Comments on: But offstage, a vicious love triangle and Jughead's eating disorder threatened to tear the band apart...

But offstage, a vicious love triangle and Jughead's eating disorder threatened to tear the band apart...

Alvy Ampersand — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:11:18 -0800

Hailing from wholesome Riverdale, USA, The Archies were a fresh-faced gang of teens who rocketed to the top of the pops. Listen to their first album on ArchieComics.com now! [Via Comics Should Be Good!]

By: Alvy Ampersand

Alvy Ampersand — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:15:00 -0800

Toppling unsavoury R&B combo the Rolling Stones' "Honky Tonk Woman" from the Billboard charts, "Sugar, Sugar"▶ became The Archies' biggest hit, often▶ covered▶, perhaps best by Wilson Pickett♫ . Always on the cutting edge, The Archies tackled topics like environmentalism and urban decay in songs like "Mr. Factory"▶ and "Ballad of 51st Street Park"▶. Watch more Giant Jukebox hits here! Bonus Tracks: The Archies singing "Sugar Sugar", Live!▶ (Well, actually Ron Dante, singer, Manilow producer, and publisher of the Paris Review) The Archies cover The Sex Pistols!▶

By: jonmc

jonmc — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:20:25 -0800

My wife is a high school teacher in a rough, predominantly Black and Latino area of the Bronx. Some of her remedial students reading abilities improved when they read comics, so she'd buy some for them sometimes. Their favorite? The Archies. I guess they like it for the same reason I did as a kid, cause it was a sweet fantasy of teenage life*. I still pick up an Archie comic on occasion, just cause it's reassuring to know it's still there. (and 'Bang-Shang-A-Lang' is a great song. and Ronnie Dante (born Carmine Granito on Staten Island, was a neighbor of George Plimpton and briefly served as publisher of the Paris Review) *oddly there's a wealthy area in the North Bronx called Riverdale. Weird coincidence.

By: Henry C. Mabuse

Henry C. Mabuse — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:28:31 -0800

A cancer on the music industry.

By: HuronBob

HuronBob — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:31:34 -0800

Henry, the way that is usually phrased is "your favorite band sucks!" Try to get it right next time, we abhor grouches who can't follow the rules!

By: rolypolyman

rolypolyman — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:42:04 -0800

I approve of using the right arrow for video and musical note for mp3. That's a pretty cool naming scheme.

By: BitterOldPunk

BitterOldPunk — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:49:49 -0800

Obligatory YouTube link to The Riverdales.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:52:28 -0800

Further reading: This book is great. It explodes a lot of dusty old cultural myths.

By: Flood

Flood — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:53:22 -0800

Archie and the gang recently got a new look in the comics.

By: Tuwa

Tuwa — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:57:26 -0800

What, no Unicode TV screen? "Bang Shang-a-Lang" is nice; probably like most people, I'd most known them for "Sugar Sugar." "Everything's Archie," on the other hand, is completely skippable.

By: Slack-a-gogo

Slack-a-gogo — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:59:55 -0800

When the Monkees started pushing back on their puppet masters and started taking control of their sound, Don Kirshner created the Archies as a band that was guaranteed to not get big heads. Unless of course they chose to draw them with big heads.

By: Armitage Shanks

Armitage Shanks — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:01:45 -0800

American Idol.

By: doctorschlock

doctorschlock — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:03:07 -0800

I've always loved them Archie women...along with Josie and the Pussycats. They had hips and big fat cartoon lips.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:05:30 -0800

along with Josie and the Pussycats. They had hips and big fat cartoon lips. I dug em, too. Some men fanatsize about women dressed as French Maids. I'd be totally turned on by a cute girl dressed as Josie.

By: Slack-a-gogo

Slack-a-gogo — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:07:21 -0800

Last year the Onion AV Club asked "Has anyone ever hated teenagers with the gusto of the writers and artists at Archie Comics?" in a piece that traces Archie gang's trendhopping decade by decade. Worth it for the mohawked punk rock Jughead alone ("Back off nerd!").

By: jonmc

jonmc — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:07:33 -0800

Also, the singing voice of Valerie (the black Pussycat) was Patrice Holloway, sister oF brenda Holloway who sang the classic 'Every Little Bit Hurts.'

By: frobozz

frobozz — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:07:44 -0800

Hm, I don't know about the new look - when I was reading them in the 80s/90s I loved to look at their retro fifties clothes. Although I seem to remember them being all over the place, era-wise, even within the same book. Now I want to go dig up all my old ones (I had dozens) but I think my mother may have thrown them out when I moved out...

By: JaredSeth

JaredSeth — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:22:53 -0800

I moved from Hells Kitchen up to Riverdale a little over a year ago, and even the little foreign owned bodega in the neighborhood carries the Archie comics monthly. One of these days I'll have to ask how many copies they sell.

By: cillit bang

cillit bang — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:26:04 -0800

The Josie movie soundtrack album is fantastic. Vocals by the chick out of Letters To Cleo.

By: Wolfdog

Wolfdog — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:39:32 -0800

I generally don't bother at all with "hating" music, and in fact I have a considerable amount of fascination with, and respect for, the craft of writing impeccably catchy pop songs. Fortunately, though, there's no governor whatsoever on my capacity for loathing shit animation.

By: Gary

Gary — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:42:11 -0800

I'll admit it. I'm the reason EMusic canceled the unlimited downloading plans. They realized that no one needs to download six different albums by the Archies. Especially when 2 of them are greatest hits albums.

By: PeterMcDermott

PeterMcDermott — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:42:27 -0800

The best of all the manufactured bands had a pederast for a manager who stole all their money and also sang a Shang a Lang song

By: wheelieman

wheelieman — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 15:56:30 -0800

They even have the old radio shows from the 40s on their site. Neato!

By: srt19170

srt19170 — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 16:13:56 -0800

I always liked the B-side of "Sugar, Sugar", a song called "Jam Up and Jelly Tight." The Tommy Roe version is available (and I have it :-) but the Archie's version, sadly, seems unavailable.

By: ethnomethodologist

ethnomethodologist — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 17:28:39 -0800

When I was a kid I understood that "Riverdale" actually refers to Riverdale, Illinois, which was just a little west of my hometown of Hammond, Indiana. Riverdale, Dolton, Harvey- I mean, you really cannot image a more wholesome setting for the Archies.

By: mykescipark

mykescipark — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 20:02:05 -0800

I'm afraid I once made a member of my family spend obscene amounts of money on those Archies albums when they were out-of-print collectors' items in the mid-'80s. Cthulhu, take me now...

By: blacklite

blacklite — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 03:02:58 -0800

All of these articles and links and everything make the comics seem an awful lot more shallow and hollow than I remembered them. I had so many. And then I grew up and met Veronica Lodge. But the not-so-bad, old Veronica Lodge, not this new Paris-Hilton-esque little-dog-carrying Veronica Lodge. They are breaking Archie. Goddammnit.

By: h00py

h00py — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 04:24:17 -0800

The thing that finally stopped my Archies obsession when I was a young teenager was finally noticing that every single sentence ended with an exclamation mark! Except if it was a question?

By: h00py

h00py — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 04:24:47 -0800

finally finally!