bloody shit from deep within its fat cock belly. Piss is unnecessarily vulgar—urine is equally descriptive and less likely to trigger shitty filtering software purchased by cocksucker IT department managers.

By: LarryC

LarryC — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 14:21:36 -0800

There has to be a way to make something like this. Anyone?

By: deborah

deborah — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 15:13:44 -0800

LarryC: a glassblower? Or maybe buy three acrylic bowls and cut out the appropriate holes and glue them back together with something non-toxic to fish.

By: MiltonRandKalman

MiltonRandKalman — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 16:48:25 -0800

For that your fish will love you twice as much. Alas, two times zero is still zero.

By: Ian A.T.

Ian A.T. — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 16:51:43 -0800

I'm pretty sure your fish will love you more if you put it in at least a two gallon tank with a filtration system.

By: Secret Life of Gravy

Secret Life of Gravy — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 18:46:52 -0800

Wait, I'm confused. The first link is just a discription of your second link. There is only one "fish condo" and it is $85.00. Not sure where the "hundreds of dollars" comes in.