Noooooooooo!!!!

July 31, 2007 8:52 AM

Crush the Screamin' Beans!
posted by Robot Johnny (15 comments total)

:-(
posted by nasreddin at 8:53 AM on July 31, 2007

The interface is lacking: it only lets me crush the bean with a finger. There's inherent mechanism to enable me to over think it.

/low_hanging_fruit
posted by Burhanistan at 8:57 AM on July 31, 2007

You know, we are talking about dead beans. That's what fingers cause; dead beans.
posted by yhbc at 8:59 AM on July 31, 2007 [2 favorites]

Beans, beans, the magical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot the better you feel
So eat your beans at every meal!
posted by Eekacat at 9:03 AM on July 31, 2007

(there's *no* inherent mechanism to enable me to over think it)

Hastiness is a bitch.
posted by Burhanistan at 9:08 AM on July 31, 2007

Wow, is this old thing really NOT a double?
posted by humannaire at 9:10 AM on July 31, 2007

Baked Pepsi Blue in tomato sauce.
posted by Nelson at 9:24 AM on July 31, 2007

If only they were on a plate.
posted by amyms at 10:03 AM on July 31, 2007

I thought they were good for the heart.
posted by rouftop at 11:10 AM on July 31, 2007

Not another ObitFilter.

okay, then:



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posted by wendell at 12:54 PM on July 31, 2007

I didn't actually click on the link, but in my head I heard it read in Patton Oswalt's voice. And I laughed.
posted by bayliss at 2:47 PM on July 31, 2007

I prefer to bide my time with the beans, playing an elaborate game of cat and mouse rather than crushing them.
posted by Smedleyman at 6:05 PM on July 31, 2007

(what's with the headband bean?)
posted by Smedleyman at 6:06 PM on July 31, 2007

I am so pleased that at least three people got my dead beans reference. No, really; it lets me know that there are people that spend even MORE time than I do at this place.
posted by yhbc at 6:55 PM on July 31, 2007

He's a ninja.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 6:56 PM on July 31, 2007