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WE HAS BUCKETS!
posted by vronsky (162 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: a post about an image? that's the best of the web? -- mathowie



 
You had a posted but Matt/jessamyn/cortex deleted it.
posted by nathan_teske at 8:59 PM on June 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


Gaytastic!
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 9:00 PM on June 14, 2007


WE HAS SUCKETS!
posted by Ufez Jones at 9:00 PM on June 14, 2007


Wait, what?
posted by ztdavis at 9:01 PM on June 14, 2007


Can I trade user numbers with vronsky now? There needs to be some kind of consequence for a (first ever?) single-link gif post, but banning would seem extreme. This time.
posted by Pater Aletheias at 9:03 PM on June 14, 2007


This will not end well. Whip it.
posted by Mblue at 9:03 PM on June 14, 2007


IM IN UR ACCOUNT, DELETIN UR POSTS
posted by unSane at 9:04 PM on June 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


How in the fuck do you call those "buckets?"
posted by nanojath at 9:06 PM on June 14, 2007


Last post.
posted by infinitywaltz at 9:08 PM on June 14, 2007


Single link op-ed devo caption!
posted by Balisong at 9:09 PM on June 14, 2007


[this is not good]

[that's good]
posted by davejay at 9:11 PM on June 14, 2007


I'm in UR FPP, counting down 3-2-1
posted by freshwater_pr0n at 9:12 PM on June 14, 2007


There should be a special flag for art posts
posted by grobstein at 9:12 PM on June 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


This isn't going to last long. But hell yeah. Awesome.

Now delete away...
posted by Bugg at 9:12 PM on June 14, 2007


also not good: my link in the previous.

[that's good]
posted by davejay at 9:13 PM on June 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


ceiling mothersbaugh is watching you de-evolve.
posted by milquetoast at 9:13 PM on June 14, 2007 [2 favorites]


Today is CRAZY! I LOVE IT!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 9:13 PM on June 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


we can has headbuckets?
posted by loquacious at 9:14 PM on June 14, 2007


Thou shalt not post while drunk or fried.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 9:14 PM on June 14, 2007 [2 favorites]


ARE WE NOT MEN!?

oh no oh oh
posted by loquacious at 9:14 PM on June 14, 2007


ok...before it gets (rightfully) deleted and no one can post a response:

uh...what?
posted by es_de_bah at 9:14 PM on June 14, 2007


Thou shalt not post while drunk or fried.

THOU SHALT NOT PEE IN THINE CORN-FLAKES
posted by loquacious at 9:15 PM on June 14, 2007


oh no oh oh
posted by loquacious at 9:15 PM on June 14, 2007


Played out
posted by euphorb at 9:16 PM on June 14, 2007


Hey I'm not peeing in anyone's cornflakes I'm just sayin'! I haven't even flagged the post.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 9:16 PM on June 14, 2007


babybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybaby
babybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybaby
abybabybabybabybabybabybettercomeback
laternextweekcauseyouseei'monalosingstreak
posted by thecaddy at 9:17 PM on June 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


not enough cats.
posted by Peter H at 9:17 PM on June 14, 2007


Nah, man, Fonzi's still just revving his motor, waiting for the sharks to get hungry.
posted by loquacious at 9:18 PM on June 14, 2007


Hey I'm not peeing in anyone's cornflakes I'm just sayin'!

Sorry, I was hoping you were the stubbornly contrary type. I just wanted to see someone pee in their own cornflakes.
posted by loquacious at 9:19 PM on June 14, 2007


Today is CRAZY! I LOVE IT!

Did you mean Crazy Love?
posted by ericb at 9:19 PM on June 14, 2007


reason for deletion: o no! we stole yr buckit!
posted by wendell at 9:20 PM on June 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


CHAPTER VIII

Man, it's ok to be a little stupid but don't be idiotic.
posted by loquacious at 9:21 PM on June 14, 2007


MOAR!
posted by Kwine at 9:21 PM on June 14, 2007


I am really, really resisting the urge to copy and paste Citrus' comment and add tl;dr at the end. Really. Honestly. Seriously.
posted by thecaddy at 9:22 PM on June 14, 2007


I honestly didn't think it would even get to that chapter.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 9:23 PM on June 14, 2007


oh noes thrs a hole n teh bucket dr liza dr liza
posted by loquacious at 9:23 PM on June 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


I honestly didn't think it would even get to that chapter.

