Comments on: im in ur weddin hittin on ur underage sister-in-law while drunk on antifreeze

im in ur weddin hittin on ur underage sister-in-law while drunk on antifreeze

Stynxno — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 12:45:35 -0800

By: ninjew

ninjew — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 12:48:48 -0800

LOLROBOTZ?

By: Malor

Malor — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 12:51:37 -0800

It's a slippery slope, man. Having robots perform marriage ceremonies looks all cute and high tech, but eventually, it'll require their permission.

By: ThePinkSuperhero

ThePinkSuperhero — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 12:54:24 -0800

HUAR!!!!!

By: Esoquo

Esoquo — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 12:58:27 -0800

Threatening the sanctity of marriage.

By: Artw

Artw — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 12:59:12 -0800

And here was me expecting a double of the south Korean killing-things robot.

By: Hlewagast

Hlewagast — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 13:11:44 -0800

Do you take this woman to be your lawfully-wedded wife? YOU HAVE FIFTEEN SECONDS TO COMPLY.

By: pupdog

pupdog — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 13:20:35 -0800

No ninjew, LOLBOTS...

By: loquacious

loquacious — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 13:40:41 -0800

That's not Johnny Five. Johnny Five had an innocent, childlike heart-warming pluckiness, articulated hands with opposable thumbs and KILLER FUCKING DEATH LASERS.

By: jefbla

jefbla — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 14:32:16 -0800

Weddings do not make him cry because he has no feelings.

By: empath

empath — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 15:07:17 -0800

He's moonlighting at Pixar apparently, too.

By: lostburner

lostburner — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 15:13:23 -0800

"After its marital duties, Tiro ... would be upgraded to perform various other functions" Once you've got a robot which can perform "marital duties", what more do you need from it?

By: sandking

sandking — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 15:30:11 -0800

Maybe in Korean culture, being wedded by the forest spirit or the river spirit is what they really want, and a robot-officiant is a half-step to an animist ideal?

By: Deep Dish

Deep Dish — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 15:49:22 -0800

Number 5 is alive?

By: Atreides

Atreides — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 16:13:14 -0800

Alas, no. No Number 5 in this post. Until now.

By: carsonb

carsonb — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 19:42:53 -0800

CHARLOTTE AMALIE, Virgin Islands - A newlywed South Korean couple were attacked by their robot servant on Saturday. Seok Gyeong-Jae said he was shocked when the robot he design burst through the door of their honeymoon suite bedroom, "Tiro was making a high-pitched screech that I'd never heard before, and seemed to be yelling something like 'NO DISASSEMBLE! NO DISASSEMBLE!'" Seok wrestled the robot into submission with the help of his wife, and after a short re-programming session honeymoon ceremonies continued—albeit with one more participant than expected. "This opens up a whole new market for my design," raved Seok.

By: Smedleyman

Smedleyman — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 20:16:45 -0800

You wouldn't let one marry your sister, would you?