Comments on: Titties and Beer

Titties and Beer

Stynxno — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:21:29 -0800

Jingle Jugs

By: watsondog

watsondog — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:23:51 -0800

What the....

By: fleetmouse

fleetmouse — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:24:11 -0800

These jugs, they vibrate?

By: googly

googly — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:27:03 -0800

Bust of the web?

By: jkaczor

jkaczor — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:27:38 -0800

definately "fleet" for the win.

By: yohko

yohko — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:28:04 -0800

For the man who wants to make a statement with his living room decor.

By: Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:28:13 -0800

At last!

By: ZachsMind

ZachsMind — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:32:03 -0800

Is this NSFW? Cuz the name alone has got me- ...I'll just check it in a few hours. =)

By: Ironmouth

Ironmouth — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:32:57 -0800

Love the fake "Living in Stereo" song as part of the Fast Times at Ridgemont High bit.

By: tristeza

tristeza — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:33:40 -0800

A.w.e.s.o.m.e!

By: inconsequentialist

inconsequentialist — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:34:55 -0800

The one millionth comment and four posts about breasts today!

By: Oddly

Oddly — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:35:37 -0800

Weiss Wack.

By: namespan

namespan — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:36:46 -0800

So... which, if placed on full display in a living room, would ruin a guy's datability longer: (a) one of these, or (b) a full set of advanced dungeons and dragons rulebooks?

By: L. Fitzgerald Sjoberg

L. Fitzgerald Sjoberg — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:39:38 -0800

A full set of AD&D rulebooks would take up most of the living room, so I'm going to go with b.

By: billysumday

billysumday — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:39:39 -0800

Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.

By: user92371

user92371 — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:41:36 -0800

From the FAQ: Rodney Carrington [the apparent inventor of "Jingle Jugs"] is a stand-up comic and comic country musician. He was the star of the ABC television sitcom "Rodney," and has released six studio albums and one live album, totaling millions of sold copies. Rodney's "Greatest Hits" album recently went Gold on Capitol Records (250,000 sales). ---- With the good Lord as my witness, I can tell you that nothing is funnier than disembodied audio-animatronic sound-activated fake female mammary glands. Nothing. I bought two and one 'em starts up and the other gets a'goin' and then teh first one takes a-notice of the second one and they just don't stop, go right through the night, there, yep. Gonna youtuber it.

By: bluevelvetelvis

bluevelvetelvis — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:41:57 -0800

Send A Rack to Iraq has to be one of the amazing promotions ever. Someone could write a thesis on that alone.

By: dobbs

dobbs — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:47:25 -0800

At least the advertisements are true. Women would walk away from any moron who had these.

By: The Bridge on the River Kai Ryssdal

The Bridge on the River Kai Ryssdal — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:47:40 -0800

I'm having trouble figuring out which is more repetitive, the, uh, jingle or Avril's song.

By: hydrophonic

hydrophonic — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:49:57 -0800

Just be careful. It's a slippery slope from hanging this on the wall of your den to buying clothes and makeup for your Real Doll.

By: eyeballkid

eyeballkid — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:51:33 -0800

So will Dee's Nuts now automate production?

By: snsranch

snsranch — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:52:24 -0800

Dood. On the "rack to iraq" thing, he didn't even change his voice to sound like different truckers. This is the SUXORS!!!11!! For $49.99, those fuckers should at least be facing in the same direction. How about $25, for the googly titties? Do they even talk back when ya squeeze 'em, like Bill the talkin' Bass?

By: tremspeed

tremspeed — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:53:54 -0800

you know, cool. i always hated improvising with Billy Bigmouth Bass.

By: watsondog

watsondog — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:55:14 -0800

So... which, if placed on full display in a living room, would ruin a guy's datability longer: (a) one of these, or (b) a full set of advanced dungeons and dragons rulebooks? (a) says "I love disembodied female body parts!", which might not be the best message to send. Also, some straight women are interested in (b).

By: Kraftmatic Adjustable Cheese

Kraftmatic Adjustable Cheese — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:56:05 -0800

Without jugs there is no paradise.

By: louche mustachio

louche mustachio — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 20:00:42 -0800

No thanks, I've already got some. They don't play music, though.

By: Alvy Ampersand

Alvy Ampersand — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 20:05:13 -0800

I know a kid who'd love one of those.

By: katillathehun

katillathehun — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 20:07:38 -0800

Pepsi Boob?

By: cerebus19

cerebus19 — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 20:14:49 -0800

Gives a whole new meaning to "trophy wife."

By: Kattullus

Kattullus — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 20:17:17 -0800

Dood. On the "rack to iraq" thing, he didn't even change his voice to sound like different truckers. This is the SUXORS!!!11!! Did you just say C. W. McCall suxors? You better take that back or someone's gonna drive a Mac truck up your heinie. He's the most gloriously authentic created-by-an-ad-agency country music legend!

