Comments on: Bacon Salt

Bacon Salt

mr_crash_davis — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:48:14 -0800

Because everything should taste like bacon.

By: Kwine

Kwine — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:51:04 -0800

Why would you have fries if you could have bacon fries? -Sean H.

By: wfrgms

wfrgms — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:51:20 -0800

But is it kosher?

By: DU

DU — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:56:10 -0800

According to the website, it is kosher. And vegetarian. Although that's a little like calling animated porn "feminist" since they didn't exploit any real, specific woman. Whoa, got a little heavy there. I support baconsalt. It will revolutionize popcorn.

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:57:19 -0800

Baconsalt! I approve!

By: isopraxis

isopraxis — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:58:29 -0800

It does sound slightly better than betel nut / tobbacco flavored condoms.

By: slimepuppy

slimepuppy — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:58:29 -0800

Our love is like ~~a honey-baked ham~~ bacon: pink, salty and unclean in the eyes of the lord. (source) Mmm... Bacon...

By: qcubed

qcubed — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:58:42 -0800

Vosges's Mo's Bacon Bar It's odd to taste milk chocolate that fades into salt, then bacon bits.

By: googly

googly — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:01:10 -0800

Just tried the link. Tastes more like pepsi.

By: chinese_fashion

chinese_fashion — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:01:22 -0800

Including ice cream ...

By: uncleozzy

uncleozzy — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:02:23 -0800

Oh god. If I weren't going on vacation next week, I'd order this today. Don't want the neighbors stealing my baconsalt while I'm gone.

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:04:26 -0800

God bless America.

By: Smart Dalek

Smart Dalek — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:04:40 -0800

And for dessert, Cheddar-Bacon Popcorn with Bacon Salt and just the tiniest smidgen of Popcorn Salt with Butter Flavor.

By: phaedon

phaedon — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:06:05 -0800

I love the shout-out to Plessy segregation logic on their t-shirts. Not.

By: Pope Guilty

Pope Guilty — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:08:05 -0800

phaedon, that's a direct quote from George Orwell's Animal Farm. The original commandment is that all animals are equal, and the pigs alter it to justify their dominance over the other animals.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:08:23 -0800

*heart asplodes*

By: Dr-Baa

Dr-Baa — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:08:29 -0800

Because everything should smell like bacon too.

By: WCityMike

WCityMike — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:08:48 -0800

Dogs don't know it's not bacon.

By: dios

dios — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:09:15 -0800

I had a dream that this day would come where everything could taste like bacon and a glimpse of heaven would be before us. This news is enough to make me cry. Bless you, m_c_d.

By: humannaire

humannaire — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:09:23 -0800

Bacos®-flavored Pepsi Blue!

By: SaintCynr

SaintCynr — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:10:15 -0800

phaedon, I'm pretty sure they're reffing Orwell's Animal Farm, not Plessy. But my sarcasm detection isn't on yet, not enough caffeine.

By: inthe80s

inthe80s — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:10:16 -0800

Should have called it Shadowhog Salt for those of us who want to experience what Gaz experienced in Invader Zim.

By: SaintCynr

SaintCynr — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:11:01 -0800

Ah, the Pope beat me to it.

By: phaedon

phaedon — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:11:41 -0800

Great. The one time I bleed blue I get canned for not knowing my literary references.

By: fungible

fungible — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:12:02 -0800

This is great. Now we just need to get everything wrapped in fried, sweetened pancake dough and put on the end of a stick.

By: Greg Nog

Greg Nog — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:15:23 -0800

The orders may take 1 to 3 weeks to arrive, according to the confirmation message I just got. God damn it, this is going to be the longest 1 to 3 weeks of my life. I guess I can just tide myself over by eating platefuls of bacon, topped with bacon. Washed down with a cool refreshing glass of bacon.

By: DU

DU — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:19:17 -0800

I'm not sure expressing concern for the civil rights of pigs as expressed in t-shirt slogans is really "bleeding blue" anyway.

By: loquacious

loquacious — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:20:28 -0800

MMM. BACON. However, they make no mention of whether or not this is safe for use in sex play. What?

By: gomichild

gomichild — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:21:20 -0800

I just don't understand the lure of bacon. Even before I gave up eating red meat over 15 years ago bacon had never appealed to me. I would always pick it out of things, even then. Which leads me to believe that this tastes totally revolting and you are all welcome to my share.

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:23:45 -0800

Note the uncanny Metafilterishness of this baconsalt blog recipe.

By: Burhanistan

Burhanistan — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:24:43 -0800

gomichild: it's analogous to huffing gasoline to get high.

