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July 6, 2007 1:54 PM

LOLMETAL
posted by dame (70 comments total)

Haaaaaaaaaaaahahahah!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 1:55 PM on July 6, 2007 [1 favorite]

I love it. If this gets deleted I'm going to MeTa(l) it right away.
posted by Mister_A at 1:57 PM on July 6, 2007 [1 favorite]

This is the best example of LOLX I've seen yet.

Oh man. :)
posted by utsutsu at 2:06 PM on July 6, 2007

What TPS said. If only Rock and Roll Confidential had gone this route...
posted by sciurus at 2:06 PM on July 6, 2007

I love this.
The meme has life in it yet.
I lol'd.
posted by Methylviolet at 2:08 PM on July 6, 2007

I swear I've seen this before, but maybe not... Great anyway!
posted by blaneyphoto at 2:10 PM on July 6, 2007

not as funny as this.
posted by delmoi at 2:11 PM on July 6, 2007

\m/ \m/
posted by psmealey at 2:11 PM on July 6, 2007 [4 favorites]

I thought* it was pretty "meh" until I saw this one, and it's not really a LOL-style macro.

*not a critique of the post
posted by lekvar at 2:16 PM on July 6, 2007

Most not-sarcastically the best of the web, full-stop.

Thank you, kind madam.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 2:18 PM on July 6, 2007

lol belong to cats and cats alone.
posted by Stynxno at 2:18 PM on July 6, 2007

also butts.
posted by Stynxno at 2:19 PM on July 6, 2007

I don't usually like this meme, but even I laughed (out loud, literally). My wife didn't get it.
posted by chuckdarwin at 2:19 PM on July 6, 2007

*snort*
posted by Skorgu at 2:22 PM on July 6, 2007

I can not believe this didn't happen earlier.
posted by 2or3whiskeysodas at 2:23 PM on July 6, 2007

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I needed that. Thanks.
posted by jokeefe at 2:23 PM on July 6, 2007

I feel compelled to note, however, that the correct apellation is "mah buckit", not "my bucket".
posted by jokeefe at 2:25 PM on July 6, 2007 [2 favorites]

This is going to present the mods with quite a conundrum. LOLBLINDGUY is axed. LOLXIANS is axed.

Can it be that metal bands are the last group on earth so disenfranshised that LOLMETAL stays?
posted by googly at 2:27 PM on July 6, 2007

This post rules the stygian darkness with a big bloody scythe held by a very serious kitten.
posted by melissa may at 2:29 PM on July 6, 2007 [6 favorites]

I find it hard to believe that there isn't a King Diamond picture with him eating a kitten, but I guess there isn't one out there. Although my search brought old ad, which is not lol-y, but a bit disturbing in the way that King Diamond eating a kitten would be.

Thanks for the lolmetal.
posted by sleepy pete at 2:30 PM on July 6, 2007 [1 favorite]

hmm, an old ad. There, fixed that for me.
posted by sleepy pete at 2:31 PM on July 6, 2007

im in ur frut pickin lo-hangin 1s
posted by Wolfdog at 2:31 PM on July 6, 2007 [4 favorites]

Teeheehee!
posted by taosbat at 2:34 PM on July 6, 2007

I have nothing to add to this thread than.... hahahahaha! This was great - thanks!
posted by goo at 2:41 PM on July 6, 2007

has we dun LOLWRASSLIN yet?
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 2:44 PM on July 6, 2007

What the, am I the only person who didn't like it?!
posted by BlackLeotardFront at 2:48 PM on July 6, 2007

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
posted by solistrato at 3:01 PM on July 6, 2007

I almost laughed once. I'm waiting for someone to do LOLNAZIS. I think that one has great potential.
posted by strangeleftydoublethink at 3:03 PM on July 6, 2007

Anyone else getting tired of this meme yet?
posted by Effigy2000 at 3:03 PM on July 6, 2007

This is awesome, but where's the one where the guy's dick has popped out of his jeans onstage? (sadly, I can't seem to find it right now...)
posted by equalpants at 3:04 PM on July 6, 2007

Sometimes you just need a little Best of the Silly, and this is one of those times. My dogs are giving me worried looks because I keep snickering over INVISIBLE HEADFONEZ.
posted by FelliniBlank at 3:04 PM on July 6, 2007

LOLNAZIS
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 3:05 PM on July 6, 2007

lekvar, that's the one that got me. Oh, and this one on the Reader Submission page.
posted by LeeJay at 3:27 PM on July 6, 2007

Kittens and metal bands have a lot in common. They both try to be so serious in their pictures, and yet the pictures just scream for silly, mispelled captions.

Thanks for posting this.
posted by melissa at 3:41 PM on July 6, 2007

You know when you work with that one guy who keeps using the same bit over and over again and never has any new material?

How is this different?
posted by Nabubrush at 3:41 PM on July 6, 2007

I'm waiting for someone to do LOLNAZIS. I think that one has great potential.

