To Boldly Go . . .

July 12, 2007 9:08 AM

Star Trek as you’ve never seen it. In a clever, terribly NSFW voice-over parody of Star Trek, Star Hood Trek takes the crew of the Enterprise to . . . well, it's NSFW. But Spock falls in love, Kirk shows himself to be an insufferable martinet, and Bones, well, Bones just wants the tang. Eight part series: Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, and Part 8. Also, you'd think in the 24th century, they'd have a cure for mono . . . .
posted by John of Michigan (40 comments total)

Well, I'm sure it would have been funny had I been able to determine what any of them were saying...
posted by Samizdata at 9:31 AM on July 12, 2007

I don't know. I could only get like 20 seconds into that before bailing. That shit is all kinds of lame.
posted by willnot at 9:33 AM on July 12, 2007

I don't know what to say. It's like: Stupid, stupid, incomprehensible, not funny, stupid, what did he just say, stupid, stupid, and then, maybe once every two minutes, crazy funny.
posted by Astro Zombie at 9:33 AM on July 12, 2007

I think this video is a lot better than all of yours, John. (NSFW, boobs)
posted by Avenger at 9:34 AM on July 12, 2007

I'm not sure if understanding made it funnier. You remember Eddie Murphy in Raw? Well Spock pretty much does that. No one else was comprehensible. And Star Trek sucks.
posted by Keith Talent at 9:34 AM on July 12, 2007

Please stop with this sadbastard Trekkie stuff.
posted by Webbster at 9:35 AM on July 12, 2007

See it's funny cuz they talk "urban".
posted by Mister_A at 9:38 AM on July 12, 2007

I skipped to Part 7...it made me laugh a few times.
posted by KokuRyu at 9:40 AM on July 12, 2007

Well, the odd ones are usually better than the even ones.
posted by Quonab at 9:42 AM on July 12, 2007 [6 favorites]

I think this video is a lot better than all of yours, John. (NSFW, boobs)
posted by Avenger at 12:34 PM on July 12 [+] [!]

Avenger, why did you have to tell a lie, and hurt me?
posted by BobFrapples at 9:42 AM on July 12, 2007

Does this involve Batman and The Lost Boys too?
posted by miss lynnster at 9:44 AM on July 12, 2007

Many of you have no sense of humor.

Oh, wait a second, I forgot this is metafilter.
posted by Henry C. Mabuse at 9:46 AM on July 12, 2007

I'm the astronaut, bitch?
posted by kid ichorous at 9:46 AM on July 12, 2007

Awww, how cute Avenger! It's a gay interracial love song.

But what's with all the blond dancers?
posted by Orange Pamplemousse at 9:49 AM on July 12, 2007

I am hereby starting my campaign for the anti-Rickroll. I am really hoping that the Coreyroll will take off like a rocket, spreading joy around the world through these tubes of internets. And of course I do this in honor of... my man... Three's Company... Jack Tripper. [insert Japanese funk tune here.]

That is all.
posted by miss lynnster at 9:49 AM on July 12, 2007

Oh, almost forgot...

/derail
posted by miss lynnster at 9:50 AM on July 12, 2007

Same as the makers of those GI Joe shorts I presume.
posted by dgaicun at 9:54 AM on July 12, 2007

As profane re-dubbings go, I still prefer the Tintin ones I posted a while back. The Middlesbrough accent wins all.
posted by slimepuppy at 10:00 AM on July 12, 2007

posted by Henry C. Mabuse Many of you have no sense of humor.

You got that right. Case in point: this farktastic FPP.
posted by fandango_matt at 10:01 AM on July 12, 2007

I'm sorry - was that meant to be funny?
posted by bap98189 at 10:15 AM on July 12, 2007

awful
posted by boo_radley at 10:20 AM on July 12, 2007

booooooooorrrriiinnng
posted by Debaser626 at 10:55 AM on July 12, 2007

This will explain everything you need to know on the subject.
posted by quin at 10:58 AM on July 12, 2007

That was insulting.
posted by phaedon at 11:08 AM on July 12, 2007

Grow up.
posted by dydecker at 11:11 AM on July 12, 2007

Fuckin' stoners.
posted by metasonix at 11:21 AM on July 12, 2007

Did you know that white people dance one way... but black people dance a completely different way? It's totally scientifically true!
posted by tittergrrl at 11:45 AM on July 12, 2007

That Pussy planet looks a hell of a lot like Walnut Grove... Hazzard County too, for that matter.
posted by Flashman at 11:52 AM on July 12, 2007

Pthhhbbbbthhthhbbbt!
posted by Soulfather at 12:09 PM on July 12, 2007

The best part is the guy going "Wheeeeee!" during the theme song as the ship whooshes by.

But that's about it.
posted by Deathalicious at 12:20 PM on July 12, 2007

Laughed. A lot. Forwarded to scads of peeps.
posted by ColdChef at 1:52 PM on July 12, 2007

Well, the odd ones are usually better than the even ones.

No, the even ones are the good ones.
posted by kirkaracha at 1:56 PM on July 12, 2007

Y'know, I'm pretty amused by this. Even though it is true that:

The best part is the guy going "Wheeeeee!" during the theme song as the ship whooshes by.

You are absolutely correct.
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 2:17 PM on July 12, 2007

I think the deleter must be on vacation or something.
posted by Mister_A at 2:23 PM on July 12, 2007

Also, the communicator ringtones. Pretty funny.

well, I like this post, anyway
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 2:49 PM on July 12, 2007

Avenger, thank you for letting me know how you're feeling.
posted by redteam at 3:41 PM on July 12, 2007

O HAI NIGGA, ME AM ON DA META OVERTHINkN'DAT PLATE OF MOTHERFUCKIN BEANS !
posted by elpapacito at 4:51 PM on July 12, 2007

Well, why not? It's July, I'm letting what's left of my hair down. I watched a couple, and they are only really funny to the extent that the lip-synching works, or the extent to which the expressions are rendered comically inappropriate, by yeah. Why the hell not?

It's better than some of the po-faced shite that turns up here.
posted by howfar at 6:23 PM on July 12, 2007

DO NOT WANT
Been waitin' to pull that one out.
posted by WCityMike at 6:49 PM on July 12, 2007

Ha HA! Swearing and sex and street slang!

(I did like the guy going "Whee!" in the credits. That was great.)
posted by JDHarper at 7:06 PM on July 12, 2007