By: Eekacat

Eekacat — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:25:58 -0800

MMM bacon flavored Cilantro!

By: Floach

Floach — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:26:38 -0800

Well, then. Humanity has officially reached its pinnacle. What else is there to do?

By: nixerman

nixerman — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:26:50 -0800

Well I don't eat bacon for the taste. It's not exactly chocolate. I enjoy eating bacon because I love chomping down on fatty, salty, meaty, oily, crunchy (but not too crunchy) goodness. I also find the image of strips of glistening meat to be somewhat erotic (but not too erotic). There's also a bit of association going on as bacon always summons sweet memories of waking up and watching Saturday morning cartoons and enjoying the smell and crackle as pop that drifted up from the kitchen where my dear mum was busily frying and dicing the blessed meat. Instead of bacon salt to make everything taste like bacon I'd much rather these two entrepreneurs dedicate themselves to making bacon itself more portable and with a better form factor. Perhaps bacon in a can? Or bacon-to-go microwave lunches? Or maybe a service to send over beautiful red-headed women with endless legs to cook package upon package of tasty bacon for you? (Scratch that last one, that's just my fantasy and probably isn't viable... I've said too much.)

By: loquacious

loquacious — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:27:39 -0800

I just don't understand the lure of bacon. Bacon is the chocolate of the meat world. It's so delicious. You're weird. I know die-hard vegans that will occasionally eat bacon, just because it is bacon, and it is good.

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:29:19 -0800

I would like to purchase some of your marvelous invention, baconsalt. I will be adding it to my bacon.

By: webnrrd2k

webnrrd2k — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:31:46 -0800

...and now for the Futurama reference: Fry: "I'm never going to get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? ADMIRAL Crunch?!?" Leela: "Well, if you don't like that, try some Archduke Chocula." It looks like we're one step closer to the future.

By: the painkiller

the painkiller — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:33:32 -0800

i would like to nominate mr_crash_davis as MeFi's patron saint of bacon.

By: Burhanistan

Burhanistan — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:34:11 -0800

So, if it is vegan and kosher, then what the hell is in there? You're not curious, you'd just rather salivate?

By: mikeh

mikeh — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:36:36 -0800

I am going to use this to get my pakistani coworker addicted to bacon flavor. Yes, I am an asshole.

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:38:27 -0800

It's vegan in the sense that it's made from vegans, Burhanistan. It's kosher in the sense that it's made from vegan Jews. It's pork in the sense that it's long pork. Baconsalt is people, Burhanistan. Sweet, delicious people!

By: DU

DU — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:40:23 -0800

So, if it is vegan and kosher, then what the hell is in there? 3,4dimethylbaconium

By: gomichild

gomichild — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:41:48 -0800

loquacious: You're weird. I am not weird. Ugh even the thought of these greasy pink and white strips coming out of a greasy package turns my stomach! And that disgusting smell as it's put in the pan and starts sizzling away and spitting as the grease pockets do mini explosions... wait you sickos are salivating as you read this aren't you????

By: buzzv

buzzv — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:42:52 -0800

Metafilter: Because everything should taste like blue.

By: Mayor Curley

Mayor Curley — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:45:05 -0800

I just don't understand the lure of bacon. Even before I gave up eating red meat over 15 years ago bacon had never appealed to me. I would always pick it out of things, even then. I have been a vegetarian for most of my life. The only things I miss are bacon and Hebrew National hot dogs.

By: SaintCynr

SaintCynr — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:45:08 -0800

>>wait you sickos are salivating as you read this aren't you???? Just keep typing...I'm almost there.

By: gomichild

gomichild — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:47:30 -0800

And don't even get me started on my loathing of popcorn which undoubtably some of you freaks will think to douse with bacon salt...

By: uncleozzy

uncleozzy — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:47:37 -0800

Just keep typing...I'm almost there. Am I in an AOL chat room?

By: mckenney

mckenney — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:48:00 -0800

you sickos are salivating as you read this aren't you? Screw salivating, you keep describing greasy pink and white strips, and I might start ovulating. Mama needs some bacon salt. Bad.

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:52:10 -0800

I was totally serious, by the way: I want to put this baconsalt on my bacon so I can has bacon²!!!

By: Burhanistan

Burhanistan — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:55:33 -0800

It's pork in the sense that it's long pork. Baconsalt is people, Burhanistan. Sweet, delicious people! posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson Well, at least I learned about Long Pork.