I'm waiting for LOLPOLITICIANS. I think it will be eerily apt.
posted by effwerd at 3:44 PM on July 6, 2007 [1 favorite]

LOLPRESIDENT
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 3:49 PM on July 6, 2007

Death to False Metal!
posted by jonmc at 4:00 PM on July 6, 2007

"This is awesome, but where's the one where the guy's dick has popped out of his jeans onstage? (sadly, I can't seem to find it right now...)"

You mean this one? (NSFW)

FYI, the correct search term would be rock out with your cock out
posted by mr_crash_davis at 4:08 PM on July 6, 2007

OMG ROFLMAO.

Sorry guys, I love this meme.
posted by maggiemaggie at 4:09 PM on July 6, 2007

Ah, that's the one--thanks!
posted by equalpants at 4:12 PM on July 6, 2007

TRUE BLACK CHRISTRAPING KOCHEN IST KRIEG
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 4:12 PM on July 6, 2007 [1 favorite]

LOLKILLERS
posted by jack_mo at 4:24 PM on July 6, 2007

I wanted to hate this. I wanted to snark and be all "OMFG ENOUGH WITH THIS LOL____ MEME."

But y'know what. It was funny. I really enjoyed it. I even laughed. Out loud!

...just don't do it again.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 4:26 PM on July 6, 2007

That was fuckin' metal!
posted by quin at 4:27 PM on July 6, 2007

I prefer my random objects ninvisible, thank you.
posted by cobaltnine at 4:31 PM on July 6, 2007

Jack_mo, you may enjoy this clip of Pulp's Me Oh Myra (about 50 seconds in).
posted by Lentrohamsanin at 4:51 PM on July 6, 2007

Jesus Christ someone KILL THIS MEME.
posted by disclaimer at 4:52 PM on July 6, 2007

I laughed and I've seen a lot of LOL.

I think it's the juiciness of the target...
posted by lupus_yonderboy at 4:56 PM on July 6, 2007

Yeah, it's getting old, but I still can't resist, and Invisible Sandwich is inspired.
posted by mkultra at 5:08 PM on July 6, 2007

LOLNAZIs was actually very funny and tasteful -- the last drop of urine on the grave of Hitler.
posted by lupus_yonderboy at 5:28 PM on July 6, 2007

YUO HAS LOLGOTH?
YAS I HAS LOLGOTH!
posted by boo_radley at 5:31 PM on July 6, 2007

(especially ROBOT VAGINA.)
posted by boo_radley at 5:33 PM on July 6, 2007

Still more proof that DeathTongue was way ahead of its time.

How in the hell do you make that umlaut thing over the "o"? I can never figure that shit out.
posted by yhbc at 5:37 PM on July 6, 2007

I'm waiting for someone to do LOLNAZIS.

A classic (didn't see it in florence henderson's link).
posted by good in a vacuum at 5:58 PM on July 6, 2007 [1 favorite]

that was the bestest!!!!
posted by k8t at 6:08 PM on July 6, 2007

I knew I'd seen some of these before...

TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS OF ALL TIME
posted by Bugg at 6:29 PM on July 6, 2007 [1 favorite]

Um, there's apparently an ad to click through...
posted by Bugg at 6:31 PM on July 6, 2007

I'm sorry haterz, but no, this meme will never stop being funny. It has endless mutations of lolsome.
posted by dame at 7:16 PM on July 6, 2007

Bugg, that was really, really funny.
Calling people or things gay as if that were a bad thing = not funny, bigotry. Bad. Frowny face.
Calling metal musicians gay (as if that were a bad thing) = Oh my god, how I lol'd. Why is this a special case, I don't know. I am a terrible person.
posted by Methylviolet at 7:24 PM on July 6, 2007

I can has shark pls? jmpd now. okthxbai
posted by robla at 8:57 PM on July 6, 2007

These pictures have been captioned to death over the last five years on every metal board under the sun. But I guess if this is the first time you're seeing a captioned picture of Immortal it's pretty funny.
posted by The Straightener at 9:02 PM on July 6, 2007

These pictures have been captioned to death over the last five years on every metal board under the sun. But I guess if this is the first time you're seeing a captioned picture of Immortal it's pretty funny.
posted by The Straightener

Fucking Burnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnn. Buuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
(said in Napalm-Death-Cookie-Monster Voice. Or maybe Godflesh. Whatever you want to do 10 to 20 years after.)
posted by sleepy pete at 10:56 PM on July 6, 2007

Immortal can never be mocked enough. This fact and this fact alone saves this thread.
posted by Jilder at 3:24 AM on July 7, 2007

This made coffee come out of my nose. Great post. Messy keyboard.
posted by the_very_hungry_caterpillar at 3:52 AM on July 7, 2007

robla: complete and utter genius. Jesus wept, er, lol'd.
posted by FelliniBlank at 5:24 AM on July 7, 2007

The one with the fork handles makes it worth the click.
posted by pracowity at 6:47 AM on July 7, 2007

I wonder how many of these bands are comprised of librarians?
posted by davy at 7:32 AM on July 7, 2007

"im in yr forest pretendin to be ebbil. Rarrrrr"

hysterical
posted by jason's_planet at 7:55 AM on July 7, 2007

On metal you will not lol unless you want me to eat your soul.
posted by sleepy pete at 12:42 AM on July 8, 2007