By: b1tr0t

b1tr0t — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 20:18:02 -0800

I predict that these will be the Nerf of Web 2.0 companies.

By: b1tr0t

b1tr0t — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 20:18:12 -0800

s/of/for/

By: UbuRoivas

UbuRoivas — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 20:18:18 -0800

So this is how Wonder Woman lost her bosom?

By: liam

liam — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 20:18:56 -0800

Pepsi Boob? Apparently we've moved on to Pabst Boob Rhythm.

By: pmbuko

pmbuko — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 20:21:06 -0800

bra-wesome!

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 20:30:11 -0800

Thank God I ain't queer.

By: quin

quin — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 20:32:56 -0800

When I am on the stand, accused of crimes against humanity, I am going to point to things like this and say; "You show me a humanity that creates disembodied dancing tits, and I'll show you a humanity that needs to die in fire." I will, of course, be found not guilty by reason of having good common-fucking-sense.

By: Burhanistan

Burhanistan — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 20:37:42 -0800

Now, would a set of male gonads peeking out from a thong and tumescing and detmescing to music sell as well?

By: emelenjr

emelenjr — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 20:40:22 -0800

I gotta get a pair of those for my Real Doll. What?

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 20:40:39 -0800

Now, would a set of male gonads peeking out from a thong and tumescing and detmescing to music sell as well? Who'd have the balls to make such a thing?

By: rcavett

rcavett — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 20:52:51 -0800

Well, maybe they could use this song. Maybe you could hang them on the same wall.

By: dirtynumbangelboy

dirtynumbangelboy — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 20:55:42 -0800

I was expecting boobies synchronized to Christmas songs. I was sorely disappointed.

By: Burhanistan

Burhanistan — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 20:56:35 -0800

Probably better suited to a Peaches song.

By: frobozz

frobozz — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 21:25:44 -0800

Now, would a set of male gonads peeking out from a thong and tumescing and detmescing to music sell as well? Well, I did once see a pair swinging in the wind in front of me as I cruised down the road. I don't know if they were making music or not.

By: Burhanistan

Burhanistan — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 21:27:20 -0800

Those are put on by truck trailer rental companies. They are a safety device that make a high pitched whistling sound if you exceed 55 MPH.

By: frobozz

frobozz — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 21:39:21 -0800

So they do make music! Although that wouldn't explain the ones I considered linking to that light up whenever you press the break...

By: Burhanistan

Burhanistan — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 21:45:07 -0800

Ah, the light up version will get you a 15% discount on your car insurance.

By: hadjiboy

hadjiboy — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 23:25:50 -0800

They've got a Send A Rack To Iraq link. I find that hilarious.

By: hadjiboy

hadjiboy — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 23:28:32 -0800

That thing is really freaking me out. It's like the nipples are shooting bullets or something, which would be ideal if they were shipped to Iraq.

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 23:35:07 -0800

Classy.

By: elpapacito

elpapacito — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 01:49:42 -0800

That's epokitschsterycal.

By: Civil_Disobedient

Civil_Disobedient — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 01:54:52 -0800

Just one size? A serious oversight.

By: pax digita

pax digita — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 02:39:13 -0800

"There's one thing Daddy likes, and that's titties and beer." You're such a dumbass that you can't count any higher than that? Thpbbbt. Oh, and what dirtynumbangelboy said. I wanted a bra decorated with jingling harness bells, dammit!

By: malaprohibita

malaprohibita — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 04:25:05 -0800

Available soon at a Borders Bookstore near you! not really, just channeling the days when Borders sold the singing fish. jumping the shark, indeed.

By: googly

googly — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 06:19:29 -0800

snsranch: How about $25, for the googly titties? Um, no. They're not for sale.

By: Lentrohamsanin

Lentrohamsanin — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 06:24:31 -0800

not really, just channeling the days when Borders sold the singing fish. jumping the shark, indeed. In fairness, those were bought in the days when we uh, that company owned a novelty toy store chain called "All Wound Up". Rarely has a store had a more prophetic name.

By: cerebus19

cerebus19 — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 06:53:10 -0800

So, I've been keeping abreast of this discussion, but I really think that now it's been milked for all it's worth. Soon it will just be a mammary.

By: sluglicker

sluglicker — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 06:58:51 -0800

Wow! This sure beats the hell out of all those YouTube posts that have been deleted. I feel like a 14 year-old again!

By: rokusan

rokusan — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 07:04:34 -0800

Where's the accessories? Sparklers, please.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 07:21:38 -0800

Women would walk away from any moron who had these. Unless they all possessed a sense of humor.

By: hydrophonic

hydrophonic — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 09:34:58 -0800

Yes. A very subtle, nuanced sense of humor.

By: Frasermoo

Frasermoo — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 16:05:29 -0800

Yes, but will they blend?

By: machaus

machaus — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 05:46:51 -0800

It's a good thing that this wasn't around when David Chase wrote the Sopranos food poisoning dream episode.