You know the blink tag still works, right?
posted by loquacious at 9:24 PM on June 14, 2007


I had originally pasted up to Chapter XXVIII.

So the limit is something like 60K characters with spaces.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 9:25 PM on June 14, 2007


Got me some new desktop wall paper
Thanks
posted by mattoxic at 9:26 PM on June 14, 2007


You know you're drunk when ...
posted by ericb at 9:27 PM on June 14, 2007


Do not encourage this behavior, please.
posted by absalom at 9:28 PM on June 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


*AWESOME ZAPPING NOISES* PEWPEWPEWPEW</blink
posted by boo_radley at 9:30 PM on June 14, 2007


OH SHI~
posted by boo_radley at 9:30 PM on June 14, 2007


I hope this doesn't spoil the next Harry Potter for me.
posted by stavrogin at 9:31 PM on June 14, 2007


THIS IS NOT AN APPROPRIATE FRONT PAGE POST
posted by pruner at 9:31 PM on June 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


CitrusFreak12 makes a case for paste being banned along with img src.
posted by Peter H at 9:32 PM on June 14, 2007


or not - actually i think he wrote that!
posted by Peter H at 9:32 PM on June 14, 2007


Off my lawn, you kids, I beseech thee.
posted by MarvinTheCat at 9:35 PM on June 14, 2007


Is this the part where we all line dance to Iron Butterfly together?
posted by miss lynnster at 9:35 PM on June 14, 2007


CitrusFreak12 makes a case for paste being banned along with img src.

Won't someone think of the (kindergarten) children??
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 9:36 PM on June 14, 2007


def great_gazoo(fred):
import flintstones
import condescension
import irony
convo = condescension.address(flintstones.GAZOO, fred)
convo.insult("I've been listening to you rave, Mr. Flintstone, and you really are a big dingaling.")
convo.prattle("Men have a superior mind. Women are like children. And they have to be treated like children!")
change_scene([flintstones.BETTY, flintstones.WILMA])
convo2 = irony.address(flintstones.BETTY, flintstones.WILMA)
convo2.prattle("Men are like children. And they have to be treated like children!")
posted by foot at 9:36 PM on June 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


img src of elephant emptying bowels
posted by Peter H at 9:37 PM on June 14, 2007


Clearly, no one is minding the store.
posted by nanojath at 9:37 PM on June 14, 2007


E=mc2 is a sexed equation just like Newton’s Principia is a rape manual.
posted by foot at 9:37 PM on June 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


DO NOT WANT
posted by Artw at 9:37 PM on June 14, 2007


I actually love what CitrusFreak wrote, for the record.
posted by Peter H at 9:38 PM on June 14, 2007


OH NOES WER DEVO
posted by Joey Michaels at 9:39 PM on June 14, 2007


No, the one store is clearly minding.
posted by loquacious at 9:40 PM on June 14, 2007


I love what Tolstoy wrote, personally.
posted by killdevil at 9:41 PM on June 14, 2007


No, seriously. Last post.
posted by infinitywaltz at 9:42 PM on June 14, 2007


first thing to pop into my head:

and he
wore a hat
and he
had a job
and he brought home the bacon was a 20Ker
so no one knew
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
happier than you and me
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
and it determined what he could see
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 9:42 PM on June 14, 2007


Oh, goddamn it.
posted by infinitywaltz at 9:43 PM on June 14, 2007


ADIEU, farewell earth's bliss!
This world uncertain is:
Fond are life's lustful joys,
Death proves them all but toys.
None from his darts can fly;
I am sick, I must die—
Lord, have mercy on us!

Rich men, trust not in wealth,
Gold cannot buy you health;
Physic himself must fade;
All things to end are made;
The plague full swift goes by;
I am sick, I must die—
Lord, have mercy on us!

Beauty is but a flower
Which wrinkles will devour;
Brightness falls from the air;
Queens have died young and fair;
Dust hath closed Helen's eye;
I am sick, I must die—
Lord, have mercy on us!

Strength stoops unto the grave,
Worms feed on Hector brave;
Swords may not fight with fate;
Earth still holds ope her gate;
Come, come! the bells do cry;
I am sick, I must die—
Lord, have mercy on us!

Wit with his wantonness
Tasteth death's bitterness;
Hell's executioner
Hath no ears for to hear
What vain art can reply;
I am sick, I must die—
Lord, have mercy on us!

