Hedwig dies.

July 19, 2007 6:07 AM

Hedwig dies.
posted by reklaw (24 comments total)

Is there something I'm missing here, or is this just an FPP to a single Harry Potter spoiler?
posted by solipsophistocracy at 6:10 AM on July 19, 2007

Thanks, fuckhead.
posted by micketymoc at 6:10 AM on July 19, 2007 [1 favorite]

This owl has expired! It is no more!
posted by Vic Morrow's Personal Vietnam at 6:10 AM on July 19, 2007

O RLY?
posted by darkripper at 6:11 AM on July 19, 2007

It's probably pining for the fjords.
posted by Pendragon at 6:14 AM on July 19, 2007

WHAT???

Oh, not this Hedwig
posted by Tommy Gnosis at 6:14 AM on July 19, 2007

Who cares?!
posted by inoculatedcities at 6:15 AM on July 19, 2007

huh?
posted by a. at 6:16 AM on July 19, 2007

!!!SPOILER ALERT!!!






























Turns out Hotmail changed his POP settings.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 6:16 AM on July 19, 2007 [1 favorite]

Goddamn, but HP brings out the asshole in people.
posted by unixrat at 6:17 AM on July 19, 2007

Wow, reklaw. What on earth are you thinking?
posted by mediareport at 6:17 AM on July 19, 2007

You made my inch angry.
posted by zerobyproxy at 6:17 AM on July 19, 2007

I'm thinking this is totally flagged.
posted by chlorus at 6:17 AM on July 19, 2007

This looks legit in which case, this is beyond an utter bullshit post.

I'd expect this shit from something awful where some douche bought up all of the banner ads, but to have a key point of a popular piece of media spoiled by some cockbag on the front page of metafilter is utter bullshit.

If this is a legit spoiler (which it seems to be), I would suggest a permanent ban for reklaw as this isn't funny or interesting. It's just him being an utter cockboat and taking joy out of ruining something for other people.
posted by Lord_Pall at 6:18 AM on July 19, 2007 [2 favorites]

Either you think this is an awesome and a worthy FPP or you just think it's funny to post spoilers to the front page. Either way it makes you a dick.
posted by Mave_80 at 6:18 AM on July 19, 2007

Dude, c'mon.
posted by cog_nate at 6:19 AM on July 19, 2007

Thanks a lot fuckhead.
posted by fallenposters at 6:19 AM on July 19, 2007

...and really, aside from all the shit above (which I agree with), the LotR music was really the cum-splatter topping on this dead-pope of a post.
posted by carsonb at 6:19 AM on July 19, 2007

He's probably just trolling for more insults to put on his user page. But it's still surprising as hell to find this posted to the MeFi front page.
posted by mediareport at 6:20 AM on July 19, 2007

I don't understand the joy you people take in spoiling Harry Potter. Is there some kind of sexual arousal you derive from it, or are you the same kind of child that smashes other children's toys because it's funny when they cry?
posted by Pope Guilty at 6:20 AM on July 19, 2007

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(That's for your respect, not the stupid owl.)
posted by Terminal Verbosity at 6:22 AM on July 19, 2007

Man posts probably-untrue spoiler for children's book because he found the idea of Hedwig dying amusing. CUE OVERREACTION.
posted by reklaw at 6:22 AM on July 19, 2007

The utter stupidity of this post amused me greatly, but this seems as good a reason as any for a permaban.
posted by Greg Nog at 6:22 AM on July 19, 2007

this is a fictional owl folks let's keep things in perspective
posted by Optimus Chyme at 6:23 AM on July 19, 2007 [1 favorite]