HELLO KITTY HELL

June 23, 2007 8:37 PM

HELLO KITTY HELL
posted by loquacious (35 comments total)

They say, these days, if you want to be successful blogging you need to pick a subject and dominate it. Looks like this guy has found a niche. (gag)
posted by Steven C. Den Beste at 8:41 PM on June 23, 2007

I'm speechless.
posted by ColdChef at 8:43 PM on June 23, 2007

The Misadventures of Hello Cthulhu.
posted by porpoise at 8:53 PM on June 23, 2007

I actually always loved this site, probably because I also love Hello Kitty. It's just amusing to hear this husband's point of view and at the same time marvel at all the things his lucky wife gets to bring home or wish for.
posted by cmgonzalez at 9:00 PM on June 23, 2007

Those Hello Kitty flowers are creepy!
posted by daninnj at 9:05 PM on June 23, 2007

Those Hello Kitty flowers are creepy!

Ha, I think they're adorable. I just sent my boyfriend the link and half jokingly asked for some.
posted by cmgonzalez at 9:15 PM on June 23, 2007

IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF HELLO KITTY THERE IS ONLY WAR
posted by joeblough at 9:15 PM on June 23, 2007

He forgot the Hello Kitty vibrators
posted by brujita at 9:19 PM on June 23, 2007

Those Hello Kitty flowers are creepy!

Ha, I think they're adorable. I just sent my boyfriend the link and half jokingly asked for some.

You mean some flowers? Or just, y'know... some.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 9:25 PM on June 23, 2007

He forgot the Hello Kitty vibrators

No he didn't. Personally, my brain exploded at the banana covers. Or the boy's briefs, I can't remember. It all hurts too much.
posted by maryh at 9:28 PM on June 23, 2007

Evil kitties.
posted by Mblue at 9:39 PM on June 23, 2007

I can't imagine why that dog ran away...
posted by rollbiz at 9:41 PM on June 23, 2007 [2 favorites]

HELLO KITTY HELL HEAVEN

Fixed that for you.

/melts
posted by chrismear at 9:41 PM on June 23, 2007

and i bet you thought we won

Sailors' excitement and curiosity is increasing as the opening day for The Mall at Pearl Harbor is almost here.

(...)

Special character appearances include Hello Kitty, the M&Ms characters, the Pillsbury Dough Boy and Mr. Peanut.
posted by pyramid termite at 9:42 PM on June 23, 2007

Special character appearances include Hello Kitty, the M&Ms characters, the Pillsbury Dough Boy and Mr. Peanut.

They are overseen by the boss.
posted by Mblue at 9:52 PM on June 23, 2007

OH HAI!

IM IN UR NON-LOLZ FELINE THREADS
RAPPIN TO DA BEETZ OF
DO!
NOT!
WANT!


BREAKZ IT DOWNS
posted by WolfDaddy at 10:05 PM on June 23, 2007 [2 favorites]

MOAR!
posted by Mblue at 10:06 PM on June 23, 2007

Yay kitties!
posted by Artw at 10:33 PM on June 23, 2007

I have a theory that if it exists, there is a Hello Kitty incarnation of it.

This blog merely helps document it all.
posted by champthom at 11:10 PM on June 23, 2007

Thank you. This made my shitty day much better.
posted by k8t at 11:17 PM on June 23, 2007

Hello NRA!

This made my shitty day much better.
Hello Shitty?
posted by lekvar at 12:37 AM on June 24, 2007 [2 favorites]

That personality test was... surreal.
posted by Many bubbles at 12:46 AM on June 24, 2007

The personality test is excellent! Mainly cuz it gave me a very favorable evaluation.
posted by wsg at 1:13 AM on June 24, 2007

I love the personality test: "Your care is at the most appropriate level." I feel so healthy now.

This morning, I bought a "ninniku version" hello kitty thingie for my phone, but now I think the little garlic shaped kitties are disturbing rather than cute.
posted by betweenthebars at 5:05 AM on June 24, 2007

The worst so far? The worst so far...!

And lest we forget: Hello Kitty Air (Warning--contains streaming banjo)
posted by hexatron at 6:22 AM on June 24, 2007

eh, Miffy is a bazillion times cooler than Hello Kitty.
posted by Lucinda at 8:27 AM on June 24, 2007

I'm a caring, sensitive person, and I scored a D on the personality test.

Hello Kitty is the spawn of Satan.
posted by misha at 8:47 AM on June 24, 2007

The Hello Kitty menstrual pads are pretty bad, but I find the tooth-caps unbelievable. Actually, I find it all pretty unbelievable.

Even though she's not a big Hello Kitty fan, Mrs. Slack once made a Hello Kitty Cream cheese spread for a party.
posted by Slack-a-gogo at 10:25 AM on June 24, 2007

"Basically, you don't really like the act of caring. You must have some intention when you show your care. For example, you want others to notice you, want to get a better position at work...etc. You only care for these reason. "However, since your care usually is very different from how you act normally, others can easily tell that you want something else. If you really want to achieve the best result, it's best to try it on someone that you've just met."
posted by cj_ at 10:32 AM on June 24, 2007

Nothing I've seen is as terrifying as the Hello Kitty fan, with pitiful 'help me' wave and those sad eyes on that hideous grill-face.
posted by liquidindian at 11:07 AM on June 24, 2007

Personally, I welcome our Hello Kitty overlords.
posted by nax at 1:29 PM on June 24, 2007

mefi for life brosetta
posted by vronsky at 2:01 PM on June 24, 2007

This Hello Kitty, it vibrates?

ADMIN KITTY PLEZ HOPE ME!

stop me before i post again! it's the stray dogs in my neighborhood! they tell me when to post...
posted by ZachsMind at 4:36 PM on June 24, 2007

LoLspiders never caught on...
posted by ZachsMind at 6:14 PM on June 24, 2007

I love this link. I do.
posted by etoile at 7:54 PM on June 25, 2007