Haste therefore each degree
To welcome destiny;
Heaven is our heritage,
Earth but a player's stage.
Mount we unto the sky;
I am sick, I must die—
Lord, have mercy on us!
posted by infinitewindow at 9:44 PM on June 14, 2007


I love what Tolstoy wrote, personally.

OMG, link????????

img src of elephant emptying bowels
posted by Peter H at 9:45 PM on June 14, 2007


Stop you guys, you're ruining it for everyone else!
posted by papakwanz at 9:45 PM on June 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


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posted by wfrgms at 9:46 PM on June 14, 2007 [4 favorites]


Damnit, loquacious. You win.

Now translate that all into giant ascii text and the world will asplode.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 9:47 PM on June 14, 2007


You ever get the feeling that you have nothing to add, but can't stop yourself? Yeah, me too.
posted by Keith Talent at 9:47 PM on June 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


This time, vronsky, you have gone. Too. Far.

*slaps vronsky across the cheek with a bejeweled opera glove*
posted by maryh at 9:47 PM on June 14, 2007


8-bit Whip It
posted by davejay at 9:47 PM on June 14, 2007


Okay, the rapture. It's obviously happened. Stockpile your coke and bullets, it's gonna be a crazy forty years.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 9:48 PM on June 14, 2007


After having some of my posts deleted (for bizarre or no reason), I'm glad to see something so useless get posted.

Anyone for an anti-Metafilter blog, where we can curse Mefi's moderators?
posted by metasonix at 9:48 PM on June 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


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LOL!
posted by Peter H at 9:49 PM on June 14, 2007


Why did Vronsky post this, you ask?
Think a minute.
We're on MetaFilter.
What do we keep in buckets?

Right!

Consequently, what would rush to fill a thread offering buckets?

Right again!
posted by Methylviolet at 9:49 PM on June 14, 2007 [2 favorites]


*slaps vronsky across the cheek with a bejeweled opera glove*

That reminds me. Did you know it's illegal in my state (RI) to challenge someone to or accept a duel?

Also in Vermont it's apparently illegal to whistle underwater but thats a load of shit because I spent over an hour in a lake whistling and no cops came.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 9:49 PM on June 14, 2007


MetaFilter: Time Out For Fun
posted by davejay at 9:49 PM on June 14, 2007


WTF DID YOU DO TO BARNEY
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 9:52 PM on June 14, 2007


Holy fuck, someone BEAT ME TO IT with Barney. That's scary.
posted by unSane at 9:52 PM on June 14, 2007


In Soviet Russia, WTF DID BARNEY DO TO YOU
posted by davejay at 9:52 PM on June 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


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posted by loquacious at 9:53 PM on June 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


:(

Yeah, that's all I got.
posted by katillathehun at 9:53 PM on June 14, 2007


Hey don't favorites disappear when a post gets deleted?

That sucks.

I'm gonna lose those three favorites.

Sad frog.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 9:53 PM on June 14, 2007


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ASCII cat is watching you masturbate.
posted by killdevil at 9:54 PM on June 14, 2007 [4 favorites]


Hey, a post by infinitywaltz directly followed by a post by infinitewindow. That's a pretty weird coincidence, right?
posted by infinitywaltz at 9:54 PM on June 14, 2007


Man, that's really creepy. Your mom make that?
posted by loquacious at 9:55 PM on June 14, 2007


WTF DID I DO TO BARNEY? (sigh)
posted by davejay at 9:55 PM on June 14, 2007


No, the ascii-cat. STOP STARING AT ME LIKE THAT.
posted by loquacious at 9:55 PM on June 14, 2007


What is it called when you open up a can of worms inside a can of worms that has been opened?

Because that's what I did with the war and peace and the ascii.

