You deserve a break today

July 25, 2007 8:19 AM

It's Wednesday--take a chill pill.
posted by mattbucher (26 comments total)

It's Wednesday? Oh crap, it is! Aw, man, I've been thinking it was Thursday all day. Really.

Now I need a chill pill.
posted by DU at 8:27 AM on July 25, 2007

Neat idea. Only if the resolution was higher and the music better, I'd be happy. Sigh. Back to the hectic hustle and bustle of the Internet of today (instead of the calm oasis of relaxation and reason it used to be when I were a lad).

I snark because I love.
posted by slimepuppy at 8:28 AM on July 25, 2007

To those of you on the other side of the international dateline: Happy Thursday!
posted by mattbucher at 8:30 AM on July 25, 2007

Loved that. Thanks mattbucher.
posted by nickyskye at 8:38 AM on July 25, 2007

Takes too long to load. I don't have that kind of time.
posted by Faint of Butt at 8:38 AM on July 25, 2007 [1 favorite]

That was nice. Me, I would prefer an Agnes Martin painting and maybe some Stars Of The Lid. But I am a supporter of gratuitous chill in all its forms.
posted by everichon at 8:50 AM on July 25, 2007

I keep clicking on the sunset screen but I can't seem to hit a single one of those seagulls. Frustrating!

Also, doesn't "Chillmaster Flex" sound either too pervy or too much like an in-car refrigerator to really put you at your ease?
posted by howfar at 8:56 AM on July 25, 2007 [2 favorites]

It sounds like Funkmaster Flex got lost in a k-hole, is what it sounds like.
posted by everichon at 8:58 AM on July 25, 2007 [4 favorites]

AAaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
posted by caddis at 9:01 AM on July 25, 2007

I live in Key West. The vistas, great all the time.

Teh interweb? Not so much.
posted by humannaire at 9:32 AM on July 25, 2007

I was seriously expecting some kind of zombie popping up and screaming á la these "find five faults in this picture" thingys. The wait made me very nervous and now my heart is pumping like a fucked clock.
posted by soundofsuburbia at 10:21 AM on July 25, 2007 [3 favorites]

Adding this silly taking a poke at Buddhists comic to the chill factor.
posted by nickyskye at 10:27 AM on July 25, 2007 [1 favorite]

But then I read something like this: Study: Iraqis May Experience Sadness When Friends, Relatives Die and need to take a chill pill again.
posted by nickyskye at 10:30 AM on July 25, 2007

What if that website triggered repressed subliminal CIA programming AND FILLED ME WITH UNCONTROLABLE RAGE!!! AAARRRRRRGH!!!! DESTROY!!!! CRUSH!!!!

and mattbutcher... it's all your fault.
posted by tkchrist at 10:48 AM on July 25, 2007 [1 favorite]

And here I was expecting "cook and chill", the ultimate Chill-masters...
posted by Pantengliopoli at 10:54 AM on July 25, 2007

Bah, Strong Bad pioneered this long before chillmasterflex with take-a-break.exe.
posted by brownpau at 11:35 AM on July 25, 2007

SERENITY NOW!
posted by howfar at 11:48 AM on July 25, 2007

Uh, the scene called "sunset"... the sun doesn't set... it doesn't freaking move!!! THE EARTH HAS STOPPED TURNING!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!! (not relaxing)
posted by wendell at 12:23 PM on July 25, 2007

relaxation is just a click away.
WHERE THE HELL DO I CLICK?
posted by robot at 1:34 PM on July 25, 2007

WHERE THE HELL DO I CLICK?

Try one of the three images in the upper right.
posted by mattbucher at 2:09 PM on July 25, 2007

I meant upper left.

I'm dumb.
posted by mattbucher at 2:09 PM on July 25, 2007

You know what else is chill? Your own Four Seasons residence in Bora Bora.

(cool post)
posted by vronsky at 2:13 PM on July 25, 2007

I don't need it.
posted by chillmost at 5:26 PM on July 25, 2007

To those of you on the other side of the international dateline: Happy Thursday!

Why, thank you, mattbucher!
posted by flapjax at midnite at 6:09 PM on July 25, 2007

Is it me, or does the lake scene look like it's just after they shot Fredo and dumped his corpse overboard?
posted by dirigibleman at 9:59 PM on July 25, 2007

Is it me, or does the lake scene look like it's just after they shot Fredo and dumped his corpse overboard?

Well, after all, Fredo was very, uh, chill after that...
posted by flapjax at midnite at 4:08 AM on July 26, 2007