March 9, 2001

9:05 AM

Spy vs. SpyNow that they've learned we bagged FBI mole Robert P. Hanssen, the Russians are frantically searching for the mole that ratted out their mole.
posted by darren (5 comments total)

I'm sorry, did you say Mole?

Or was that Moleman?
posted by jpoulos at 9:48 AM on March 9, 2001

No, mole.
posted by darren at 11:56 AM on March 9, 2001

Mole! Mole, mole, mole, mole.
posted by darren at 12:01 PM on March 9, 2001

Wow, darren. That molecam kicks ass!
posted by jpoulos at 12:11 PM on March 9, 2001

Indeed--I'd been wondering what those critters looked like ever since reading Richard Dawkins's The Selfish Gene a few weeks ago and seeing the truly remarkable footnote: "That's what we all thought. We had reckoned without naked mole rats."
posted by moss at 1:16 AM on March 10, 2001