I regret nothing.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 9:56 PM on June 14, 2007


BUT I DON'T WANT TO WEAR PANTS SHUT UP
posted by loquacious at 9:56 PM on June 14, 2007


I regret something, but I'm not saying what.

okay, it was the malformed barney.
posted by davejay at 9:57 PM on June 14, 2007


I can't believe this is the post I decided to stay awake for.
posted by infinitywaltz at 9:57 PM on June 14, 2007


ILL TAKE OFF MY SHIRT TOO I SWEAR TO GOD ILL DO IT
posted by loquacious at 9:57 PM on June 14, 2007


You know, in theory, there's a way to save this thread from deletion, but I don't know what it is. In one of those parallel universes it shall live on, and even make the right margin.
posted by davejay at 9:58 PM on June 14, 2007


in three others, it will make the wrong margin
posted by davejay at 9:58 PM on June 14, 2007


Hundredth post.
posted by infinitywaltz at 9:58 PM on June 14, 2007


If this doesn't make the podcast I am going to have to break some shit.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 9:58 PM on June 14, 2007


Yawn.
posted by Ceiling Cat at 9:59 PM on June 14, 2007


Goddamn it!
posted by infinitywaltz at 9:59 PM on June 14, 2007


PPS: Really, really, really, sorry about that...the doctor said I shouldn't drink on this medication, ha ha, YEAH RIGHT
posted by Tiresias at 9:59 PM on June 14, 2007


Then ascii cat will be watching you break some shit.

As much as this thread sucks, it still beats joining my wife and our friends in the living room to watch "So You Think You Can Dance."
posted by davejay at 9:59 PM on June 14, 2007


INSTRUCTIONS FOR POSTING ASCII ART TO METAFILTER SO THAT IT'S NOT BALDERDIZED:

1) Open up your artwork in a text editor.
2) Add <blockquote><pre> to the beginning of the first line
3) Substitute a <br> for every newline in the original artwork. To reiterate: get rid of all newlines. This step is easier if you gin up a macro to do the work for you.
4) at the end of the artwork, close out your blockquote and pre.
5) Bemoan the lack of an IMG tag, and post away!
posted by killdevil at 10:00 PM on June 14, 2007 [46 favorites]


Killdevil, that was succinct and useful.

And no fing wai am I going through that much trouble.

But thanks, as it was very useful and succinct.
posted by davejay at 10:02 PM on June 14, 2007


111!!
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 10:02 PM on June 14, 2007


the fuck?!

Yep. The Jabbas are gone sleepy.
posted by The Deej at 10:03 PM on June 14, 2007



You know, in theory, there's a way to save this thread from deletion, but I don't know what it is. In one of those parallel universes it shall live on, and even make the right margin.


In another, it starts a global nuclear war. Yet another it causes a global pandemic. Or makes the sun explode. In another one besides that, it cures cancer, and aids - with lots of sexy sex!

In yet another universe, it turns into a nearly infinite and nearly flat plain of pickled rhubarb pie. With okra. And naked midgets.
posted by loquacious at 10:03 PM on June 14, 2007


Peace of Westphalia
"In the name of the most holy and individual Trinity: Be it known to all, and every one whom it may concern, or to whom in any manner it may belong, That for many Years past, Discords and Civil Divisions being stir'd up in the Roman Empire, which increas'd to such a degree, that not only all Germany, but also the neighbouring Kingdoms, and France particularly, have been involv'd in the Disorders of a long and cruel War: And in the first place, between the most Serene and most Puissant Prince and Lord, Ferdinand the Second, of famous Memory, elected Roman Emperor, always August, King of Germany, Hungary, Bohemia, Dalmatia, Croatia, Slavonia, Arch-Duke of Austria, Duke of Burgundy, Brabant, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola, Marquiss of Moravia, Duke of Luxemburgh, the Higher and Lower Silesia, of Wirtemburg and Teck, Prince of Suabia, Count of Hapsburg, Tirol, Kyburg and Goritia, Marquiss of the Sacred Roman Empire, Lord of Burgovia, of the Higher and Lower Lusace, of the Marquisate of Slavonia, of Port Naon and Salines, with his Allies and ..."
posted by ericb at 10:04 PM on June 14, 2007


My mod, my mod, why have you forsaken me?
posted by falconred at 10:04 PM on June 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


it turns into a nearly infinite and nearly flat plain of pickled rhubarb pie.

Dammit, now I'm hungry for pie after 10pm. Dammit.
posted by davejay at 10:05 PM on June 14, 2007


Y'all done lost y'all's minds.
posted by BitterOldPunk at 10:07 PM on June 14, 2007


( )( )
..
=()=
Ascii Rat Is Watching You Not Sleep

I guess I went through all that trouble after all
posted by davejay at 10:07 PM on June 14, 2007


           ^...^
/ o,o \
|):::(|
====w=w=== no wai
posted by killdevil at 10:07 PM on June 14, 2007



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posted by jefbla at 10:07 PM on June 14, 2007 [20 favorites]


NEVAR FORGET 62093!1!!
posted by ALongDecember at 10:09 PM on June 14, 2007


C-O-C-K-S!!1!
posted by Methylviolet at 10:12 PM on June 14, 2007


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posted by loquacious at 10:12 PM on June 14, 2007 [2 favorites]


MY SHITS GOTS PEANUTZ!


