Lets Make Baby Trees

July 5, 2007 10:13 AM

Impale It With Mr Carrot! Our Masters Will Be So Proud!
posted by Stynxno (20 comments total)

via dios
posted by Stynxno at 10:14 AM on July 5, 2007

I'll never look at a canteloupe the same way again.
posted by drhydro at 10:16 AM on July 5, 2007

I'm not sure why I think that's so funny, but I do.
posted by amro at 10:19 AM on July 5, 2007

/me wipes pedosmile off his face
posted by dios at 10:22 AM on July 5, 2007

"Just crawl into my mouth opening"

For using no obscenities, this sounds really vulgar.

I think I will need to say it at work. A lot.
posted by quin at 10:47 AM on July 5, 2007

Did anyone else hear the apples speaking with Southie accents?
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 10:56 AM on July 5, 2007

This was disturbing and hysterical. I was actually taken aback when [SPOILER]the green pepper ate the baby tomatoes. [/SPOILER]
posted by headspace at 10:57 AM on July 5, 2007

That guy has lots of good stuff. Also check out deadly contrails: you're dying and I'm not.
posted by yhbc at 11:04 AM on July 5, 2007

And yet, where were the gourds?
posted by misha at 11:05 AM on July 5, 2007 [1 favorite]

Well, this is going to make my CSA handout a lot more funny today.
posted by cobaltnine at 11:09 AM on July 5, 2007

/grabs Sharpie, heads to produce market

funny stuff..... one of those "its so simple and easy, why didn't I think to do that"... then I realize I'm not that smart and get sad.
posted by HuronBob at 11:15 AM on July 5, 2007

Looks like most of the faces are, um, CGI*, except for the mangled banana corpse in the last frame. I wonder if he tried a Sharpie, but it just didn't work very well? (cuz it seems like a more appropriate solution...)

* By "CGI", I mean "MS Paint".
posted by LordSludge at 11:34 AM on July 5, 2007

Now I know what the little feller in "Calvin and Hobbes" did when he grew up.
posted by konolia at 12:01 PM on July 5, 2007

I approve of this post and everything it stands for.
posted by Greg Nog at 12:02 PM on July 5, 2007

Fruity goodness.
posted by caddis at 12:26 PM on July 5, 2007

Damned ripe stuff. I loves me some violent fruit.
posted by dbiedny at 1:22 PM on July 5, 2007

I like the Charlie Brownesque expressions on the peaches.

Similar, except (rather unfortunately) more punny:

http://www.chocolatesuze.com/2007/06/25/violent-veg
posted by IcyJuly at 1:23 PM on July 5, 2007

image: tubgirl
posted by caddis at 1:39 PM on July 5, 2007

The shot of the cat holding the sign in the deadly contrails one is pure gold. Cats are so good at utter contempt.
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 6:25 PM on July 5, 2007

Fuckin' stoner.
posted by metasonix at 7:53 PM on July 5, 2007