Comments on: Lost Nintendo sex ed tape

Lost Nintendo sex ed tape

rxrfrx — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 19:14:55 -0800

You need a trip to Nintendoland for a crash course in knowledge! NSFW

By: puke & cry

puke & cry — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 19:28:58 -0800

Interesting, but the youtube description claims that it's real. It's too over the top to even raise the question.

By: Mr.Encyclopedia

Mr.Encyclopedia — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 19:30:08 -0800

I bet Cory Doctorow could have done a better.

By: tehloki

tehloki — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 19:35:33 -0800

.....WHY

By: Mr.Encyclopedia

Mr.Encyclopedia — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 19:41:49 -0800

What exactly "a better" is, and how exactly Cory would do it, I leave to the imaginations of my readers.

By: wfrgms

wfrgms — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 19:43:02 -0800

Well, the beginning live action bit is from Captain N. Over all well done. Lugi speaking in plain, clear English made me lol.

By: graventy

graventy — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 19:55:24 -0800

via YouTube hell yea this is fake. and when the "egg" hatched for a baby being born, it showed baby mario and yoshi witch wasnt out back then. d00d totally

By: purephase

purephase — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:30:15 -0800

Fake or real... it's still quite possibly the greatest thing ever made. Mario's 'stache is pubic hair!

By: piratebowling

piratebowling — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 21:07:08 -0800

Metafilter: SAFE SEX = SAFE LANDING

By: delmoi

delmoi — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 22:29:30 -0800

Meh. I've seen much better sex ed parody videos on youtube.

By: Skwirl

Skwirl — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 23:25:40 -0800

Not shabby, except they missed the obvious gag whereupon the Super Mario power-up sound effect plays whenever Jimmy gets an awkward pubescent errection.

By: Mcable

Mcable — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 04:58:57 -0800

Obligatory "Mario looks like Ron Jeremy" comment.

By: RokkitNite

RokkitNite — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 06:46:38 -0800

Umm... actually it was obviously fake because one of the sound effects they had was from when you get a Chaos Emerald in Sonic the Hedgehog - A SEGA GAME. And what is this 'sex', you speak of?

By: notyou

notyou — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 08:01:25 -0800

That's a good question, rokkitnite. It's like this. When an Italian Plumber and a Peach Princess love each other very very much, the Plumber carries his Super Mushroom into the Princess's Castle, and they both become very very happy.

By: The Monkey

The Monkey — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 04:32:44 -0800

Sperm sure is scary.