By: gompa

gompa — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:57:05 -0800

I just don't understand the lure of bacon. More than one Muslim of my acquaintance has told me that the one thing that most tempts them to defy Allah's will on the subject of pork is the inimitably seductive smell of cooking bacon. So, you know, it's not us, it's you. That said, imitation bacon bits are pretty vile, so I'll probably stick with the real deal. And anything other than real melted butter and salt on popcorn is an abomination that makes baby Jesus cry so hard the movie screen goes all blurry.

By: loquacious

loquacious — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:57:11 -0800

3,4dimethylbaconium That's funny. I just had some 3,4-methylenedioxybacon-N-methylbaconphetamine the other day. It was also incredibly delicious. With that dual-baconation methyl groups, how could it not be? Also, I love all of you so very, very much. Can I, err, sprinkle some of this salt on you?

By: Pants!

Pants! — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:59:18 -0800

Next we just need sodium-free baconsalt so we can have pure, unadulterated vegetarian-kosher bacon essence.

By: lowlife

lowlife — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:00:09 -0800

I made a pizza on the weekend with a crust based on the 'bacon placemat' from Instructibles. Best use of 14 slices of bacon ever.

By: the quidnunc kid

the quidnunc kid — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:02:55 -0800

Finally, a condiment that tastes like Francis Bacon! This is much better than my idea for a fruit milkshake called "The Shakes-Pear".

By: Divine_Wino

Divine_Wino — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:09:18 -0800

I don't know about bacon salt, really, but just think about this for a minute: You cook up some of that thick slab bacon, slooooowly. Then you take some fresh sliced sourdough bread and toast it lightly. Then you cut up one New Jersey beefsteak tomato (wait till you get a good one!), you need four thick slices because you are going to end up eating two of these, then one (ONE) piece of red leaf lettuce or Romaine (you need about 1/3 stem/thick end to leaf ratio), not too wet from when you rinse it under the tap. Mayo, fresh ground black pepper. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK! Here is the amazing thing about this amazing sandwich, really, really, anyone can make it and it's fucking delicious, it's the most democratic thing in the world a BLT, with a BLT every man is a king, every woman is president-for-life, every dog is a pony. Drink ice water while you are eating your BLT's and then quickly go wash your hands and face and lie down on a freshly made bed in an airconditioned room, read sci-fi paperbacks from the seventies, take a little nap. That's about as good as being a human being gets, I'm pretty sure.

By: Lord_Pall

Lord_Pall — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:11:19 -0800

baconated salt is a wonder of science.

By: sephira

sephira — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:11:33 -0800

Well, if baconsalt isn't your thing, you can always try Season Shot.

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:14:32 -0800

Groovy beans, sephira! I just hope it works better than jello shots! That one got messy!!!

By: banannafish

banannafish — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:15:38 -0800

I support everything about this venture.

By: porpoise

porpoise — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:19:44 -0800

~~Awesome!!!~~ Bacon salt is a zero calorie, vegetarian, kosher certified, seasoning salt that makes everything taste like bacon. Boo. I bet it sucks as much as artificial carbohydrate-based bacon bits.

By: everichon

everichon — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:20:41 -0800

Divine_Wino, you just explained to me how I am spending my upcoming birthday--cheers.

By: Peter H

Peter H — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:22:04 -0800

> Season Shot. Holy shit that's funny. Please be real, PLEASE be real.

By: Mister_A

Mister_A — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:22:41 -0800

The list of tags on this post is among the very few earthly examples of perfection that we will ever witness.

By: Mikey-San

Mikey-San — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:24:23 -0800

Ugh even the thought of these greasy pink and white strips coming out of a greasy package turns my stomach! And that disgusting smell as it's put in the pan and starts sizzling away and spitting as the grease pockets do mini explosions... This is the sound of an orgasm building, my friends.

By: loquacious

loquacious — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:38:49 -0800

This is the sound of an orgasm building, my friends. Building!? What do you mean... building? I'm already well on my way to a baker's dozen! Being a Scorpio sucks, sometimes. Sometimes. This is not one of those times.

By: OmieWise

OmieWise — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:42:33 -0800

With bacon every dog is a fucking pony. That's so right.

By: quin

quin — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:51:38 -0800

I am not a vegetarian, though since I am married to one and hate to cook, from a dietary standpoint, I might as well be one. This really doesn't bother me. I like meat, and when I get up the motivation, I occasionally make it for myself. But I rarely notice when it's not around. Except when I smell bacon. I don't even like bacon that much. But my god, that smell... Just thinking about it makes me hungry. If this is, in fact, vegetarian safe, I'll probably get it, just to have around.

