Aneta Florczyk
July 30, 2007 9:46 AM   Subscribe

Aneta Florczyk is an extraordinarily strong woman. Here is a video of her twisting a frying pan into a cylinder. She has deadlifted over 500 pounds. And pressed more than 250 pounds overhead.
posted by jason's_planet (34 comments total) 6 users marked this as a favorite

 
ohhmygawdIthinkI'minlove......
posted by Floydd at 9:51 AM on July 30, 2007


I love how she checked her nails after rolling the fryingpan into a cylinder.
posted by piratebowling at 9:51 AM on July 30, 2007


"I can bring home the bacon, twist up a fryin' pan..."
posted by vronsky at 9:54 AM on July 30, 2007 [1 favorite]


I'd be hit by that.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 9:54 AM on July 30, 2007 [11 favorites]


And here's mental imagery of me masturbating to these photos.
posted by jonson at 9:55 AM on July 30, 2007


Tall average-sized women lifting heavy things
posted by kid ichorous at 10:01 AM on July 30, 2007


Isn't there a Futurama Episode with her in it?... SNU-SNU!!!
posted by somnambulist at 10:08 AM on July 30, 2007 [2 favorites]


That's really cool... I expected to see a steroidal freak, but she looks like she's accomplished her size and strength in a natural way... I'd love to be able to do the frying pan thing when my family gets cranky: Well (twist) guess (twist) what?! (twist) I'm (twist) not (twist) cooking (twist) tonight! (hold pan up triumphantly)
posted by amyms at 10:28 AM on July 30, 2007


Here is a video of her twisting a frying pan into a cylinder.

Aaaaand I'm smitten.

And boy, can she smite.

Seriously, though, I'm always left floored when I think how much devotion it takes to become a top athlete like this, when what it takes to get there is just so physically gruelling, day in, day out, usually with no immediate reward except personal satisfaction and the hope that it'll pay off in competition. Props to Ms. Florczyk!
posted by Drexen at 10:31 AM on July 30, 2007


She's so strong, she sat through four viewings of old yeller and didn't cry once.
posted by damn dirty ape at 10:32 AM on July 30, 2007


I don't doubt Aneta Florczyk's strength, but there is a trick to the frying pan stunt. Given a sufficiently cheap and flimsy pan, most people could do it.

Or I suppose you could get one of these.
posted by Faint of Butt at 10:36 AM on July 30, 2007


Someone apparently forgot to tell her that a woman's place is in the home, COOKING with the frying pan, not breaking it and costing her husband more of his paycheck to replace it....

Y'know what? I think I'LL go tell her... hold on...








/Faint sirens in background
posted by Debaser626 at 10:39 AM on July 30, 2007


Just one frying pan? I guess that's pretty good.
posted by DU at 10:41 AM on July 30, 2007 [1 favorite]


According to the photo on the front page of her website, she is also a Sith Lord.
posted by brain_drain at 10:43 AM on July 30, 2007


I'd like to see her roll up some cast iron. That would be a neat trick.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 10:48 AM on July 30, 2007 [1 favorite]


Lets see her do that while the frying pan is cooking tasty, tasty bacon!
posted by blue_beetle at 11:03 AM on July 30, 2007


Mmm... Bacon Metal Burrito...
posted by the other side at 11:05 AM on July 30, 2007


That's a really unfortunate graphic in the header of the first link. It looks like she's pulling on (or pulling something out of) those other two meatheads, who seem to be screaming in agony.
posted by hermitosis at 11:07 AM on July 30, 2007


Damn impressive! Note that she's pretty muscular and fit, but she's not carrying around unprecedented muscle mass. Even relatively slight women, with the right natural talent, training, and technique can lift impressive amounts compared to their body size. Here's some brief YouTube video of what looks to be a teenaged Maryse Turcotte lifting 210 pounds (95 Kg). She has some seriously powerful quads once you take a close look, but her arms don't look much larger than those of the average teen athlete. More on Maryse here.
posted by maudlin at 11:09 AM on July 30, 2007


Should say "Soviet-era Eastern European frying pan."
posted by Possum at 11:12 AM on July 30, 2007


She would make a perfect companion to a robot who loves metal burritos.
posted by ORthey at 11:14 AM on July 30, 2007 [2 favorites]


That's a Monday-morning-quality comment, folks.
posted by ORthey at 11:14 AM on July 30, 2007


Woo-hoo love me them big women. I'm wanna be her bitch!
posted by doctorschlock at 11:21 AM on July 30, 2007


Definitely agree with the "she's hot" censuses here.
Thats one fine, strong, woman.
posted by Iron Rat at 11:32 AM on July 30, 2007


You guys will LOVE the last line in the frying pan video!

The off-camera man says "Now let's make pancakes!"
posted by Meatbomb at 11:32 AM on July 30, 2007


From her website:
"About Aneta -
Born: 26.02.1982
Height: 168 cm
Weight: 75 kg
Biceps: 36 cm
Thigh: 64 cm"


I don't understand any of those numbers.

/merkin
posted by Baby_Balrog at 11:35 AM on July 30, 2007


Finding myself surprisingly aroused by this....
posted by wavespy at 11:41 AM on July 30, 2007


Very impressive! And she has got a great smile.
posted by hojoki at 11:50 AM on July 30, 2007


If she had kids with Mariusz Pudzianowski, their child would have to be a superhero, I swear.
posted by StrikeTheViol at 12:27 PM on July 30, 2007


Wow, she’s pretty strong. I wonder what her THAC0 is.
posted by Smedleyman at 12:31 PM on July 30, 2007


/merkin

Be careful with that one (Wikipedia, NSFW).

More on topic, I'm most impressed by what appears to be a completely natural physique. It seems like body-building without drugs is the exception to the rule now, so it's nice to see someone with some integrity (and a whole lot of strength, seeing as how she could deadlift three of me in one go).
posted by invitapriore at 1:05 PM on July 30, 2007


Natural? You mean like this guy?
posted by maxwelton at 1:19 PM on July 30, 2007


StrikeTheViol: For real East Bloc superhero children, and ignoring for a moment the sometimes strained relationship between Poles and Russians, she should have kids with Alexander Karelin. Or, well, maybe supervillain children would result. Karelin scares me.
posted by Joakim Ziegler at 2:48 PM on July 30, 2007


Argh! The galleries interface on her site is really annoying as you have to drill down several levels to get to actual photographs.

But am I going to tell her that? Nosireebob.
posted by Zinger at 6:29 PM on July 30, 2007


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