Now I've got the giggles.
That's it, I'm done, goodnight!
posted by davejay at 10:13 PM on June 14, 2007


CitrusFreak12,

Boringest. Comment Fable. Evar.
posted by Rock Steady at 10:15 PM on June 14, 2007


Whip It
posted by Brittanie at 10:16 PM on June 14, 2007 [2 favorites]


You could still argue that this thread is better than your average comments section on youtube.

Low bar, to be sure.
posted by maxwelton at 10:16 PM on June 14, 2007


Also, did someone mention elephant jokes?
posted by Brittanie at 10:17 PM on June 14, 2007


Um.
posted by dersins at 10:17 PM on June 14, 2007


Never have I been so thankful for the removal of IMG tags. :)
posted by Malor at 10:19 PM on June 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


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posted by CitrusFreak12 at 10:20 PM on June 14, 2007 [6 favorites]


btw, CitrusFreak12, favorites for the post disappear if the post is deleted. Favorites for comments in that thread stay.
posted by puke & cry at 10:20 PM on June 14, 2007


if you agree that the comments on youtube are bad then you should really see this comic that i know about and post whenever anyone says that!
posted by milestogo at 10:20 PM on June 14, 2007


Awesome! Thanks P&C!
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 10:22 PM on June 14, 2007


Never have I been so thankful for the removal of IMG tags. :)

Never have I been so sorry for the removal of IMG tags. :)

Bring back IMG!!! Who's with me?
posted by ericb at 10:22 PM on June 14, 2007


whip it good
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 10:22 PM on June 14, 2007


This is not a Rickroll
posted by PeterMcDermott at 10:23 PM on June 14, 2007


puke & cry or pee & see? i smell a fetid drippy sock puppet, in any case.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 10:23 PM on June 14, 2007


This is the part where they shut down the experiment and pull us out of the simulation, right?

Right?
posted by enn at 10:24 PM on June 14, 2007


Boy oh boy did THAT ever fuck my "Recent Activity" tab.
posted by dersins at 10:26 PM on June 14, 2007


This is not a Rickroll
posted by PeterMcDermott


This ain't rock and roll.
This is genocide!
posted by The Deej at 10:26 PM on June 14, 2007


Ah. Much better.
posted by dersins at 10:27 PM on June 14, 2007


i can haz popcorn.
posted by UbuRoivas at 10:29 PM on June 14, 2007


see, Valerie would have wanted it that way, cut OFF.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 10:32 PM on June 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


I CAN HAS ANARCHY?
posted by champthom at 10:32 PM on June 14, 2007


Also, this isn't /b/.

THIS.IS.METAFILTER!
posted by champthom at 10:34 PM on June 14, 2007


I want a walrus.
posted by liquorice at 10:34 PM on June 14, 2007


teh suxors ASCII
posted by HyperBlue at 10:35 PM on June 14, 2007


Mini-me Whip It.
posted by priyatam at 10:35 PM on June 14, 2007


Boredom: Life in a "society" made by and for creatures who, when they are not grim and depressing are utter bores, can only be, when not grim and depressing, an utter bore.

This part is so not true.
posted by Methylviolet at 10:36 PM on June 14, 2007


                                                                    
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I'll give Cortex a backrub or something in exchange for the damages.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 10:37 PM on June 14, 2007 [2 favorites]


Holy shit, Ambrosia, that photo is awesome!
This post is awesome!
God, I love living on the other side of the world!
posted by Brittanie at 10:39 PM on June 14, 2007


Actually, I think this is a pretty good post.
posted by mr_roboto at 10:40 PM on June 14, 2007


gin up a macro

I love that phrase. I'm going to use it as often as I can.
posted by treepour at 10:41 PM on June 14, 2007


blink rots.
posted by Mblue at 10:41 PM on June 14, 2007


Abiezer's post makes me think Godzilla just showed up and made an attempted attack on the thread.

