You know, with unicrons, gay stereotypes, and Tom Cruise, you'd think you'd have more than enough ingredients to make something funny, but this comes out as a pointless unfunny paint by numbers attempt at "comedy". posted by mathowie at 1:49 PM on June 21, 2007
with unicrons, gay stereotypes, and Tom Cruise, you'd think you'd have more than enough ingredients to make something funny
The unicrons were overcooked, the gay stereotypes weren't fresh enough, and Tom Cruise is past his sell-by date. What this dish needs is Essence. BAM! Kick it up a notch. posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 1:56 PM on June 21, 2007
So wait, this is a trailer for the new Transformers movie? posted by hifiparasol at 3:00 PM on June 21, 2007
I didn't know unicorn liking was a gay stereotype? I thought that was a stereo type for lonely 13 year old girls? posted by tkchrist at 3:12 PM on June 21, 2007
I didn't know unicorn liking was a gay stereotype? I thought that was a stereo type for lonely 13 year old girls?
*Hides Lisa Frank paraphernalia* posted by Esoquo at 3:24 PM on June 21, 2007
What the ever living fuck was this? posted by empath at 3:32 PM on June 21, 2007
I love unicorns too, but only when served with red wine and salad on the side. posted by quin at 3:32 PM on June 21, 2007
Why do they call them unicorns? Shouldn't it be unihorns? posted by fungible at 5:30 PM on June 21, 2007
Has Chris Crocker branched out into animation? posted by needs more cowbell at 5:39 PM on June 21, 2007
Has Chris Crocker branched out into animation?
No, but he has a new video in honor of this weekend's Seattle Gay Pride (as part of Seattle's The Stranger's coverage of the week's festivities. posted by ericb at 6:10 PM on June 21, 2007
Wow, that was really gay. posted by Nelson at 6:50 PM on June 21, 2007
Jawn...oh my god. That was awesome. Much better than Unicorn Planet, indeed. Poor Charlie. posted by emjaybee at 7:34 PM on June 21, 2007
Um, are boba drinks considered gay nowadays? posted by arianell at 8:43 PM on June 21, 2007
"If you polish a unicorn's horn long enough, it gives you magical unicorn mayonnaise. That's what I used to make these sandwiches."
Alright, I'm choking out food all over the place right now. posted by humannaire at 8:50 PM on June 21, 2007
Dios, that was fabulous. Nearly sprayed coffee all over, at the end. :-))
The original post, no. Not funny posted by Goofyy at 10:59 PM on June 21, 2007
Fungible: It's from the latin Cornus (as in Cornucopia - horn of plenty, also Greek Konos) and from which we also derive cone. And besides, unihorn means something quite different - namely lust at the expense of other lusts, e.g., "Tom Cruise has a unihorn for assless chaps".
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