Lost Nintendo sex ed tape

June 28, 2007 7:14 PM

You need a trip to Nintendoland for a crash course in knowledge! NSFW
posted by rxrfrx (14 comments total)

Interesting, but the youtube description claims that it's real. It's too over the top to even raise the question.
posted by puke & cry at 7:28 PM on June 28, 2007

I bet Cory Doctorow could have done a better.
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 7:30 PM on June 28, 2007

.....WHY
posted by tehloki at 7:35 PM on June 28, 2007

What exactly "a better" is, and how exactly Cory would do it, I leave to the imaginations of my readers.
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 7:41 PM on June 28, 2007

Well, the beginning live action bit is from Captain N. Over all well done. Lugi speaking in plain, clear English made me lol.
posted by wfrgms at 7:43 PM on June 28, 2007

via YouTube
hell yea this is fake. and when the "egg" hatched for a baby being born, it showed baby mario and yoshi witch wasnt out back then.

d00d totally
posted by graventy at 7:55 PM on June 28, 2007

Fake or real... it's still quite possibly the greatest thing ever made.

Mario's 'stache is pubic hair!
posted by purephase at 8:30 PM on June 28, 2007

Metafilter: SAFE SEX = SAFE LANDING
posted by piratebowling at 9:07 PM on June 28, 2007

Meh. I've seen much better sex ed parody videos on youtube.
posted by delmoi at 10:29 PM on June 28, 2007

Not shabby, except they missed the obvious gag whereupon the Super Mario power-up sound effect plays whenever Jimmy gets an awkward pubescent errection.
posted by Skwirl at 11:25 PM on June 28, 2007

Obligatory "Mario looks like Ron Jeremy" comment.
posted by Mcable at 4:58 AM on June 29, 2007

Umm... actually it was obviously fake because one of the sound effects they had was from when you get a Chaos Emerald in Sonic the Hedgehog - A SEGA GAME.

And what is this 'sex', you speak of?
posted by RokkitNite at 6:46 AM on June 29, 2007

That's a good question, rokkitnite. It's like this. When an Italian Plumber and a Peach Princess love each other very very much, the Plumber carries his Super Mushroom into the Princess's Castle, and they both become very very happy.
posted by notyou at 8:01 AM on June 29, 2007

Sperm sure is scary.
posted by The Monkey at 4:32 AM on June 30, 2007