I also love that the hidden truth of metafilter is revealed - when it comes to discussion, only three things really matter: Paris Hilton jailed, hot girl with a pole vaulting pole, and Buckets.
posted by Peter H at 10:46 PM on June 14, 2007


It's a brand new day.
posted by donovan at 10:46 PM on June 14, 2007


Greetings!
My name is Martha Gimler, GAP's director of Customer Services. Many of you have probably heard of our recent marketing campaign that included an email tracking device that recorded how many people you sent a message to you and rewarded you in free GAP merchandise.

This has been a hugely popular program, but in an effort to reign in the expenses for this promotion we've changed it a bit. Now instead of winning boxes of finished merchandise for every seven people you forward this to, we will send you free of charge one of our hardworking seamstresses.
These workers only cost us 11 cents an hour and are able to put out hundreds of garments in just a couple of days.

We'll include a free training kit with tips on how to keep your worker busy and productive including proper methods for barring exits, erecting barb wire fences (just like our factories in Macao!) and how to write your own "shadow contract" that'll keep your worker from wasting time going to religious services, marrying or quitting. We're sure you'll be happy with this new campaign so start forwarding!

Thanks,

Martha Gimler
GAP Director of Customer Services
posted by muddylemon at 10:46 PM on June 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


And, y'know, so on.
posted by dersins at 10:46 PM on June 14, 2007


KALEVALA FTW!!!
posted by dersins at 10:47 PM on June 14, 2007


I guess the admins go to bed early...
posted by mrnutty at 10:51 PM on June 14, 2007


.
posted by C17H19NO3 at 10:52 PM on June 14, 2007


I think the admins are making a list.
posted by Durhey at 10:54 PM on June 14, 2007


moo.
posted by slater at 10:56 PM on June 14, 2007


ସର୍ବପ୍ରଥମେ ଆପଣଙ୍କ ନିକଟରେ ଗୋଟିଏ ୟୁନିକୋଡ ଭିତ୍ତିକ ଓଡ଼ିଆ ଅନ୍ତରାପୃଷ୍ଠ ଥିବା ଉଚିତ। ଏହା ମୁକ୍ତସଙ୍କେତ ହୋଇଥିବାରୁ ଏହାକୁ ଆପଣ ଇଣ୍ଟରନେଟରୁ ମାଗଣାରେ ପାଇପାରିବେ। ଆପଣ ଇଂରାଜୀ ୱିକିପୀଡିୟାକୁ ଅନୁବାଦ କରି କିମ୍ବା ନିକଟ ଅତୀତରେ ହୋଇଥିବା ଗୁରୁତ୍ବପୂର୍ଣ୍ଣ ଘଟଣା ମାନଙ୍କୁ ଯୋଗ କରି, ଓଡ଼ିଆ ୱିକିପୀଡାୟାକୁ ସମୃଦ୍ଧ କରିପାରିବେ। କୌଣସି ନୂତନ ପାଠ୍ଯ ଯୋଗ କରିବା ପୂର୍ବରୁ ଆପଣଙ୍କୁ ଏହା ଧ୍ଯାନ ରଖିବା ପାଇଁ ହେବ ଯେ, ଏହି ପୃଷ୍ଠାରେ ଅନ୍ଯ ବ୍ଯବହାରକାରୀ ମାନଙ୍କ ପାଇଁ ସମ୍ପାଦନର ସୁଯୋଗ ରହିବା ଉଚିତ। କୌଣସି ବିଷୟବସ୍ତୁର ସ୍ବତଃ ସଂରକ୍ଷଣ ୱିକିପୀଡିୟାର ନିୟମକୁ ଅବମାନନା କରିଥାଏ। ବ୍ଯବହାରକାରୀ ମାନେ କେବଳ ତାଙ୍କର ନିଜ ଲେଖାକ
posted by thethirdman at 10:57 PM on June 14, 2007


?
posted by krix at 11:01 PM on June 14, 2007


This thread has made me smarter.
posted by Industrial PhD at 11:02 PM on June 14, 2007


And checking it twice.
posted by stavrogin at 11:03 PM on June 14, 2007


Are the admins waiting for a WHAT. THE. FUCK. MATT?
posted by Foaf at 11:03 PM on June 14, 2007


"Als David moeste vluchten"

I did not! That's a filthy slander! I'll tell your MOMMY on you!

By the way, Citrusfreak12, was that your original fiction or what?
posted by davy at 11:12 PM on June 14, 2007


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