By: daHIFI

daHIFI — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:53:16 -0800

My best friend has this bit he uses when he chats up strange women that goes something like this: So I was reading about how China just put out this stamp that tastes like sweet and sour sauce when you lick it. Isn't that awesome? [wait for response, gauge interest] So I was thinking, what if America put out a flavored stamp? What would it be? Well I was thinking about it and I came up with the best idea: [pause for dramatic effect, wait for it...]BACON! [huge grin] What do you think? A bacon flavored stamp! You like bacon don't you? Would you buy a bacon flavored stamp? Watching him do it is pure magic, the girl is usually so amused by his delivery that the conversation goes on for a while. One time he asked Would you buy a bacon flavored stamp? to some chick in Starbucks and she replied back straight faced "Well it depends on whether or not it would cost more than a regular stamp." I was hurting so bad from trying not to laugh at the whole situation that I had to get up and walk outside to laugh uncontrollably.

By: oflinkey

oflinkey — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:54:55 -0800

Why stop at salt?

By: Peter H

Peter H — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 11:05:40 -0800

And of course: Six strips of hickory smoked bacon piled high atop two patties of beef. Go on, obsess a little. I read that last line as "obese a little".

By: Ynoxas

Ynoxas — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 11:09:55 -0800

gomichild: keep up with that dirty mouth of yours and some of us might start proposing. I voted with my wallet and bought the Sampler Pack. If this thread is still open when it arrives, I'll try to report back with findings. I'm also about to buy one of their shirts. I think it would be approved motorcycling apparel. "All the bacon flavor without the triple bypass". I think that would go over well with my other 2-wheeled brethren.

By: cobaltnine

cobaltnine — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 11:11:04 -0800

Divine_Wino...I...I've done that. Now I want a BLT. And air conditioning. And some bacon salt. In all seriousness, I have a friend who is getting some of this. I'll wrap it in this, of course.

By: everichon

everichon — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 11:13:22 -0800

God damn this thread, now I might have to get on my god damned bike and go score a BLT for lunch. First Noble Truth, indeed.

By: CitrusFreak12

CitrusFreak12 — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 11:14:43 -0800

Thank you. This brought tears to my eyes.

By: Peter H

Peter H — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 11:15:02 -0800

Shit Ynoxas, you must have a lot of pork to throw it away on all this bacon.

By: pantsrobot

pantsrobot — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 11:17:20 -0800

Ahaha I like their Animal Farm quoting shirts

By: Peter H

Peter H — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 11:17:25 -0800

All we need now is some lettuce salt, and some tomato salt and we can have ourselves a delicious salt sandwich.

By: loquacious

loquacious — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 11:19:25 -0800

BACON ICE CREAM!!! If I put bacon salt on that, will it melt faster? You know what? I really don't fucking care. Bacon ice cream soup sounds good, too.

By: misha

misha — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 11:20:46 -0800

Thank god for bacon salt if it lives up to the hype. But I've been hurt too many times. Turkey bacon...gack. I still have that taste in my mouth sometimes. And Lawry's seasoned salt, once so bacony good, changed their recipe and left me out in the cold. I just don't know if I can go through all that pain and disillusionment again...

By: tehloki

tehloki — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 11:20:46 -0800

Damnit, this ham gum is all bones.

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 11:29:27 -0800

You know what goes great with pain and disillusionment? That's right: Bacon!!!

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 11:35:14 -0800

"And don't even get me started on my loathing of popcorn which undoubtably some of you freaks will think to douse with bacon salt..." Damn skippy. As soon as my sampler pack arrives, I will make THREE DIFFERENT FLAVORS OF BACON POPCORN. Maybe four, if I can find that cheese powder...

By: sharpener

sharpener — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 11:52:22 -0800

No. No it shouldn't. I like bacon as much as the next red-blooded carnivore, but I like variety.

By: elwoodwiles

elwoodwiles — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 12:05:08 -0800

I just wanted to say, in public, that I sent this link to my girlfriend, who turned around and bought us some Bacon Salt. That is to say: my girlfriend is awesome.

By: The Esteemed Doctor Bunsen Honeydew

The Esteemed Doctor Bunsen Honeydew — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 12:22:23 -0800

Oh god. I'm in love.

By: djseafood

djseafood — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 12:50:24 -0800

I support Bacon Salt!

By: fungible

fungible — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 13:19:55 -0800

More than one Muslim of my acquaintance has told me that the one thing that most tempts them to defy Allah's will on the subject of pork is the inimitably seductive smell of cooking bacon. Do we need further proof that there is no God? (Or else that if he does exist, he's a sadistic asshole?)

By: kingfisher, his musclebound cat

kingfisher, his musclebound cat — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 13:38:08 -0800

Now my hand-woven baconsheets are obsolete, and just when I when I mastered rolling a 20-foot long baconsheet for easy wrapping.

