"The police officer should have been paying attention to what his wife was doing on the Internet."

March 9, 2001 10:20 AM

"The police officer should have been paying attention to what his wife was doing on the Internet." So, now police are obligated to spy on their wives? What kind of ninnies live in North Port?
posted by obfusciatrist (11 comments total)

It's Florida....I swear the sun bakes people's brains.

It also seems to be a place of extremes. On the other end of the cops-and-sex spectrum was Kathy Willets, wife of a Broward Sheriff's deputy who was a prostitute working out of their home. Ickier yet, her deputy hubby hid in the closet and videotaped her encounters.

This all came out when they were busted, apparently while she was servicing a local public official. I tried to find a link that told the story, but all I could find was porn. I guess that means she's found work.
posted by mtevis at 10:42 AM on March 9, 2001

I fail to see how the actions of the wife have anything to do with the conduct of the husband. Did I miss something? How did the city even find out about this?
posted by Dreama at 10:45 AM on March 9, 2001

"free pictures of naked amateurs, nude wives and naked girlfriends, naked wives, naked
housewives, naked neighbors ... free pictures of real naked wives, naked ..."
posted by tiaka at 10:46 AM on March 9, 2001

It's hard for me to be upset about any of the stuff in this article, since it's all so ridiculous.

However, I am positively outraged that there exist people on this earth with so little sense that they would name their daughter "Verna Sheehan." Sheesh, with a name like that, I'd be perpetually "appalled" also.

Is there any truth to the rumor that the South Park movie is going to be reissued with "Blame Canada" changed to "Blame Florida"?
posted by anapestic at 11:05 AM on March 9, 2001

Can we give it back to Spain, or is it too late?
posted by darren at 11:13 AM on March 9, 2001

I guess that means she's found work.

I tried to find a postable link for the Kathy Willets scandal, but gave up after stumbling accross "Fillmore Butts Meets the Palm Beach Nymphomaniac." Guess I'll be purging the cache & history now.
posted by gimli at 11:13 AM on March 9, 2001

How about this Court TV précis of her lawyer's penchant for creative defenses -- in this case, Prozac-induced nymphomania? (Hint: search for a word that would not appear in the naughty links, like "convicted").
posted by dhartung at 12:00 PM on March 9, 2001

I wish people posting stories like this one would supply links to pictures so we could have hard evidence before us.
posted by Postroad at 1:31 PM on March 9, 2001

I thought his problem was that he did pay attention to what his wife was doing: apparently he accessed the pictures on the police computer.
posted by nobodyknowsimadog at 1:31 PM on March 9, 2001

"What kind of people live in North Port"?

I used to live ten minutes away from North Port. And the answer is, bad ones.
posted by logovisual at 2:37 PM on March 9, 2001