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July 9, 2007 7:49 PM   Subscribe

The roadbag (here in the original language). German engineering meets the Stadium Pal. Harnessing the latest in hydrogel water-storing colloidal matrix, this is clearly a stream dream-come-true for sports fans, long-haul truckers and gold farmers. I bet that David Sedaris would probably much happier with this new and improved version. [via]
posted by scblackman (10 comments total)

 
What a bargain at 3 for 4 Euros.
posted by scblackman at 7:50 PM on July 9, 2007


How the hell do I shit in that?
posted by mattoxic at 7:57 PM on July 9, 2007 [1 favorite]


Thus it functions.

For clean hands after urination roadbag® a refresher pad is attached to everyone. A completely clean thing.

Join in, kids! Submit your favorite mistranslation!
posted by suckerpunch at 8:07 PM on July 9, 2007


"Trucker Bombs".
posted by Tube at 8:15 PM on July 9, 2007


Bad translations piss me off
posted by SteveTheRed at 8:20 PM on July 9, 2007


The cylinder is 5.5 cm? Sorry. Not gonna cut it.
posted by Baby_Balrog at 8:30 PM on July 9, 2007


Baby_Balrog writes 'The cylinder is 5.5 cm? Sorry. Not gonna cut it.'

It's a Roadbag, not a Fleshlight, BB. You just nestle the tip up against the opening -- there's no need to put the whole shaft in! And out! And in! And out!

Ohmigod that hydrogel feels sooooooo fine....!
posted by PeterMcDermott at 9:18 PM on July 9, 2007 [3 favorites]


Please, export this product to South Africa. Now. It is difficult to impossible, at times, to find a safe place to stop to pee, where stopping is to risk hijacking at gunpoint (or worse).

OTH: The capacity is not sufficient for my economy-size bladder, which, when needed, can hold over a liter (which I discovered one time when I had to measure it in hospital).
posted by Goofyy at 10:59 PM on July 9, 2007


Snarkless comment: my parapalegic friend had something like this years ago. Isn't it basically like the catheter bag which every hospital on Earth has had since about 1890?
posted by chuckdarwin at 1:51 AM on July 10, 2007


Snarkless comment: my parapalegic friend had something like this years ago. Isn't it basically like the catheter bag which every hospital on Earth has had since about 1890?

There's no bag, it uses an absorbent material (apparently polymer crystals) to soak up the urine.
posted by !Jim at 12:47 PM on July 10, 2007


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