By: silby

silby — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 13:50:15 -0800

I'm looking forward to some bacon-flavored desserts. They'll probably mostly be intolerably disgusting, but if someone hits on a good one, oh man.

By: chinese_fashion

chinese_fashion — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 14:17:28 -0800

Silby, I linked to a story about bacon ice cream a ways up there ...

By: infinitywaltz

infinitywaltz — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 14:47:00 -0800

I actually suffer from a rare medical condition that actually does make everything taste like bacon. Trust me, it's not nearly as great as it sounds. OK, I'm lying. It's totally awesome.

By: gfrobe

gfrobe — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 15:39:56 -0800

I feel another Splenda thread coming on. The makers of real bacon are not going to like this one bit. Although I'm sure a few pigs are breathing a little easier tonight.

By: ericb

ericb — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 15:45:45 -0800

I had a dream that this day would come where everything could taste like bacon and a glimpse of heaven would be before us. And then you could wake from that dream thanks to your WAKE n' BACON Alarm Clock!!!

By: Item

Item — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 16:09:11 -0800

Bacos are vegan. I've been vegetarian all of my adult life, and I eat the little fuckers on and in everything (much to my bacon-hating carnivorous girlfriend's chagrin). Bacon salt seems kind of pointless, though. If I were a meat eater and wanted bacon flavored popcorn, I'd just pour my morning's bacon grease over the goddamn tub of popped corn.

By: BrotherCaine

BrotherCaine — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 17:11:57 -0800

So someone ran baco-bits through a grinder and called it bacon salt? How is this important exactly?

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 17:24:41 -0800

"How is this important exactly?" IT'S FUCKING BACON SALT.

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 18:40:09 -0800

Yes, but can you smoke it?

By: skammer

skammer — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 19:00:05 -0800

IT"S FUCKING BACON SALT Yes, but can you smoke it? Just when I thought I couldn't love MetaFilter any more, this thread comes along.

By: skammer

skammer — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 19:01:21 -0800

(I just bought 3 sampler packs. One for me, 2 for gifts.)

By: pmurray63

pmurray63 — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 20:00:15 -0800

I'm curious, but I think I'll wait for Amazon to carry it (they say it's coming soon) so that I don't have to spend more on shipping than the actual product.

By: Bighappyfunhouse

Bighappyfunhouse — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 20:27:24 -0800

Why rub generic salt in your enemies wounds when you can rub bacon salt instead.

By: quin

quin — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 21:33:08 -0800

And for extra cruelty, when you have laid waste to their villages, and you salt the ground, make sure you use Bacon Salt. Plants won't grow and they are cursed with the wonderful fragrance of bacon which they can't eat. It's old school vengeance with a modern twist!

By: blue_beetle

blue_beetle — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 21:34:08 -0800

How about I just shove a pig down your throat? Homer: So you think you know better than this family, eh? Well as long as you're in my house you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! So butter your bacon! Bart: Yes father. Lisa: Mom, dad, my spiritual quest is over! Homer: Hold that thought... Bacon up that sausage, boy! Brought to you by the magical bacon animal.

By: BrotherCaine

BrotherCaine — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 21:45:25 -0800

If it actually tastes like bacon and not baco-bits I'd be all over it, except... when I want bacon, I just cook some damn bacon.

By: Xere

Xere — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 22:35:23 -0800

Too bad we can't call it basalt.

By: oxford blue

oxford blue — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 00:39:34 -0800

My god, there is a god! A piggy salty bacony god, with ketchup nipples.

By: NedKoppel

NedKoppel — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 09:01:24 -0800

Will it make frog legs taste like bacon?

By: mazola

mazola — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 09:33:41 -0800

Mmmm, this would go good on bacon.

By: domdom

domdom — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:37:10 -0800

swine salt = yuck

By: tristeza

tristeza — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:52:17 -0800

All right, ya'll, a friend just brought me two bottles of this wondrous thing, Original and Peppered. I have not tried the Peppered version yet, but I doused my salad with the Original. Conclusion: tastes like bacon! No, really. And salt. Basically, it's like finely ground Bacos, which are awesome. I'm putting this shit on everything from now on.

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 18:27:03 -0800

I just got my order confirmation and tracking number this morning, tristeza. I am so jealous. I've been on a camping trip since Friday night, and Bacon Salt would make everything cooked over a campfire taste better.

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Sun, 29 Jul 2007 14:16:38 -0800

Bacon popcorn is awesome, by the way. Not in large quantities, though. I made a small bowl and it was perfect. A large bowl may have been too much.